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Don

25,806 posts

164 months

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Good Heavens.

Is there a bloke who doesn't view porn? You know - a real bloke as opposed to some feminist's ideal metrosexual image?

Microsoft Security Essentials - free and effective AV. Make sure the router is doing it's Firewall job and don't disable Windows Firewall. Install the latest Internet Explorer, Firefox and Safari. Tell your old man to use IE for browsing and one of the others for viewing the barenaked ladies with Private Browsing turned on.

MK4 Slowride

9,911 posts

88 months

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E21_Ross

13,484 posts

92 months

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zcacogp said:
E21_Ross said:
zcacogp said:
Ubuntu.

Problem solved.
another linux user here...opensuse though smile

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong hehe
Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site. wink


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41
i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.

TonyRPH

5,998 posts

48 months

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louismchuge said:
.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!
Erm.. An 18 year old nymph? biggrin

007 VXR

58,448 posts

67 months

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Mr E Driver said:
It's you Mum's fault, she must have stopped putting out smile
that will make the OP feel soooooouch better rofl
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007 VXR

58,448 posts

67 months

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TonyRPH said:
louismchuge said:
.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!
Erm.. An 18 year old nymph? biggrin
my dad did that laugh end in cry
hehe

Edited by 007 VXR on Wednesday 21st July 12:36

E21_Ross

13,484 posts

92 months

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007 VXR said:
TonyRPH said:
louismchuge said:
.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!
Erm.. An 18 year old nymph? biggrin
my dad did that laugh end in cry
hehe

Edited by 007 VXR on Wednesday 21st July 12:36
rofl

Snoop Bagg

1,794 posts

74 months

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TonyRPH said:
There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..
I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....

iggletiggle

1,342 posts

65 months

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Snoop Bagg said:
TonyRPH said:
There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..
I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....
Redtube I can handle but xhamster and spankwire are full of poor quality, really stty Porn..

Never tried Ampland mind you ..

Rusty Arches

694 posts

53 months

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Don said:
Good Heavens.
UnInstall the latest Internet Explorer, install Firefox and Safari. Tell your old man to use FF for browsing and for viewing the barenaked ladies with Private Browsing turned on.
Fixed.

Suggesting parents / newbies to use IE is like giving a toddler a shotgun.

Edited by Rusty Arches on Wednesday 21st July 13:21

hidetheelephants

7,131 posts

73 months

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E21_Ross said:
zcacogp said:
E21_Ross said:
zcacogp said:
Ubuntu.

Problem solved.
another linux user here...opensuse though smile

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong hehe
Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site. wink


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41
i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.
In the interest of informing the OP, I have attempted to break my Ubuntu lappy by looking for weapons grade scuff material. I am pleased to report that I have failed as it still works.

iggletiggle said:
Snoop Bagg said:
TonyRPH said:
There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..
I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....
Redtube I can handle but xhamster and spankwire are full of poor quality, really stty Porn..

Never tried Ampland mind you ..
One man's instant wood is another man's anti-horn.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

75 months

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Ths thread is so wrong on so many levels.

It's funny though.
Carry on. hehe

Jasandjules

49,195 posts

109 months

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pano amo said:
Have I checked out web porn? Hell, yea. For years lol! But knowing my dad has done similar (if just the once) is weird.
Does that not seem a bit hypocritical to you?

If you have kids, will you immediately stop looking at web porn?

Herbie58

1,688 posts

70 months

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goldblum said:
Hahaha

Go Dad!

He's your bloody father you should be recommending sites to him.
I can imagine the conversation right now:

"Here Pa - you should check this site out, they do this thing where....and then she...and he then..and it's bloody brilliant"

"Ah son, I remember when your mother...."

Yeah, discussing your favourite porn sites with your father has real potential... hurl

E21_Ross

13,484 posts

92 months

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hidetheelephants said:
E21_Ross said:
zcacogp said:
E21_Ross said:
zcacogp said:
Ubuntu.

Problem solved.
another linux user here...opensuse though smile

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong hehe
Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site. wink


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41
i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.
In the interest of informing the OP, I have attempted to break my Ubuntu lappy by looking for weapons grade scuff material. I am pleased to report that I have failed as it still works.
rofl

mine's fine, but i don't go that far!! hehe

JonRB

41,506 posts

152 months

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Rusty Arches said:
Also, create a ghost image of the OS after you format, saves a LOT of time.
Seconded. A complete XP install, patched up, with apps installed etc. can easily take an evening. A ghost restore about 15 mins and most of that is unattended.

Beardy10

8,404 posts

55 months

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Twincharged said:
Firefox
Tools > Private Browsing

I think they came up with it before Chrome and Internet Explorer too!
I think you'll find that Safari were market leader with Private Browsing or "PB" as mates and I like to call it! Alledgedly....

It made me laugh when the new release of Firefox came out announcing they had the functionality. Before PB someone I know used to always use the Guest Account on his Mac and log out afterwards.....wipes all history. Very useful......

AJS-

11,439 posts

116 months

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If I were in your situation, I think I would be more annoyed at my Mum for telling me.

I haven't quite figured out my logic yet, but I might return later.

Engineer1

9,958 posts

89 months

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Killer2005 said:
Famous Graham said:
Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.
Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard
Firefox with a history length of zero, it's the cookies and the google bar autocomplete etc that gets you noticed.
WWW.M
becomes
www.megaporn
etc.

E21_Ross

13,484 posts

92 months

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Wednesday 21st July 2010 quote quote all
Engineer1 said:
Killer2005 said:
Famous Graham said:
Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.
Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard
Firefox with a history length of zero, it's the cookies and the google bar autocomplete etc that gets you noticed.
WWW.M
becomes
www.megaporn
etc.
hehe
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