$1.5M SUV IS NOT THE DOG'S DANGLIES

If you have $1.5m burning a hole in your pocket, get regular hate mail from the mob and, crucially, have a predilection for sitting on cetacean foreskins, you may just be the buyer that Russia's Dartz Group is seeking for this - the Prombron.

The less-than-understated Prombron is billed as the world's most expensive armoured car and, as well as a whale penis leather interior (yes, really!), it features tungsten and white gold gauges inset with diamonds and rubies, and comes with three bottles of exclusive RussoBaltique vodka - itself the most expensive Vodka in the world, which is also produced by Dartz.

The Prombron is actually an uber-exclusive edition of the $150,000 Dartz Kombat armoured vehicle, and revives RussoBaltique as the world's oldest armoured car brand. (According to Dartz, RussoBaltique was founded in 1912 in Latvia and made VIP tanks used by Tsar Nikolai II, Lenin and Trotsky.)

If you want to find out more check out the Dartz website - we're not sure we are brave enough to look...