Largest penis in Britain

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boyse7en

6,772 posts

166 months

Thursday 2nd May
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SlimJim16v said:
fido said:
1.65m. Sadiq Khan.
laugh though I think Trump would beat that.
Is that a euphemism?

SAS Tom

3,415 posts

175 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Seems a bit odd that he doesn’t like the attention but went on national tv to talk about it…

Sticks.

8,802 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd May
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It's a foot but he doesn't use it as a rule.

rohrl

8,751 posts

146 months

Thursday 2nd May
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It’s only six inches but it smells like a foot.

Southerner

1,431 posts

53 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Being tediously serious just for a second, WTF is that doing on a daytime TV show broadcast mid-morning, it’s hardly an appropriate topic of conversation!

They had a segment a while back on there with some rancid old bird reviewing sex toys, and started it with a warning to send any young children out of the room - err it’s f*king mid morning, perhaps you need to have a think about your editorial attitudes. I don’t advocate the Mary Whitehouse approach but I do think putting sh*te like that on in the middle of the day is out of order. ITV really must be desperate for those bored housewife viewing figures!

Wacky Racer

38,237 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Google Led Zeppelin bodyguard and Princess Margaret's "friend" John Bindon and his party trick, which apparently used to amuse HRH. biggrin

bobbo89

5,248 posts

146 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Byker28i

60,518 posts

218 months

Thursday 2nd May
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SlimJim16v said:
fido said:
1.65m. Sadiq Khan.
laugh though I think Trump would beat that.
Smaller than average mushroom head cock according to Stormy
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/st...

or
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-ne...

fly by wire

3,235 posts

126 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Wacky Racer said:
Google Led Zeppelin bodyguard and Princess Margaret's "friend" John Bindon and his party trick, which apparently used to amuse HRH. biggrin
I believe he was known to his peers as 'Jake the Peg'. biggrin

gotoPzero

17,322 posts

190 months

Thursday 2nd May
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SAS Tom said:
Seems a bit odd that he doesn’t like the attention but went on national tv to talk about it…
And there it is.

nikaiyo2

4,769 posts

196 months

Thursday 2nd May
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My uncle billy had a 10 foot one.
Till the lady next door got her hands on it.

ScotHill

3,200 posts

110 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Willies are funny.

Kermit power

28,721 posts

214 months

Thursday 2nd May
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My own penis was in the Guiness Book of Records once! biggrin

Then the killjoy bloody librarian made me take it out again! hehe

ChocolateFrog

25,640 posts

174 months

Thursday 2nd May
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fk, he's younger than me. That's depressing.

Zarco

17,958 posts

210 months

Thursday 2nd May
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hurstg01 said:
Byker28i said:
toon10 said:
Disappointing thread title. I was expecting Nigel Farage content.
Piers Morgan surely
I raise you Sadiq Khan
Nigel takes it by a country mile.

ChocolateFrog

25,640 posts

174 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Southerner said:
Being tediously serious just for a second, WTF is that doing on a daytime TV show broadcast mid-morning, it’s hardly an appropriate topic of conversation!

They had a segment a while back on there with some rancid old bird reviewing sex toys, and started it with a warning to send any young children out of the room - err it’s f*king mid morning, perhaps you need to have a think about your editorial attitudes. I don’t advocate the Mary Whitehouse approach but I do think putting sh*te like that on in the middle of the day is out of order. ITV really must be desperate for those bored housewife viewing figures!
Seems tame compared to radio 4 a couple of weeks back at around 0900.

They were quoting some MP or other and dropped atleast 2 C bombs and 3 F bombs. I had my kids in the car and thought they could atleast have given a warning before reciting it.

unrepentant

21,286 posts

257 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Something's afoot.

donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Friday 3rd May
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12.2 inches. That 0.2 makes all the difference I bet.

Anyway, I can make mine 12.2 inches, I just fold it in half.

donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Friday 3rd May
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rohrl said:
It’s only six inches but it smells like a foot.
AvE fan? biglaugh

(Realise it's probably an old joke but the Canuckistani General is the only person I've ever heard say it before)

Evercross

6,053 posts

65 months

Friday 3rd May
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nikaiyo2 said:
My uncle billy had a 10 foot one.
Till the lady next door got her hands on it.
Hands? I'd heard it was a rake she took to it?!