: "Morris Marina "Super Deluxe", Citroen 2CV, BMW 320i (E30), Mk2 Golf GTI, Saab 900, Mini Cooper S, Focus ST170 Estate, TD5 Discovery, Saab 95 2.3T Estate, Saab 95 Aero Estate."
: "Vauxhall Zafira Tourer ( I know ... )"
: "Another Cooper S and a large load carrier with a bit more poke and personality."
Series lla Land Rover
Cost: £17,995
Balance: £82,010
Why I chose it: "Easiest choice of the lot. I have long hankered after a soft top "Landie". Whilst I'm partial to a bit of Twisted style bling it had to be a traditional looking lla in my £100k garage. Surely one of the classiest soft tops around at any price ... although I would also concede that there are few that are slower."
: "I'm rather partial to an estate that packs a punch. A tip run in Dad's company 850 T5 with a boot full of hedge trimmings at license losing speeds aged 19 was the start of a shameful addiction. The pokiest thing I've managed to smuggle past the domestic radar so far is a Saab 9-5 Aero that I've only just sold. The S6 has always been the estate I was really after (more so than an RS6) and this example is old and leggy enough for me not to be too precious about using it as a family holdall."
Mini Cooper S Works
Cost: £14,950
Balance: £54,065
Why I chose it: "I loved the Cooper S I had pre-sprogs and keep on almost talking myself into getting another one. It was fabulous fun on twisty B-roads and lanes and, with a bit of added zest from a Works pack, this was another easy £100K garage inclusion. I find myself strangely drawn to the butterscotch mousse meets Gentlemen's Club interior of this 2013 example."
: "I am a rather lanky specimen but can just about wedge myself into a Caterham SV with judicious use of axle grease and shoe horns. I fell in love with the first Lotus 7 I saw aged around 10 and continue to lust after the go-kart like experience of the Caterham - although sadly I have yet to drive one. This Roadsport Seven is just the spec I'd be after; any quicker and I suspect I would get up close and personal with the scenery in no time at all."
Mercedes E350 convertible
Cost: £19,950
Balance: £11,120
Why I chose it: "In an ideal world my convertible Merc itch would be scratched by a W124, but I struggled to track one down and they are all getting on a bit and/or have been modified in a most unseemly fashion. Should I ever decide to take up golf or grow my hair into a towering silver bouffant this will be the perfect vehicle for developing a World of Leather tan whilst cruising the lanes of Surrey. In the meantime it's fairly quick, it's comfortable and the whole family can fit in."
: "I knew from the outset that there had to be an ageing barge in my £100K garage. The Merc itch is now scratched, no BMs floated my boat when I was having a rummage online, so it had to be a Jag or Daimler. The rarer Daimler won out due to fond memories of my Grandfather's cream Coupe back in the 80s. All of the choices have an emotional element to them (possibly excluding the E350) but this would be a real trip down memory lane. Unfortunately the only chrome bumper model I could find was a budget buster and the coupes are more expensive still, but this remains, as the ad says, the 'Queen of Waft.'
Balance: £1,370 to fill them all up and figure out which one to use first (it'd be the Landie ...)