WOMAN REPORTS HERSELF WHILE DRUNK DRIVING
You couldn't make it up/only in America, etc.
Police in Wisconsin have busted 49-year-old Mary Strey for drunk driving - after she called 911 from her car to report herself. The 911 call ran as follows:
Mary Strey - helping to drive down crime...
Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road...
Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going?
Mary Strey: They are going, um...
Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?
Mary Strey: Towards Granton
Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or...
Mary Strey: No, I am them
Dispatcher: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them
Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes
Police say Strey did pull over when the dispatcher asked her to stop, and she was arrested after she failed a 'field sobriety test'.
If you don't believe us, read the full report from the arresting officer here. Isn't the internet a wonderful thing?
