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Famous Graham

26,553 posts

117 months

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Aren't "funny things written in cards", not, by definition?

PD9

1,784 posts

77 months

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Jasandjules said:
Thank f**k for that, the coffee machine will be free.
One of my favorites hehe

thegavster

6,075 posts

154 months

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"Goodbye you ... now show this to your mum."

"About the Xmas party... there's been complications, call me"

Both those are courtesy of Rob Newman IIRC

monthefish

18,346 posts

123 months

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Famous Graham said:
Aren't "funny things written in cards", not, by definition?
I've chuckled at quite a few of the posts in this thread

(especially liked the one about the fiver/whiparound).hehe

TonyHetherington

31,910 posts

142 months

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Every so often a birthday card comes round to sign. So "Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony" goes straight in.

Card on my desk.

"Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony"

It was a leaving card, already signed by 60+ people.

Bugger!
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thegavster

6,075 posts

154 months

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TonyHetherington said:
Every so often a birthday card comes round to sign. So "Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony" goes straight in.

Card on my desk.

"Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony"

It was a leaving card, already signed by 60+ people.

Bugger!
Probably funnier for the recipient than 99% of the other things in there though biggrin

okgo

24,380 posts

90 months

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Chap here writes "sorry you're leaving" in EVERY card that comes round.


Steamer

9,571 posts

105 months

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okgo said:
Chap here writes "sorry you're leaving" in EVERY card that comes round.
That must work a treat in the "Get Well Soon" and "Sorry to hear about your recent bereavement" cards!

rofl

Mr_Yogi

2,668 posts

147 months

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Someone in my department just writes "Best of British" in all the cards confused

V8S

8,472 posts

129 months

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All these are inordinately funny, especially Tony's admission. biggrin

DrTre

12,517 posts

124 months

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When you're new to a company and a colleague you have only fleetingly met gets rushed to hospital at the weekend, don't write a bland/blokey "Keep your pecker up" on the card without first finding out what's wrong with him...apparently his words were "Is he having a fking laugh?"

..Torsion of the testes as it turns out.

WorAl

10,877 posts

80 months

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DrTre said:
When you're new to a company and a colleague you have only fleetingly met gets rushed to hospital at the weekend, don't write a bland/blokey "Keep your pecker up" on the card without first finding out what's wrong with him...apparently his words were "Is he having a fking laugh?"

..Torsion of the testes as it turns out.
rofl

Lastinclass

511 posts

72 months

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I always write:

Remember every meeting has an idiot in it... if you can't stop them keep quiet!

Steamer

9,571 posts

105 months

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Lastinclass said:
I always write:

Remember every meeting has an idiot in it... if you can't stop them keep quiet!
or... if you can't spot them, it might just be the slexdistic person standing by the white board with a marker pen in his hand hehe

benoli

1,351 posts

81 months

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thegavster said:
TonyHetherington said:
Every so often a birthday card comes round to sign. So "Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony" goes straight in.

Card on my desk.

"Happy Birthday, all the best, from Tony"

It was a leaving card, already signed by 60+ people.

Bugger!
Probably funnier for the recipient than 99% of the other things in there though biggrin
could be worse . . could be a 'with condolences' card

dickyf

317 posts

117 months

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staple your business card in. should give the right message especially if done so badly it sticks out of the side and wont go in the envelope properly.

Fastra

4,103 posts

101 months

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Put kisses under every name from the opposite sex that's already signed it and make them really regret leaving......!!!??

V8S

8,472 posts

129 months

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dickyf said:
staple your business card in. should give the right message especially if done so badly it sticks out of the side and wont go in the envelope properly.
rofl

V8mate

37,153 posts

81 months

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V8S said:
dickyf said:
staple your business card in. should give the right message especially if done so badly it sticks out of the side and wont go in the envelope properly.
rofl
hehe excellent!

snuffle

1,586 posts

74 months

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