Chris Harris becomes a modern-day Salman Rushdie

Chris Harris becomes a modern-day Salman Rushdie

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PhillT

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2,488 posts

225 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I expect PH to declare a fatwa on him very shortly.

http://community.evo.co.uk/users/Monkey-Harris/blo...

Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

185 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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To be fair I've never quite understood what was so good about Chris Harris anyway. I don't find either his writing, or on-screen reviews to be that interesting and his style of presenting borders on irksome arrogance, without the sort of charm that someone like Clarkson manages to wrap his up in.

jon-

16,509 posts

216 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Chicane-UK said:
To be fair I've never quite understood what was so good about Chris Harris anyway
He has a lovely man-beard.

fido

16,796 posts

255 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I'm going to stick my head above the parapet and agree with him. boxedin

When the alternative was a rusty or unreliable MGB or Elan then it was a winner.
Nowadays i would rather have anything else RWD from a BMW 318 to an S2000.

Edited by fido on Monday 7th February 13:49

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Can someone please copy the article, whenever i try clicking the link it goes to some feedback page....

Edit : Fixed, java was turned off.

Anyway

Mr Harris said said:
To suspect yourself of being the only person in the known universe to hold a particular belief can be both frustrating and, in a strange way, enormously liberating.

It seems I am alone in being completely ambivalent as to the existence of the Mazda MX-5. Apparently the 900,000th example has just rolled out of Hiroshima, which means there will be yet more public outpourings of emotion for a machine which drives with all the precision of boneless limb.

Truth be told, I think MX-5s are, well, sh*t .

This will not endear me to anyone who has ever owned or loved an MX-5, and it isn’t intended as some dramatic broadside to wind-them-up. I just always judge sportscars on the way they drive and I’ve always found the ‘ickle Mazda slow, imprecise and unsatisfying. Of course the principle behind the MX-5 is fantastic: affordable open-air fun in a cute little RWD package, but the reality on sticky modern rubber has never even approached delivering on that promise. And the driving position is terrible.

In fact, beyond the car’s outward specification, I don’t really see it as a sportscar at all - it never feels like one through your legs, feet and bottom - because sportscars are supposed to be exciting. And the MX-5 isn’t exciting. An Elise is exciting because it’s a proper sports car, whereas the MX-5 is just a way of being a little more expose to the elements.

So, gather round and have a good pop at me for being rude about a national treasure. Or, use this opportunity to finally admit in public that you too think the MX-5 is pants.
Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 7th February 13:49

off_again

12,294 posts

234 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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As someone who is a little overweight and 6'5" tall - the MX5 is small, cramped and a bit crap. Oh and I look a berk driving one!

That said, I can see the appeal, but for me - its a no go

alcovrugbyfan

351 posts

159 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I must admit the MX5 has never appealed to me. I always think they look a bit girly. Never really take blokes who drive them seriously.
They are very popular though so there must be something about them.

CampDavid

9,145 posts

198 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I quite like Chris Harris, some of his Chris on Camera stuff was brilliant, especially the green 911 and chatting F1 with Brundle

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Chris Harris is a great journalist - his writing is interesting and fun to read, plus he can actually drive well too, so you can trust what he says. I don't understand why people feel that they need to agree with everything that a journalist writes in order to respect them or enjoy their other work? I'm glad Mr Harris has some opinions that he's not scared to write about! How boring and uninformative would journalism be if journalists were worried about negatively criticising cars all the time?

Edited to add my opinion on the MX5: I quite like the MX5, although I must confess for the money I'd far rather have an MR2 mk1 or mk3. As an owner of two slow but great to drive cars, you'll very rarely hear me say what's comeing next, but I always felt that the MX5 was a bit underpowered. I don't desire huge dollops of power out of the MX5 to fling me off roundabouts into three figure speeds and engage in power oversteer antics, but I do think a car needs enough to feel alive - not a lot, but enough. Given that I love the similarly endowed mk3 MR2 so much, I can only assume that this need of mine for "enough" power is not just a power to weight thing, but more based on a car's handling, stability and grip. With a similar power output and power/weight ratio, both mk1 and mk3 MR2s always felt more alive than the MX5 to me. That said, my experience of the MX5 is based on just a few short drives.

Edited by RobM77 on Monday 7th February 13:57

PhillT

Original Poster:

2,488 posts

225 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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The blog piece in full:

CHRIS HARRIS: THE MAZDA MX-5 IS PANTS (DUCKS)
February 7, 2011 12:51 PM | Posted By: Monkey Harris

To suspect yourself of being the only person in the known universe to hold a particular belief can be both frustrating and, in a strange way, enormously liberating.
It seems I am alone in being completely ambivalent as to the existence of the Mazda MX-5. Apparently the 900,000th example has just rolled out of Hiroshima, which means there will be yet more public outpourings of emotion for a machine which drives with all the precision of boneless limb.
Truth be told, I think MX-5s are, well, sh*t .
This will not endear me to anyone who has ever owned or loved an MX-5, and it isn’t intended as some dramatic broadside to wind-them-up. I just always judge sportscars on the way they drive and I’ve always found the ‘ickle Mazda slow, imprecise and unsatisfying. Of course the principle behind the MX-5 is fantastic: affordable open-air fun in a cute little RWD package, but the reality on sticky modern rubber has never even approached delivering on that promise. And the driving position is terrible.
In fact, beyond the car’s outward specification, I don’t really see it as a sportscar at all - it never feels like one through your legs, feet and bottom - because sportscars are supposed to be exciting. And the MX-5 isn’t exciting. An Elise is exciting because it’s a proper sports car, whereas the MX-5 is just a way of being a little more expose to the elements.
So, gather round and have a good pop at me for being rude about a national treasure. Or, use this opportunity to finally admit in public that you too think the MX-5 is pants.

Chris71

21,536 posts

242 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I'd certainly say they're somewhat overrated as an outright driver's car. They offer an impressively competent all-round package for the price, but the way some people talk on here you'd expect them to be untouchable, and they're really not.

It is somewhat ironic that he'd criticise one of the few affordable (often LSD-equipped) RWD cars as dull after his recent column on the joys of oversteer, though. It was wet roundabouts and a mk1 MX5 daily driver that taught me to (sort of ... vaguely) drive!

DJC

23,563 posts

236 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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If its a Mk1 then he is talking out of his surname.

The rest of them and he is quite correct.

Dr G

15,173 posts

242 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I'm going to buck the trend and say that Chris Harris comes across as a spoilt brat.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

246 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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It really doesn't matter very much what he thinks of the MX-5. Mazda have created the most successful sportscar in the history of the universe - proving beyond all doubt that the whole point of a 2-seat convertible is you don't need to be travelling fast to be having fun.

NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

251 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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I respect his opinion and would defend his right to state it.

However, he is wrong.

HTH

Snoggledog

7,023 posts

217 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Value for money there's little to beat it. It's reliable, fun, has a reasonable boot and does a decent job of what it's asked to do. As a budget sportscar it's a cracker.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Where's that clip of some supercars going fairly slowly around a bend and the suddenly an MX-5 driven by a madman hurtling past in a death-defying drift?


sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
Where's that clip of some supercars going fairly slowly around a bend and the suddenly an MX-5 driven by a madman hurtling past in a death-defying drift?

neil bolton at Vmax last Feb

yes, he is mad

NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

251 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

245 months

Monday 7th February 2011
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My missus, my son and I share a Mk2, we all have other cars but the little mazda is a joy to drive, it is not powerful but that means you can use more of what performance there is, the handling is not perfect but it is fun, we all enjoy driving it and given the choice, and weather, would probably use it more often than the other cars.

That to me is what the car is about - Fun. It was cheap(ish) it puts a smile on my face, and when it is not raining it puts the wind in my hair.

I think Mr Harris may have missed the point.