How to ruin a Porsche 964 - video


The following video trailer for the 'Dubshed' VW Group show in Belfast this March should contain a severe health warning for anybody with an affinity for unmolested Porsches.

Especially anybody who likes a decent 964 Carrera RS (lookalike we've been informed - Ed), because the vehicle that Dubshed has chosen to use to advertise its 2012 show might well make you cry.

Not only has 'D4M LO' been treated to a stupid numberplate, it's also been lumbered with some overly bling split rims (and are those stretched tyres we see in the video?) and some unnecessarily low suspension.

Oh, and if that upsets you, for the love of all that is good please click away from the video before 1 min 41 secs. Because at this point it's revealed that this Porsche is riding on air/hydraulic suspension of some kind and thus has even further to drop before the video is finished, both on its suspension and in our estimation.

Damn low? RS or not damn ruined, more like...

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  • ravon 08 Feb 2012

    Sorry gents, that's not a 964RS, despite the badging.

  • trickywoo 08 Feb 2012

    Just like a Golf.

    Did anyone else notice that the suspension was so shot it made the girl walk funny?

  • The Dirty Bubble 08 Feb 2012

    Sticking 2 tons of stereo in a lightweight special is the final nail in the coffin.

  • PSBuckshot 08 Feb 2012

    Jonny can I have your opinion on this wink

  • MagicalTrevor 08 Feb 2012

    And she can't even walk properly at the end!

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