Guess the ending: small-town truck driver wins a Lamborghini Murcielago in a competition and... If you said "he crashed it on the same day" you'd be right.
David Dopp from Santaquin, Utah won the Lambo - an LP640 roadster - after entering a 'Joe Schmo to Lambo' competition held by a local supermarket. Six hours later he'd spun it into field, crunching the carbon fibre body in several places.
Poor old Dopp told news channel KSL, "We were coming up a hill, going around a corner; and as soon as we came up the hill, we either hit some black ice or loose gravel or something, and all of a sudden we just started spinning."
He told reporters he'd picked up on a Saturday and spent the day giving rides to friends and family. But sooner or later you could just guess that 640hp was going to catch him out, even with the safety net of ESC and four-wheel drive.
"We ended up in a field, and I back-ended a couple of fence posts," he said. No word on what he plans to do with it now, but after a paying off the ruinous carbon fibre repair bill, we reckon you'll see this Verde Ithaca coloured beauty in the classifieds a few months from now.