Clarkson’s Farm

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essayer

9,113 posts

196 months

Saturday 18th May
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Did he really spend £3k uprighting that leaning tree?

paulw123

3,282 posts

192 months

Saturday 18th May
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essayer said:
Did he really spend £3k uprighting that leaning tree?
Well Amazon did I guess. The 'tree surgeon' butchered the pollard as well.

pingu393

7,942 posts

207 months

Saturday 18th May
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paulw123 said:
essayer said:
Did he really spend £3k uprighting that leaning tree?
Well Amazon did I guess. The 'tree surgeon' butchered the pollard as well.
It wouldn't have been cheap getting that machinery in place with an operator. I'm not surprised that it was £3k.

Evanivitch

20,418 posts

124 months

Saturday 18th May
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essayer said:
Did he really spend £3k uprighting that leaning tree?
Probably. Willow being literally the easiest tree to propagate...

NDA

21,714 posts

227 months

Saturday 18th May
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Evanivitch said:
essayer said:
Did he really spend £3k uprighting that leaning tree?
Probably. Willow being literally the easiest tree to propagate...
I used to have a few acres of damp woodland - in the high dry spots had lots of oak and hazel. The willows in the damp bits would fall and I'd leave them - they simply regrow from the fallen trunk.

Evanivitch

20,418 posts

124 months

Saturday 18th May
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NDA said:
I used to have a few acres of damp woodland - in the high dry spots had lots of oak and hazel. The willows in the damp bits would fall and I'd leave them - they simply regrow from the fallen trunk.
Some riverbank regeneration projects are just sticking 30cm willow sticks in the ground and seeing what takes.

tim0409

4,491 posts

161 months

Sunday 19th May
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Just finished watching it and really enjoyed it. I always thought there was a risk that the characters would begin to play up to their image as a result of their increasing popularity, which would spoil subsequent series, and whilst Kaleb came close to that at the start of the series he did settle down towards the end. I never watched Top Gear (with Hammond and May) as it wasn’t my thing, but enjoy Clarkson’s earlier work and journalism, and he really has created a gem with CF.

The builder reminds me of the character in Alan Partridge with the voice box (both in appearance and voice)…


Acorn1

683 posts

22 months

Sunday 19th May
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Just finished, I thought it was great again.

I must admit the name of the Mustard made me laugh far more than it should have rofl

Doofus

26,163 posts

175 months

Sunday 19th May
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Acorn1 said:
Just finished, I thought it was great again.

I must admit the name of the Mustard made me laugh far more than it should have rofl
I think his product names are peurile, and that if it was anyone else, they wouldn't sell.

Lucas Ayde

3,586 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th May
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48k said:
The show will naturally run its course sooner than later. His somewhat magpie approach to farming has a limited lifespan - at some point he's going to run out of new animals to try and farm, new comedy accidents to have or machines to break, and new ways to p1ss off the council. Plus the characters are evolving in a way that becomes less interesting to the viewer - the original schtick was that he knew nothing about farming and everything about the world, and Kaleb knew everything about farming but had never left the bubble of Chadlington. Fast forward 4 years and Jeremy knows lots about farming and Kaleb has books out and a UK tour of "an evening with Kaleb" and is fast losing that "naive yokel" image. The show probably has a shorter shelf life than his nettle soup.
Yes, it definitely has a shelf life but so far it's been excellent entertainment. Hopefully he'll have the sense to wrap up the show when it's still good and it won't just linger on, getting increasingly stale, like CHM Top Gear did.

It really is an example of how smart Clarkson is at making TV - I would have said the chances of a semi-scripted programme featuring him failing to farm successfully would have zero commercial appeal yet it's a true international smash hit for Amazon, just like the CHM Top Gear was for the BBC.

Also, I'd imagine from his personal point of view, the show has massively subsidised his otherwise economically unviable farm for a good few years. I'm guessing that the popularity of the farm shop/food vans will generate income for a few years afterwards too.

Pistom

5,002 posts

161 months

Sunday 19th May
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lancslad58 said:
Clarksons Farm, as far as I'm concerned its a great blend of humour and education.

If you're interested in getting educated about the good/bad bits of farming, listen to Farming Today on Radio 4 every weekday at 5.45 in the morning or catch up on their podcast.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001zdkd
Farming Today is usually really good. Worth waking up for but otherwise, obviously available on BBC Sounds.

Johnspex

4,353 posts

186 months

Sunday 19th May
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p1stonhead said:
Pretty sure it all happened with Clarksons Meghan column?

Pretty sure they didn’t renew anything with him. I heard it on Smith and Sniff I think it was. But series 4 was already commissioned so that’ll be the last one.

Same with Grand Tour. Certain things were already agreed, but no more.
Why are you asking if you're pretty sure? Don't you know?

Never rely on the views of someone who makes a statement and puts a question mark after it.

skwdenyer

16,699 posts

242 months

Sunday 19th May
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Lucas Ayde said:
Yes, it definitely has a shelf life but so far it's been excellent entertainment. Hopefully he'll have the sense to wrap up the show when it's still good and it won't just linger on, getting increasingly stale, like CHM Top Gear did.

It really is an example of how smart Clarkson is at making TV - I would have said the chances of a semi-scripted programme featuring him failing to farm successfully would have zero commercial appeal yet it's a true international smash hit for Amazon, just like the CHM Top Gear was for the BBC.

Also, I'd imagine from his personal point of view, the show has massively subsidised his otherwise economically unviable farm for a good few years. I'm guessing that the popularity of the farm shop/food vans will generate income for a few years afterwards too.
I think the relative success of the trio's solo work tells quite a story. Clarkson (and Wilman, who is involved AIUI in at least the editing of CF) are great storytellers. Hammond's garage seems altogether less successful (and stuck on a relative streaming backwater). May's travelogues are harmless, but surprisingly lightweight and rather unsatisfying.

dukeboy749r

2,806 posts

212 months

Sunday 19th May
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Doofus said:
Acorn1 said:
Just finished, I thought it was great again.

I must admit the name of the Mustard made me laugh far more than it should have rofl
I think his product names are peurile, and that if it was anyone else, they wouldn't sell.
Definitely!

It’s his ‘thing’, it was puerile with ‘cow juice’. Oh well, the programme is excellent.



dukeboy749r

2,806 posts

212 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Read this article, this morning:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/planning-rules...

Well done! If all he had done was achieved this - what a positive impact for farmers.

Smollet

10,722 posts

192 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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dukeboy749r said:
Read this article, this morning:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/planning-rules...

Well done! If all he had done was achieved this - what a positive impact for farmers.
If the local council hadn’t been so anti Clarkson, it may never had happened. The law of unintended consequences at work.

PinkHouse

926 posts

59 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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dukeboy749r said:
Read this article, this morning:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/planning-rules...

Well done! If all he had done was achieved this - what a positive impact for farmers.
That's incredibly good news, good to see common sense prevail once in a while

suffolk009

5,497 posts

167 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Smollet said:
If the local council hadn’t been so anti Clarkson, it may never had happened. The law of unintended consequences at work.
I expect it will become very much harder for Farmers to put up new buildings in the near future. Otherwise a canny farmer might be on the phone already getting quotes for a dozen 12x6m double-storey barns to be erected in a small cul-de-sac pattern in the corner of an awkwardly shaped field next to any main road his land abuts.

Sway

26,446 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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48k said:
Smollet said:
dukeboy749r said:
Read this article, this morning:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/planning-rules...

Well done! If all he had done was achieved this - what a positive impact for farmers.
If the local council hadn’t been so anti Clarkson, it may never had happened. The law of unintended consequences at work.
To be fair to the Council they were enforcing the law, which is what they should do. Clarkson went in to a "grey area" as he called it, to try and highlight the challenge he was facing. Now the law has been changed as a result, which is a good thing.
They clearly weren't when it not only gets overturned by appeal, but the appeal grants more than they were asking for...

48k

13,262 posts

150 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Sway said:
48k said:
Smollet said:
dukeboy749r said:
Read this article, this morning:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/planning-rules...

Well done! If all he had done was achieved this - what a positive impact for farmers.
If the local council hadn’t been so anti Clarkson, it may never had happened. The law of unintended consequences at work.
To be fair to the Council they were enforcing the law, which is what they should do. Clarkson went in to a "grey area" as he called it, to try and highlight the challenge he was facing. Now the law has been changed as a result, which is a good thing.
They clearly weren't when it not only gets overturned by appeal, but the appeal grants more than they were asking for...
No, that's not correct. You are conflating two things.

The subject in the linked news story is about farmers using Permitted Development rights to convert existing buildings in to another use. Clarkson put in planning permission to convert the Lowland Barn in to a restaurant. The Council rejected it. He then went in to a "grey area" (his words) by using Permitted Development rights to convert the Lowland Barn in to a restaurant anyway, digging the track at night etc etc. The Council issued an enforcement notice to return the Lowland Barn to as it was. Clarkson appealed and a planning inspector had to investigate and adjudicate. The planning inspector upheld the Council's decision that PD rights could not apply in that situation and the restaurant was not allowed, and the Lowland Barn had to be returned to "as was".

What the planning inspector did find in Clarksons favour was regarding the enforcement notice about the farm shop and car park. But that is nothing to do with Permitted Development rights and the subject of that news story being linked.