Alpina XD3: Review


Would the rekindling of Chris Harris's love for Alpina have been quite as effusive if he'd been given this XD3 to test rather than the B3 Biturbo? Obviously it's got all the Alpina essentials like the trademark coachlining and delicately spoked 21-inch wheels, handily delivered pre-kerbed on our test car to save us a job. Like the B3 it has two turbos and some very, very impressive numbers, including 350hp, 516lb ft of torque and 0-62mph in just 4.9 seconds.

Classy, discreet, understated? None of the above
Classy, discreet, understated? None of the above
The brochure is full of exciting sounding stuff too about how Alpina's engineers have improved the breathing on the engine with larger intake ducts, revised turbo pressure and tweaked fuel injection to realise the extra power. They've also added a 38 per cent larger intercooler for good measure and tweaked the exhaust it for "a surprisingly throaty sound." There's even a boast about the revvy character too.

All good so far. And then you look up from the spec sheet and ... blimey. Yes, it's a 60-grand diesel X3 with a bodykit, big alloys and quad exhausts. In white.

Is this the least PH-worthy car to ever grace these pages? While there's a certain comedy value to driving something that'd make a TOWIE wannabe wince for being a bit on the flashy side it's got to be in with a shout.

Well, they'll see you coming alright
Well, they'll see you coming alright
Takes quite a lot to make a Porsche Cayenne the conservative, more aesthetically balanced option. But in this instance the £59,053 S Dieselwith that extraordinary 382hp/626lb ft V8 looks like something like a Q-car in comparison. Even the Porsche can't match the Alpina's performance though, the XD3 nearly a second quicker to 62mph and even beating the Cayenne on the boring stuff like mpg and emissions. Response from the twin-turbo six is never less than astonishing, picking up without hesitation, tumescent as the boost really comes on and then exploding with real ferocity as the eight-speed auto punches trough the ratios.

On the inside the Cayenne feels that bit more special though, the Alpina suitably tarted up but still, ultimately, an aging car from a class down with a few Alcantara bits stuck on. And quad exhausts or not, there's still a derv like death rattle on start-up that'll make those Akrapovic branded tips sound as ridiculous as they look.

350hp, 516lb ft and sub-five to 62mph - yikes
350hp, 516lb ft and sub-five to 62mph - yikes
Is there a saving grace to all this?

Erm, well... Being Alpina there is scope to bespoke the car to suit your particular tastes and whims. Which, in our case, would probably mean going for the same engine in a 5 Series Touring, AKA the Alpina D5 which we tested in saloon form a little while back. Here the combination of astonishing but finely metered punch and Alpina's traditional luxury find a much happier home.

The nicest thing we can say about the XD3 is that it's probably not us. But then what do we know? Apparently Sytner can't get them in quick enough to satisfy demand.


ALPINA XD3
Engine: 2,993cc 6-cyl, twin-turbo diesel
Transmission: 8-speed auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 350@4,000rpm (313@4,400rpm)
Torque (lb ft): 516@1,500rpm (466@1,500)
0-62mph: 4.9 sec (5.8sec)
Top speed: 158mph (149mph)
Weight: 1,910kg (1,925kg) (DIN)
MPG: 41.5mpg (46.3mpg) (NEDC combined)
CO2: 180g/km (162g/km)
Price: c. £60,000 (£42,895)

(Figures in brackets for standard X3 35d M Sport for comparison)


 

 

 

 

   
   
   

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  • GTEYE 09 Sep 2013

    Looks like a Hot Wheels refugee.

    Is this April 1st?

    Edited by GTEYE on Monday 9th September 17:15


    Edited by GTEYE on Monday 9th September 17:16

  • MikeG88 09 Sep 2013

    lol!

    Baller

    What a monstrosity. Not like Aplina that.

  • British Beef 09 Sep 2013


    So very ugly...

    ... but I bet it is absolutely terrific off road!!

  • E60M5 09 Sep 2013

    Going to go out on a limb here and say I like it. Goes like stink, gets good fuel economy and the interior too looks good in typical Alpina fashion. Sure it isn't very PH worthy and isn't something to take to the Nordschliefe and rat with GT3s with but if you have the cash it'd make a good car for the wife. You could still have fun in it too when you needed to use it for erands and it works as a good year-round vehicle. Although there's nothing stopping you from buying an X3 diesel with a new ECU or better yet a D5 Touring...

  • Roma101 09 Sep 2013

    If it was ten grand less and in a darker colour, then I think it is a reasonable prospect if you want a fast but relatively "green" SUV.

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