'True Lad' - Banter
Discussion
What is PHs thought on this website, which seeks to collect the experiences of 'true lads?'
I have spent over an hour reading the stories... for a 19 year old it is f
king hilarious.
www.truelad.com
Thoughts?
I have spent over an hour reading the stories... for a 19 year old it is f
king hilarious.www.truelad.com
Thoughts?
website said:
Charity golf match at St Andrews Golf Club (Old Course). Mates Dad playing and few celebs taking part. Mate and I notice Sir Sean Connery at public bar and decide that this is possibly the only chance to speak with him. First and last alcohol fueled question was "Look Sir Sean...Please (LADS)call me Sean...OK Sean...You were the upper echelons of Hollywood society...Yesh...You must have f*cked someone famous?" Quick reply was "Gentleman never tells, Gentleman never tells LADSH" Mate and I having decided we had embarrassed ourselves enough decided to leave, whilst walking back to mates flat a car, blacked out people carrier, drives past and stops...as we walk past the window comes down and Sir Sean sticks his head out and says "Petula Clark...1969...in the arse" Window goes up car drives off! Sir Sean Connery...MEAGA LAD!
Chris_w666 said:
Collection of blokey urban myths, discreetly point a couple of stupid mates to it and see how long it takes the posts on there to turn up in their pub banter.
Go to Don Lad stories.Made up or not, f
king genius.' A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD'
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' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
Sounds like a rugby team piss up:
In a bar in Tenerife, LAD 1 poses the question, "i wonder what arse tastes like?". Curiousity gets the better of him, dips his finger in his pint for lubrication, sticks his finger in his arse, and tastes it. LAD 2 then wonders what arse tastes like and does the same. LAD 1 & LAD 2 wonder what each others taste like, suck each others fingers and ask LAD 3 to join in, who returns the favour. LADS 4 5 6 and 7 don't like being left out, all stick their finger in their arses and then pass around to the rest. LADS - no boundaries, no secrets. LADS
In a bar in Tenerife, LAD 1 poses the question, "i wonder what arse tastes like?". Curiousity gets the better of him, dips his finger in his pint for lubrication, sticks his finger in his arse, and tastes it. LAD 2 then wonders what arse tastes like and does the same. LAD 1 & LAD 2 wonder what each others taste like, suck each others fingers and ask LAD 3 to join in, who returns the favour. LADS 4 5 6 and 7 don't like being left out, all stick their finger in their arses and then pass around to the rest. LADS - no boundaries, no secrets. LADS
Massive +1
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
Im pretty sure at least 50% of the "LAD" stories could be changed to "GAY" stories and make little less, in some cases, a lot more sense.
Main point of reference, tasting each others aholes circa 10 posts before this one. Thats just not cricket! (unlike circa 15 or so posts above this one, thats quite funny 
)
Main point of reference, tasting each others a
holes circa 10 posts before this one. Thats just not cricket! (unlike circa 15 or so posts above this one, thats quite funny )i'm no superhero said:
Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Except in reality, the police would have arrested him on suspicion of drunk-driving, and the subsequent blood test calculations would have proved his blood alcohol level before he drank the vodka.
I haven't clicked the link, but the stories I've read so far on this thread are risible, to say the least.
champ54321 said:
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
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