Largest penis in Britain

[boyse7en]

SlimJim16v said:

fido said:

1.65m. Sadiq Khan.

though I think Trump would beat that.

Is that a euphemism?

[SAS Tom]

Seems a bit odd that he doesn’t like the attention but went on national tv to talk about it…

[Sticks.]

It's a foot but he doesn't use it as a rule.

[rohrl]

It’s only six inches but it smells like a foot.

[Southerner]

Being tediously serious just for a second, WTF is that doing on a daytime TV show broadcast mid-morning, it’s hardly an appropriate topic of conversation!

They had a segment a while back on there with some rancid old bird reviewing sex toys, and started it with a warning to send any young children out of the room - err it’s f*king mid morning, perhaps you need to have a think about your editorial attitudes. I don’t advocate the Mary Whitehouse approach but I do think putting sh*te like that on in the middle of the day is out of order. ITV really must be desperate for those bored housewife viewing figures!

[Wacky Racer]

Google Led Zeppelin bodyguard and Princess Margaret's "friend" John Bindon and his party trick, which apparently used to amuse HRH.

[bobbo89]

This springs to mind..... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8

[Byker28i]

SlimJim16v said:

fido said:

1.65m. Sadiq Khan.

though I think Trump would beat that.

Smaller than average mushroom head cock according to Stormy
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/st...

or
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-ne...

[fly by wire]

Wacky Racer said:

Google Led Zeppelin bodyguard and Princess Margaret's "friend" John Bindon and his party trick, which apparently used to amuse HRH.

I believe he was known to his peers as 'Jake the Peg'.

[gotoPzero]

SAS Tom said:

Seems a bit odd that he doesn’t like the attention but went on national tv to talk about it…

And there it is.

[nikaiyo2]

My uncle billy had a 10 foot one.
Till the lady next door got her hands on it.

[ScotHill]

Willies are funny.

[Kermit power]

My own penis was in the Guiness Book of Records once!

Then the killjoy bloody librarian made me take it out again!

[ChocolateFrog]

fk, he's younger than me. That's depressing.

[Zarco]

hurstg01 said:

Byker28i said:

toon10 said:

Disappointing thread title. I was expecting Nigel Farage content.

Piers Morgan surely

I raise you Sadiq Khan

Nigel takes it by a country mile.

[ChocolateFrog]

Southerner said:

Being tediously serious just for a second, WTF is that doing on a daytime TV show broadcast mid-morning, it’s hardly an appropriate topic of conversation!

They had a segment a while back on there with some rancid old bird reviewing sex toys, and started it with a warning to send any young children out of the room - err it’s f*king mid morning, perhaps you need to have a think about your editorial attitudes. I don’t advocate the Mary Whitehouse approach but I do think putting sh*te like that on in the middle of the day is out of order. ITV really must be desperate for those bored housewife viewing figures!

Seems tame compared to radio 4 a couple of weeks back at around 0900.

They were quoting some MP or other and dropped atleast 2 C bombs and 3 F bombs. I had my kids in the car and thought they could atleast have given a warning before reciting it.

[unrepentant]

Something's afoot.

[donkmeister]

12.2 inches. That 0.2 makes all the difference I bet.

Anyway, I can make mine 12.2 inches, I just fold it in half.

[donkmeister]

rohrl said:

It’s only six inches but it smells like a foot.

AvE fan?

(Realise it's probably an old joke but the Canuckistani General is the only person I've ever heard say it before)

[Evercross]

nikaiyo2 said:

My uncle billy had a 10 foot one.
Till the lady next door got her hands on it.

Hands? I'd heard it was a rake she took to it?!