Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

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deckster

9,630 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey said:
One for the planes thread...

Like that... Proper nerdy hehe
Oi. This is the geek thread. Nerds not welcome.

Got to keep up some kind of standards you know.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

5,337 posts

57 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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deckster said:
Oi. This is the geek thread. Nerds not welcome.

Got to keep up some kind of standards you know.
getmecoat

MartG

20,730 posts

206 months

Friday 19th November 2021
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Desiderata

2,429 posts

56 months

Friday 19th November 2021
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MartG said:
At the risk of dissecting kittens, what's the point of targeting the scarecrow's head? He hasn't got a brain.

MartG

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Friday 19th November 2021
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MartG

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Monday 22nd November 2021
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MartG

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Saturday 27th November 2021
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MartG

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Saturday 27th November 2021
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MartG

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Saturday 27th November 2021
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MartG

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Sunday 28th November 2021
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MartG

20,730 posts

206 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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vulture1

12,346 posts

181 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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When you've been watching the walking dead and you know facebook has been listening in on you.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,891 posts

274 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Oh I missed the fact we went with a new thread.

So we went with 0b10 then? A very good compromise. I approve. thumbup

0x02 would have worked just as well but I am totally cool with 0b10


Clockwork Cupcake

74,891 posts

274 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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MartG said:
It's an oldie but a goodie.


MartG

20,730 posts

206 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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ajprice

27,752 posts

198 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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PEMDAS maths stuff, many replies to the tweet. I like the answer being 7 but really 3 hehe

https://twitter.com/TaikaWaititi/status/1465606871...


Zumbruk

7,848 posts

262 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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ajprice said:
PEMDAS maths stuff, many replies to the tweet. I like the answer being 7 but really 3 hehe

https://twitter.com/TaikaWaititi/status/1465606871...

These BEDMAS (or whatever) things should really be in the "things that drive me bonkers" thread. All the mouth-breathers who sat at the back of maths classes looking out the window, arguing about something simple, obvious and well-known.

havoc

30,241 posts

237 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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BODMAS

Brackets
Operations
Division
Multiplication
Add
Subtract

It's the order you do the bloody calculation in. It's taught in junior school, FFS...this isn't complex stuff. banghead

AW111

9,674 posts

135 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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havoc said:
BODMAS

Brackets
Operations
Division
Multiplication
Add
Subtract

It's the order you do the bloody calculation in. It's taught in junior school, FFS...this isn't complex stuff. banghead
But is it BODMAS or BOMDAS? Surely they can't both be right? biggrin


If you really want to be depressed, Windows Calculator in 'standard' mode for idiots ignores order of operations, and just evaluates from left to right.

What's wrong with reverse polish operations?

Nothing could be simpler than
2
enter
3
enter
5
add
multiply





Zumbruk

7,848 posts

262 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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AW111 said:
But is it BODMAS or BOMDAS? Surely they can't both be right? biggrin
Makes no difference. Multiplication and division are commutative, as are addition & subtraction.