RE: PH Drives: Garlick's Fleet Update

RE: PH Drives: Garlick's Fleet Update

Friday 29th January 2010

PH Drives: Garlick's Fleet Update

Faith, Hope and Charity? PHer Garlick must need reserves of all three for his trio of classics...


1999 TVR Chimaera 4.0

Not ideal TVR weather. Rangie looks on.....
Not ideal TVR weather. Rangie looks on.....
It was with complete innocence that I popped into Fernhurst TVR one Sunday afternoon after the Sunday Service at Mercedes-Benz World. All I wanted was a nosey around but as soon as I stepped foot inside the door I was thinking 'what if?'.

Anyway, a couple of hours later I had bought my rather lovely Starmist Green 4.0 Chim with 46,000 miles on the clock and a bulging history file. Coming from a well-known dealer it had a sound (recently worked on) chassis along with good paintwork and an immaculate interior. It's in standard specification bar a sports exhaust, a fantastically noisy sports exhaust in fact, and it was the noise that sold the car to me from the first turn of the key. It is loud (measured 109db at 4000rpm static) but that's the point of TVRs isn't it? Although my neighbours might not agree.

I picked it up on the 23rd December after a full service and a host of other pre delivery items were attended to, and that meant heading straight into a period of snowy weather, which wasn't exactly ideal.

Smell the leather, er and fibreglass
Smell the leather, er and fibreglass
Christmas day saw me leave a dry and clear London only to arrive in a rather snowy Leicestershire and by the time I had reached the white stuff I was too far from home to turn around but at least the roads were clear.

It didn't stop me worrying about the salt on the chassis though despite it being recently waxoyled. I know that I could have taken another car but I had that new car urge and I'm pleased I did as it helped me to get to know the car and it also meant I could show it off to my family, and we all like to do that don't we?

Since collecting the Chim I have covered over 1000 miles, including two PH run outs, the odd commute and a return trip to the PH Show at the NEC in yet more snow. It's been a complete and utter joy to own so far and is even kind to the wallet with late 20's MPG creeping into the 30's on the motorway. The best bit is that fact that I finally own a car that is such an event to drive, even on the morning commute through London you can't help but feel happy as you rumble through the streets looking at the TVR logo on the steering wheel, enjoying the smell of leather in the cabin and the great view over the bonnet.

On display at the PH Show
On display at the PH Show
But hang on a minute, this is a 10 year old TVR and I haven't mentioned any problems? Well, OK there have been some niggling issues but nothing too serious. Rather amusingly the boot release didn't work properly and I needed someone to pull the bootlid while I pressed the release button in the car. I have to say that the dealer was more than happy to fix that for me as soon as I told them about it, but I just couldn't find the time to get over there. For those that don't know, the fuel filler sits in the boot and so for over 700 miles I was having to ask anyone I could find at petrol stations to 'pull my bootlid' which was a little embarrassing at times, but it's been fixed now.

The exhaust gasket has also just started to go meaning a faint tappety noise can be heard, but once again the Fernhurst team have bent over backwards to help me and it will be sorted under the 12 month warranty that came with the car. Things that aren't so easy to solve are the rather poor headlights and largely ineffective wipers, but I'm learning to live with that, and the evenings are getting lighter. Life with one of Blackpools finest is an absolute pleasure and if I'm honest I'm struggling to work out why it took me so long to buy one in the first place. I can't wait for summer to arrive (even if only so I don't have to put the Leven cover on every day) and I'll enjoy keeping you posted as to how we get on from here.

1990 Porsche 944S2

It looks so small next to the XFR
It looks so small next to the XFR
My beautiful 944 continues to impress me every time I drive it. It is running so well after a rather extensive (and expensive) recent overhaul at Porsche Byfleet. The torque is so strong and it seems to be performing better than ever, feeling very rapid indeed, and helped by the amazingly responsive steering. It's not being used as much as it I'd like since the TVR arrived, but I always ensure that I use it at least once a week, even if only for a quick blast with the other half at the weekend. The interior is supremely comfortable and now I have fitted a new head unit, and thrown the old broken one in the bin, I can actually listen to some music. As a bonus the new unit looks great in the cabin too.

My favourite angle, still looks so fresh
My favourite angle, still looks so fresh
I have had one issue with the car however, one day we were going out and decided to take the 944 as it had sat idle during a very wet week and I wanted to stretch its legs.

When we got in I was heartbroken to see the passenger footwell was full of water and it was dripping down the side of the dash as we watched. Fearing the worst I took it back to Porsche Byfleet and left it on their forecourt with a note asking them to take a look at it.

It transpired that a drain hole had become blocked behind the engine and it was a simple enough to fix. Fortunately the water hadn't done any damage to the electrics which was my biggest fear. After the fix I asked them to remove the interior so that every drop of water could be removed from beneath the carpet and had the seats and carpet dried to avoid any damp smells too.

The bill for all this was a very reasonable £250, so I think I got good value for money considering the work involved. Other than this, life with the S2 is good, and I'm pleased to say that the rust free body is staying that way too. It really is a great car and I think it looks as fresh as ever for 20 years old.

Previous report here

1992 Range Rover V8

Remember sunny weather? Me neither
Remember sunny weather? Me neither
I love the old Rangie so much that I doubt I will ever sell it, and as it owes me so little I wouldn't gain anything by selling it anyway. I use this car more often than any of the others and the unstressed V8 continues to run as smoothly as the day it was made. It swallows anything I want to carry, still looks fantastic, it was a godsend in the snow and I recently took it on a fairly long motorway trip and saw reasonable MPG at 70-odd mph. I've had to do a few bits along the way however. New wiper blades sorted out the lack of visibility in the wet, a new battery and alternator were fitted one lunch time after the old one began playing up and new plugs and leads have stopped a slightly lumpy tickover and mid range stutter. I had to replace a fuse too after losing the right hand side head and tail lights along with the dash lights. In fact, with the help of a colleague showing me the way, I am enjoying tinkering with the old girl and avoiding garages is certainly helping my pocket as I've spent less than £200 on the jobs listed including parts.

How it looks today after daily use
How it looks today after daily use
The manual box isn't the pain you might expect thanks to the torque available and it still provides extremely comfortable transport making sure you don't forget that this was once a very expensive luxury car. It's famous too after appearing within the pages of the January 2010 issue of Classic & Sports Car.

Previous report here

So that's the current fleet, and I'm very pleased indeed. Yes they are old but that means bags of character and enjoyment as you drive around in cars that aren't seen that often any more.

Yes, I own two petrol powered 4.0 V8s and one 3.0 'four' but used with care the fuel and maintenance bills aren't as hideous as you might expect and all are insured as classic cars which helps keep costs down too. I don't need three cars - I have to juggle parking them as I only have one residents permit and I can't really justify three lots of MOTs and tax but right now I wouldn't change a thing.

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peteA

Original Poster:

2,681 posts

234 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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the pleasures of owning a TVR...enjoy!

slipstream 1985

12,211 posts

179 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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brilliant. why have 1 boring new car when you can have 3 that will provide you with fun and events on a daily basis. always nice to say which one when people ask what car you have!

Skyedriver

17,818 posts

282 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Nice stable sir!
Not sure how you manage that sort of mpg in the Chimaera mind, I only ever got 20mpg.
If parking becomes a problem, I would be happy to assist.......

tombstone

202 posts

213 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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on my gravestone, I will have " I drove what I wanted.. "

Sod the eco mentalists, enjoy your collection!!

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Skyedriver said:
Nice stable sir!
Not sure how you manage that sort of mpg in the Chimaera mind, I only ever got 20mpg.
If parking becomes a problem, I would be happy to assist.......
I see 20's more often than not while stuck in town, but at a steady 75 on the motorway it was surprisingly frugal....but it did take the patience of a saint to maintain that speed.

GlennT

160 posts

177 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Hi Garlick

I'm in the middle of improving the headlights on my Chimeara (i.e. one down one to go!). Its a weekend of fiddling but the results look like they're going to be worth it - at least from the one light I've done so far.

You need to first remove the front wheel to get at the inspection hatch, from there you can undo the two butterfly nuts that hold the headlamp cover in place (a small child might be useful for that bit), being a TVR the next bit is harder, with the aid of your favourite screwdriver, you need to prise the top of the cover off as it is held down with mastic. Once this is done you can remove the head lamp lense (also held in with mastic). I then then washed the lense and cleaned up the reflector. I also popped in a new more powerful bulb and then put everything back together again. Wish it took as long as it has for me to write this up! But it does look like it is going to be worth the effort.

By the way the best sealant to use looks to be black Sikaflex!

CampDavid

9,145 posts

198 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Slightly personal question

How long are your legs? I'm 34-35ish on the inside leg and the 944 is just way too small for me, or the one that I tried was. In C&SC you looked like a fairly lanky chap, has you 944 been changed in any way?

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

190 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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slipstream 1985 said:
brilliant. why have 1 boring new car when you can have 3 that will provide you with fun and events on a daily basis. always nice to say which one when people ask what car you have!
Couldn't ha e put it better smile

Paul I salute your choce of cars and think it's a wonderful collection biggrin

soad

32,882 posts

176 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Good write up, enjoyed reading it as always.

Chimaera's cabin looks ever so lovely - nice place to be in.

Shropshiremike

23,219 posts

203 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Like the 944 and TVR smile

Do your neighbours think you are a 'man racer' with that noisy TVR exhaust? wink

williamp

19,248 posts

273 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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TVR: why didnt you fix some string to the boot, and run it across the boot to th cabin. Then you can hold your arm up and pull, and press the button at the same time. Would have made for a great caption competition, if nothing else!

Great fleet. I've been thinking about another 944 recently. Might try and get a convertable version though. Very elegant.

PPPPPP

1,140 posts

231 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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300bhp/ton said:
Paul I salute your choce of cars and think it's a wonderful collection biggrin
+1 A colourful man, and therefore not a grey car in sight. beer

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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CampDavid said:
Slightly personal question

How long are your legs? I'm 34-35ish on the inside leg and the 944 is just way too small for me, or the one that I tried was. In C&SC you looked like a fairly lanky chap, has you 944 been changed in any way?
Nope, it's a standard car and I'm only 5ft 11. Jeans are usually a 34 leg if that helps? It was the photo that made me look tall (and a little odd) hehe

Rum Runner

2,338 posts

217 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Drop the boot catch further dow nand it will release when you press the buttom, more force from the seals popping it up . 2 min job.
Also use rainx on the screen you don't need the wipers then !!.

Edited by Rum Runner on Friday 29th January 12:30

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

264 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Garlick said:
Skyedriver said:
Nice stable sir!
Not sure how you manage that sort of mpg in the Chimaera mind, I only ever got 20mpg.
If parking becomes a problem, I would be happy to assist.......
I see 20's more often than not while stuck in town, but at a steady 75 on the motorway it was surprisingly frugal....but it did take the patience of a saint to maintain that speed.
I have the same issue with the 328.

It will do 37mpg at 70mph on the motorway (40 if you drive at 60) but christ almighty, that right foot needs exercising every so often...

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Rum Runner said:
Drop the boot catch further dow nand it will release when you press the buttom, more force from the seals popping it up . 2 min job.
Also use rainx on the screen you don't need the wipers then !!.

Edited by Rum Runner on Friday 29th January 12:30
I have had the boot fixed now, but cheers for the tip! Rainex is a great idea, I'll definitely do that.

Wooderson

412 posts

223 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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What about the Varadeo?

Oh I get it, you're ashamed of the L plates wink

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

214 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Garlick said:
Porsche Byfleet were reasonable
yikes

PORSCHE BYFLEET IN REASONABLE SHOCKER!!!!!!

Sorry Paul, couldn't resist. One has to wonder however: would you have received the same level of service if you weren't the manager of the UK's most prominent car forum?

And what sort of discount are they giving you for the 'name drop'?


Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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hehe See my previous article on the 944. They have always looked after me when I own a Porsche, they looked after my Boxster S years ago and I've stuck with them since then.

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

183 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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I'm up to 3 cars now, a supercharged V6 hatchback, a V8 saloon and a Discovery (albeit a reluctant diesel purchase) - you're my hero Garlick biggrin

I know what you mean about the Rangie, I bought my Disco so I could get out of my road in the snow but I think I've fallen for it, laughing at potholes with my 60 profile Avon Rangers, sitting up high in my leather seats and dismounting using the running boards. Might buy a shotgun and some dogs.