PH Blog: rain stops play


Unless wind speeds have exceeded 125mph, the weather is not an adequate topic of conversation in the United Kingdom. But when it rains for a month even determined meteorological avoiders like myself find it hard not to drop 'it's rather wet out there' into the odd sentence.

Bimbling 'lemming' not far ahead...
Bimbling 'lemming' not far ahead...
Unless you are filming very powerful cars on a race circuit, rain doesn't help driving. The general reduction in grip levels can be fun in some cars (no Trent/Garlick - not an invitation to fly the flag for MX-5s...), but in general, road conditions deteriorate and, more importantly, so do the driving standards. It's all very well enjoying the added slitheryness of your little roadster, but if the roads are clogged with lemmings unable to travel at anything above 27mph, your chances of enjoying that loose chassis are low to zero.

What a month of rain has confirmed is just how little the average UK motorist knows about the performance of his or her car in the rain. The same non-enthusiast who, in the dry, will happily scratch about on trunk roads above the national speed limit and hack down the M40 at 99.8mph in his Audi A4 2.0 TDi, immediately assumes that a single downpour transforms his car into a Ford Anglia on crossplies. With faulty rear brakes.

If people knew just how effective a modern chassis, on healthy premium rubber was on a damp or wet road, they'd be astonished. Of course there's less grip, but the drop-off isn't anything like as pronounced as most of the population assume it to be, and because people have no understanding or experience of grip limits, they just slow down to laughable speeds.

Wet weather shouldn't stop your fun, in theory
Wet weather shouldn't stop your fun, in theory
A few days ago I followed a car I have seen several times driven locally at a decent lick. It was raining and this car was now barely trundling. And yes, it did contain the same driver. By all means take 10-15 per cent off your speed, but 50 per cent? That's madness.

Should this read like a rallying call for people to drive much faster in the wet, I apologise, because it certainly isn't meant to be. That would be madness. We just don't need to slow down to the degree that we do.

The most dangerous aspect of wet roads is the unpredictability of surface changes: fresh rain on dry surfaces leeches out lubricants and other slippery stuff, downpours are sometimes absorbed by the drainage system, but they also tend to leave random lakes that a 285/35 P-Zero is notably incapable of handling.

I haven't driven much over Christmas partly because there hasn't been much need and partly because of all the reasons listed above. If lemmings are a frustration on a dry summer's day, they're too much to handle in a deluge.

Car getting muddy? Get a muddy car...
Car getting muddy? Get a muddy car...
But it's the other aspects of a sodden journey that I find almost more depressing. I hate getting wet walking to the car. I hate the way that water then spreads itself over the upholstery - and leaving the door ajar for a nano second always soaks the door trim. I hate the way that water then evaporates and coats itself onto the glass. Lots of hate there.

Living in the sticks, water means mud. Everything I climb into gets muddy - it's unavoidable and quite depressing in a car with 10 grand of light grey Nappa leather. Buying a loaf of bread leaves me looking like a failed Wipeout contestant.

Oddly, none of this seems to matter as much when you're driving a shagged-out old Range Rover -my wheels of choice in these conditions. The teddy bear seats are never too cold, the mud is indecipherable on top of the seven layers of older mud and a bit of water on the electric window switches tends to make them work a little better.

But no need to get too depressed about all this. Right now I'm dreaming of summer time. Blue skies, dry roads and something fast.

The DRIVE videos resume soon.

Here's to 2013, it's going to be fun.

Chris

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  • Mark Wibble 02 Jan 2013

    I don't get your intro at all, but I agree totally with your moans.

    My personal pet hate is people who dawdle out of a T-junction right in front of me assuming I'm also driving at 50% like they are, rather than looking at what the f*** I'm *actually* doing which is travelling perfectly safely at the speed limit. Cue me having to slam on the brakes, which funnily enough actually does bring me down to their speed before I slam into the back of them but no thanks to their actions...

  • SpudLink 02 Jan 2013

    I recognise the photo of the Porsce ice hill from earlier this year.
    The fact that there is no training for driving your car to its limit, means most people have no idea where the limit is, or what the car will do when exceeds the limit.
    If there were more places with facilities like those at the Porsche centre, perhaps drivers would take the opertunity to learn more about their car and what it can do.

  • RX7 02 Jan 2013

    I have had to take a couple of longer drives over christmas and discussed this very topic.

    Either you have the crowd who slow to a crawl as mentioned or ones that refuse to allow more than a fag paper between them and your rear bumper, regardless of the fact that you obviously cant make headway because of the line of traffic in front of you.

    A very particular incident of the above i noticed the driver was happy to do this with his two young kids in the car, he must have been in such a rush to get the 4 miles down the road to the MacDoanlds he pulled into!!!!! Madness!

  • Varn 02 Jan 2013

    In (a small) part the blame can rest with how well the majority of modern cars shield drivers from the surface they are driving on. Pop those Average Joes in something like a Caterham and I'd bet they'd improve a little. Citroen C5 drivers spring to mind...

    However, the driving tests need to be A LOT more difficult and comprehensive.

  • timbo48 02 Jan 2013

    Funnily enough I quite enjoy driving on wet roads (although not on flooded motorways where the spray makes it impossible to see more than a few metres in front of you). Probably because wet tracks reduced my weight disadvantage during ten years of kart racing back in the 80s/90s

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