Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Last Visit said:
LimmerickLad said:
Stan the Bat said:
Master Of Puppets said:
My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, "What's the second largest state in the USA?" Me, "Texas."
A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
Cunning.A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
tvrolet said:
If you go to see them at Las Vegas and hang around in the foyer afterwards they come out (at least they used to) for autographs, selfies etc., and Penn is actually quite chatty contrary to his stage persona. Weird to be having a conversation with him.
just saying'
Did just that in Birmingham last year when they toured.just saying'
Penn looks confusingly very like a slightly older version of a good university friend, right down to the excess height and long hair.
Last Visit said:
LimmerickLad said:
Stan the Bat said:
Master Of Puppets said:
My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, "What's the second largest state in the USA?" Me, "Texas."
A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
Cunning.A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
You could probably do similar with "Alaska" vs "I'll ask her".
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took me a minute Nope, need help with this one?? The joke hinges on the idea that the caller misheard "texas" as "text us".
You could probably do similar with "Alaska" vs "I'll ask her".It's more clever word play than actual humour.
Sporky said:
Last Visit said:
LimmerickLad said:
Stan the Bat said:
Master Of Puppets said:
My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, "What's the second largest state in the USA?" Me, "Texas."
A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
Cunning.A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA ?”
You could probably do similar with "Alaska" vs "I'll ask her".
cologne2792 said:
Vipers said:
Never heard of Rhino used for money, maybe a localised phrase?.
It was quite common but seems to have disappeared from useSid James often used to use it about his scams involving Tony Hancock, in Hancock's Half Hour.
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