I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

[Simir]

otolith said:

Stick Legs said:

Horse flies however are gits.

We get loads in the summer. They really like me for some reason. Get bitten most years.

Horseflies can get fked. I’ve been bitten on average once every year or two, and the reaction seems to get more extreme every time. These days I immediately take a big dose of antihistamine tablets and ibuprofen, wash the site and apply antihistamine cream.

Looks like you have eaten tons of spinach and turned into Popeye

[bomb]

Christmas

Family members.

Teslas

Anti vaxxers

Just Stop Oil supporters

Poor drivers

Potholes and rough roads

Liver

Lots of tattoos ( especially on females)

Woke stuff

Dirty cars.

cutting the grass when its too long.

poor performance on the stock market.

Garages that give you way less than you car is actually worth when trading in.

Tea.

[otolith]

Simir said:

otolith said:

Stick Legs said:

Horse flies however are gits.

We get loads in the summer. They really like me for some reason. Get bitten most years.

Horseflies can get fked. I’ve been bitten on average once every year or two, and the reaction seems to get more extreme every time. These days I immediately take a big dose of antihistamine tablets and ibuprofen, wash the site and apply antihistamine cream.

Looks like you have eaten tons of spinach and turned into Popeye

Just half the can!

[Slowboathome]

CivicDuties said:

There's summat further north than Cumbria. Hard to believe, I know.

Also 'summat'.

[Jim H]

Parking my car as far away from supermarket/shop entrances (to avoid) parking dings and the hard of thinking, only to return and find someone has parked next to - as close as physically possible.

Off road vehicles with ‘One Life Live It’ stickers all over.

This trend of coloured windscreen tints, copper etc - council.

Convincing yourself it’s a perfectly safe fart, to soon realise it absolutely was not.

Gout.

Edit. Just been thinking? I’ve never been, and it’s hard to have an opinion, having not had the experience. I’ve only ever observed on TV.

But, I’m fairly certain a visit to Appleby Horse Fair would cause me extreme discomfort.

Edited by Jim H on Thursday 16th May 19:16

[otolith]

Slowboathome said:

CivicDuties said:

There's summat further north than Cumbria. Hard to believe, I know.

Also 'summat'.

Opposite of “nowt” in the North. Top of the mountain in Wales.

[a340driver]

People that stand still on travelators in airports.

[Jim H]

a340driver said:

People that stand still on travelators in airports.

The roughest scruffiest people you’ve ever had the misfortune to sit next to for a few hours. On a flight.

I’ll admit, I didn’t mind paying a little extra for Monarch flights. I can assure you, I was gutted when they went bust.

I’d had the most fantastic flights with them, and enjoyed the company of some fantastic people.

I’ve been in the doldrums since that company went under.

[Nethybridge]

Bampots who wear shorts and moan about getting assailed by ticks.

Words are inadequate.

[otolith]

I don't like wearing long trousers and long sleeved shirts when working in the garden in hot weather - like some sort of weirdo or geriatric. Which makes the horseflies even more annoying.

[Dagnir]

Nethybridge said:

Bampots who wear shorts and moan about getting assailed by ticks.

Words are inadequate.

Assailed by ticks?

Doing what?!?

[Pit Pony]

thepritch said:

A tic is something very different. Dare you to tell her she’s wrong

I pick my arguments carefully.

[Jordie Barretts sock]

Cyclists. Particularly MAMILs. Hipster idiots with a huge ego and sense of entitlement.

[malaccamax]

Jordie Barretts sock said:

Cyclists. Particularly MAMILs. Hipster idiots with a huge ego and sense of entitlement.

You can tell all that from just driving past? Impressive

[Jordie Barretts sock]

malaccamax said:

Jordie Barretts sock said:

Cyclists. Particularly MAMILs. Hipster idiots with a huge ego and sense of entitlement.

You can tell all that from just driving past? Impressive

I can. Spread all over the road, holding up traffic. All the gear, no idea.

Anyway, you aren't supposed to argue in this thread

[thepritch]

I hate kiwis.

[MDMA .]

Women with blue or purple hair. ALL of them have issues.

[BenS94]

MDMA . said:

Women with blue or purple hair. ALL of them have issues.

Add Pink to the list. The top of the list.

[Slowboathome]

Scousers.

[DickyC]

Bald blokes with ponytails.