Well, don't say we never give you anything, because here is the perfect remedy to distract you from the fact that you are office-bound (well, for 2min 35secs anyway) - particularly if you're a fan of US muscle.
It's a short video, courtesy of Ford, of the new MY 2011 Shelby GT500 gargling, whining and burbling away to its V8 heart's content.
So pop in the earphones, crank up the volume on your PC, pretend it isn't your phone that's ringing and enjoy. Oh, and start composing those letters to Ford asking why we don't get the Mustang over here in the UK...