RE: Concours D'Lemons 2009

RE: Concours D'Lemons 2009

Thursday 20th August 2009

Concours D'Lemons 2009

Shed of the Week doesn't do shows, but if it did they'd look like this



Here at PH we're unabashed devotees of that motoring phenomenon, the Shed. A fondness for the unloved, the once great and the now blessedly cheap is something that unites us as petrol heads, and gives us a reason not to do any work on a Friday afternoon.

So it was with a sense of international kinship that we reported on the inception of The Concours D'Lemons just a couple of weeks ago. This antidote to the overly shiny, hopelessly expensive and thoroughly unattainable excesses of the Pebble Beach Concours weekend promised a great deal, but we honestly weren't sure if it was just a giant hoax.

Well, PH found itself on the Monterey Peninsula last weekend in the midst of all the madness; not only was the Concours D'Lemons not a joke, it was also a huge success and the highlight of our weekend.


We loved the sense of humour behind classes such as "Rueful Britannia, pre '66," "Unmitigated Gaul" and "Needlessly Complex Italian" and the promise of such hitherto unseen additions to the global circuit of Concours D'Elegances such as "Shag/Stalker Van Class" and "Swedish Meatballs, pre-1974." We're pleased to report that the event delivered in every respect in the metal (or, more accurately, in the Bondo), with a couple of hundred owners turning out in their respective old sheds to the delight of a crowd of, well, a few dozen at least.

PH loved the effort that had gone into the entries; LA resident Kevin Williams had bought his 1978 Ford E150 Custom Van on eBay after a bit of a heavy night, and turned his shag palace out replete with rolled $100 dollar bills, lines of chopped white powder (sugar, of course), utterly authentic clothing of the era and a girlfriend who thought it might be a good idea to strip down to a glitterball bikini to wash the truck just as the judges arrived to consider the class. PH heartily approved of this extra level of effort in particular.

Our favourite entrant, and an old van.
Our favourite entrant, and an old van.
We present for your delectation a selection of images from the event, and quote the judges citatation for Worst of Show winner, Washington-based Mike Harrell and his 1980 KV Mini 1:

"The KV is a horrible little car powered by a 125cc one cylinder 2 stroke motor that drives the rear wheels through a constantly variable ration belt drive system and friction rollers on the rear tires, ensuring that little of the meagre power available actually results in forward motion. The features dont stop there; to put the car in reverse, one must shut off the engine and restart it so that it runs backwards. Combine this with the tin bumpers, solid steering shaft aimed at the drivers chest, the lack of a roof and any other safety features and it was a shoe-

Towed 1000 miles by MGB. We're not sure why either.
Towed 1000 miles by MGB. We're not sure why either.
in for the Worst of Show title. As if to convince the judges that he truly does have a screw loose, Mike towed the little French death trap behind his MGB the 1000 miles from Washington to Monterey. Well done."

Our sort of man. Well done Mike, and well done to the organisers and entrants of the Concours D'Lemons. We have a feeling that this one is going to grow and grow.

Great bumper sticker
Great bumper sticker
Mmm, woody.
Mmm, woody.
We know what you're thinking; the green clashes with the red.
We know what you're thinking; the green clashes with the red.



Factory fitted options; hammer, mattress, tape
Factory fitted options; hammer, mattress, tape

This was rear ended by an SUV.
This was rear ended by an SUV.
$3000. Original paint, original shag pile carpet. We want it.
$3000. Original paint, original shag pile carpet. We want it.

 

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Al 450

Original Poster:

1,390 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Yes! We like.

pSyCoSiS

3,594 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Wonderful in a weird way !

jontysafe

2,351 posts

178 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Fantastic, and we say the Americans don`t understand our humour........I say lets organise one over here, it would go down a storm. Hmmmm......now which car to bring?? Seriously, who else is up for this?

Motorrad

6,811 posts

187 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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I want a job with PH. Hope you had a nice time over in what I think is the nicest all round place in the USA, lucky bds.

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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I was actually there with my other role - I look after Classic & Sports Car mag - but I'd agree that the Monterey Peninsula is one of the nicest parts of the US, and the Concours D'Lemons was absolutely hilarious. It restored my faith in the ability of ordinary Americans to have a sense of humour.

Agent Orange

2,194 posts

246 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Old van?? Where?

lick


E21_Ross

35,068 posts

212 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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sounds like a laugh! loving the VW van on the left in the 2nd pic down... looks a bit mean!

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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E21_Ross said:
sounds like a laugh! loving the VW van on the left in the 2nd pic down... looks a bit mean!
That thing was known as the stty splitty. It had a tarpaulin banner on the side which read "Touching encouraged, Tetanus jab recommended" biggrin

RacingTeatray

2,495 posts

216 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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They had Fiat Ritmos in the USA?????

vinceh

154 posts

228 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Genius! And if somebody doesn't organise one of these over here I'll be astonished. I've never understood the 'Americans aren't funny' thing though. So many funny American dudes (OK, one example - Rich Hall) and just gut-splitting one liners.

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

183 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Stuart said:
E21_Ross said:
sounds like a laugh! loving the VW van on the left in the 2nd pic down... looks a bit mean!
That thing was known as the stty splitty. It had a tarpaulin banner on the side which read "Touching encouraged, Tetanus jab recommended" biggrin
You'd get about 35-45 grand for that in the UK, once restored. As is it's probably worth north of 10K.

bencollins

3,502 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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vinceh said:
Genius! And if somebody doesn't organise one of these over here I'll be astonished. I've never understood the 'Americans aren't funny' thing though. So many funny American dudes (OK, one example - Rich Hall) and just gut-splitting one liners.
+1 i think septics are generally a pretty good laugh.
but then i know funny germans too

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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bencollins said:
vinceh said:
Genius! And if somebody doesn't organise one of these over here I'll be astonished. I've never understood the 'Americans aren't funny' thing though. So many funny American dudes (OK, one example - Rich Hall) and just gut-splitting one liners.
+1 i think septics are generally a pretty good laugh.
but then i know funny germans too
Couldn't agree more. I know plenty of genuinely hilarious Americans, but I've met more who are buttoned up and who've definitely had their irony gene removed.

fastgerman

1,914 posts

195 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Agent Orange said:
Old van?? Where?

lick

You know she's probably one of their daughters from one of their cousins...

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

183 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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fastgerman said:
Agent Orange said:
Old van?? Where?

lick

You know she's probably one of their daughters from one of their cousins...
Fewer in-laws and a built-in acceptance of deviant sex - what's your point? biggrin

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

193 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Wow, that looks like an ace show.

really love the category names, I think I would be in "Der Self-Saisfied Krauttenwagen"

This show isn't long after Pikes Peak then, maybe an extended holiday in the US next year?

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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T89 Callan said:
This show isn't long after Pikes Peak then, maybe an extended holiday in the US next year?
Oh yes. It's also only a few miles from Laguna Seca and at the same time as the Monterey Historics. Later in the same day I watched Brian Redman giving it death on the Corkscrew in a Porsche 908/3. There might be a better thing to see on a race track, but I can't think of it at the moment!

Eviltad

1,320 posts

179 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Gridl0k said:
Stuart said:
E21_Ross said:
sounds like a laugh! loving the VW van on the left in the 2nd pic down... looks a bit mean!
That thing was known as the stty splitty. It had a tarpaulin banner on the side which read "Touching encouraged, Tetanus jab recommended" biggrin
You'd get about 35-45 grand for that in the UK, once restored. As is it's probably worth north of 10K.
stty Splitty has been magazine featured over here and was for sale a few years back (2005 maybe). I think it was $18,000 when it was $2 to £1. I was slightly tempted.

You wouldnt want to restore the definition of a rat-look pick up. Just run it as is.

Family Guy

802 posts

208 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Brilliant idea thumbup

That little French KV thing looks bloody lethal.

CampDavid

9,145 posts

198 months

Thursday 20th August 2009
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Poor DS! That deserves putting back together

Edited by CampDavid on Thursday 20th August 17:58