Best advice you've ever been given ...?

[Ikemi]

So what is the best advice someone has given you, funny or otherwise?

[DangerousMike]

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo, don't tip that in the sink!!"

unfortunately i ignored it.

[OJ]

From my Godfather on turning 15.

Never turn down a shag you never know if it might be your last

And go ugly early

[Big Rod]

DangerousMike said:

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo, don't tip that in the sink!!"

unfortunately i ignored it.

So what was the outcome?

[Twincam16]

From the dedication to a book I had lying around somewhere. I can't even remember which book it was or who the author was, but this quote stuck in my mind as a truism:

"The worst thing about lying is not that no-one can trust you, but that you can trust no-one."

[Soovy]

If it has tyres or a skirt, it's going to cost you.

[Bill Carr]

"Don't eat yellow snow"

I never have, and I never will.

[Twincam16]

Big Rod said:

DangerousMike said:

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo, don't tip that in the sink!!"

unfortunately i ignored it.

So what was the outcome?

The evacuation of Heslington

[pmanson]

Soovy said:

If it has tyres or a skirt, it's going to cost you.

My Mum used to have a little sign hanging in the hall that said "if it's got tyres or testicles it's going to give you trouble"

I think your version is better!

[tomash]

Remember there is only 1 Crime and that is stupidity!

[Dave 500]

Its amazing what a person can achieve when there isn’t anyone around them telling them that they cant do it

[okgo]

Dave 500 said:

Its amazing what a person can achieve when there isn’t anyone around them telling them that they cant do it

Thats a good one.

[bull996]

pmanson said:

Soovy said:

If it has tyres or a skirt, it's going to cost you.

My Mum used to have a little sign hanging in the hall that said "if it's got tyres or testicles it's going to give you trouble"

I think your version is better!

Another similar one..

"If it flies, floats or fu*ks, rent it!"

[sultanbrown]

If she ain't rich, make sure she can cook.
Cheers Dad.

[DangerousMike]

Big Rod said:

DangerousMike said:

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo, don't tip that in the sink!!"

unfortunately i ignored it.

So what was the outcome?

i have one of those funny haircuts that covers up my eye.

[tuffer]

If some is good more is better.






Works for most things but is has gotten me in a spot of bother a few times......

[Penny-lope]

'Never say never'

And it was proved yesterday

[lawrence567]

Soovy said:

If it has tyres or a skirt, it's going to cost you.

Agreed

[Soovy]

Penny-lope said:

'Never say never'

And it was proved yesterday

I dread to think! Is it still sore?

Edited by Soovy on Tuesday 4th November 14:37

[Penny-lope]

Soovy said:

Penny-lope said:

'Never say never'

And it was proved yesterday

I dread to think! Is it still sore?

Edited by Soovy on Tuesday 4th November 14:37

Behave

All innocent, and above board