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i'm no superhero

Original Poster:

301 posts

51 months

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What is PHs thought on this website, which seeks to collect the experiences of 'true lads?'

I have spent over an hour reading the stories... for a 19 year old it is fking hilarious.

www.truelad.com

Thoughts?

Shaw Tarse

21,629 posts

83 months

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Hard to read on phone!

Chris_w666

22,642 posts

79 months

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Collection of blokey urban myths, discreetly point a couple of stupid mates to it and see how long it takes the posts on there to turn up in their pub banter.

Racefan_uk

2,928 posts

136 months

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website said:
Charity golf match at St Andrews Golf Club (Old Course). Mates Dad playing and few celebs taking part. Mate and I notice Sir Sean Connery at public bar and decide that this is possibly the only chance to speak with him. First and last alcohol fueled question was "Look Sir Sean...Please (LADS)call me Sean...OK Sean...You were the upper echelons of Hollywood society...Yesh...You must have f*cked someone famous?" Quick reply was "Gentleman never tells, Gentleman never tells LADSH" Mate and I having decided we had embarrassed ourselves enough decided to leave, whilst walking back to mates flat a car, blacked out people carrier, drives past and stops...as we walk past the window comes down and Sir Sean sticks his head out and says "Petula Clark...1969...in the arse" Window goes up car drives off! Sir Sean Connery...MEAGA LAD!
roflroflrofl

i'm no superhero

Original Poster:

301 posts

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Chris_w666 said:
Collection of blokey urban myths, discreetly point a couple of stupid mates to it and see how long it takes the posts on there to turn up in their pub banter.
Go to Don Lad stories.

Made up or not, fking genius.

' A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD'

and

' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'



  • The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
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Turbodiesel1690

1,576 posts

50 months

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Not clicked on the link but I'll wager many of the stories involve bumsex

al1991

4,352 posts

60 months

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It would be a bit better if I actually believed any of them.

b2dan

652 posts

80 months

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Sounds like a rugby team piss up:

In a bar in Tenerife, LAD 1 poses the question, "i wonder what arse tastes like?". Curiousity gets the better of him, dips his finger in his pint for lubrication, sticks his finger in his arse, and tastes it. LAD 2 then wonders what arse tastes like and does the same. LAD 1 & LAD 2 wonder what each others taste like, suck each others fingers and ask LAD 3 to join in, who returns the favour. LADS 4 5 6 and 7 don't like being left out, all stick their finger in their arses and then pass around to the rest. LADS - no boundaries, no secrets. LADS

Or888t

1,678 posts

53 months

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al1991 said:
It would be a bit better if I actually believed any of them.
yes Massive +1

The Riddler

6,495 posts

77 months

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Seems like typical beer boy back slapping bullst.

Some gems, but mostly st.

fathomfive

7,326 posts

70 months

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It occurs to me that typing LAD after each paragraph carries the same weight as typing FACT during an internet argument.

blindswelledrat

21,610 posts

112 months

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Utter st.

Here is every story on there:

I had sex LAD. And then another bird came in honestly LAD.
THen I wiped myself and they both cooked me two breakfasts FATLAD


Painfull reading.

Chris_w666

22,642 posts

79 months

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I was just wondering how far through that ste I would need to trawl to find some LAD had been whacking off one morning in his headphones, only to finish and discover his Mum had left him a hot cup of tea and some toast.

Cara van Man

29,813 posts

131 months

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blindswelledrat said:
Painfull reading.
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Rocksteadyeddie

7,182 posts

107 months

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Chris_w666 said:
I was just wondering how far through that ste I would need to trawl to find some LAD had been whacking off one morning in his headphones, only to finish and discover his Mum had left him a hot cup of tea and some toast.
hehe

champ54321

1,533 posts

51 months

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i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'



  • The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!

Mr.Jimbo

1,480 posts

63 months

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Im pretty sure at least 50% of the "LAD" stories could be changed to "GAY" stories and make little less, in some cases, a lot more sense.

Main point of reference, tasting each others aholes circa 10 posts before this one. Thats just not cricket! (unlike circa 15 or so posts above this one, thats quite funny hehe)

ApexJimi

9,239 posts

123 months

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i'm no superhero said:
Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Except in reality, the police would have arrested him on suspicion of drunk-driving, and the subsequent blood test calculations would have proved his blood alcohol level before he drank the vodka.

rolleyes

I haven't clicked the link, but the stories I've read so far on this thread are risible, to say the least.

Neil H

14,765 posts

131 months

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Moronic bullst for readers of Nuts magazine.

Tiggsy

7,868 posts

132 months

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champ54321 said:
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'



  • The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!
Serious? You think that would work? Good luck in court!
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