How close to death have you been, close shaves/lucky escapes
How close to death have you been, close shaves/lucky escapes
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Mobsta

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5,614 posts

281 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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I was reading the news just now, with my new bionic eye, and saw the video of the amphibious tour bus that sank in Liverpool's Albert Dock yesterday.

Quite a few people were half in, half out (of the open windows) as if waiting for the yellow boat to slowly slowly sink, when it suddenly half rolled on its side and took a quick nose dive under water.

If a boat was sinking, slowly or quickly, I'd be off it as fast as possible. Luckily, everyone survived. No one trapped inside.

I'm not sure I came close to death, but a yacht I was cruising on capsized once. I was three, and was swum to and deposited on a sandbank during a rising tide, by my mother, who then swam off to seek help.

I have no fear of the waters of the world (except unexpected sharting) but a terrible fear of drowning. Apparently I cried as she swam off for help, left in the company of strangers on this sandbank, out at sea.

They say drowning is a peaceful way to go, after the first lungful of water. Presumably by those who were brought back to life.

The scene from the abyss where the bloke has to breathe pink liquid (oxygen) into his lungs once his helmet filled up was chilling.

No fear of water. Immense fear of drowning. Possible but improbable near death experience (great white water, too).

No broken bones (just a toe) or huge blood loss or venomous bites to report. But I do have an abnormal fear of snakes. And worms, if you chase me with one, I will run away like a girl hehe

BliarOut

72,863 posts

265 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Does being jump started in A&E count? smile

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

281 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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BliarOut said:
Does being jump started in A&E count? smile
By a woman, no. Just call it lucky.

By one of those electrical whatchamacallem pad thingies, well, were glad to have you back biggrin

What was the scenario?

JustNeil

636 posts

253 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Not me, but my brother was very close to death once.

He was being driven by a friend of his, it was around 3am and bro was asleep in the passenger seat. The next thing he knows is an enormous bang. It seems his friend had fallen asleep and crossed into oncoming traffic, just as a truck came the other way. The impact sliced the car down the middle, with the drivers side being totally mashed and the passengers side pretty much unmarked.

His friend was instantly killed, brother got away with cuts, bruises and a sore back. Oh, and occasionally he has nightmares where he can hear his friend screaming, which he reckons was the last sound he ever made. A sobering experience. This was about 20 years ago and he's still a vry bad passenger. Pure chance saved him.

Pet Troll

1,363 posts

204 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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I've had my Heart and Lungs stopped for over 8 hours, but not sure if it counts as it was on an operating table. Either way not the nicest experience at 23.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

265 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Mobsta said:
BliarOut said:
Does being jump started in A&E count? smile
By a woman, no. Just call it lucky.

By one of those electrical whatchamacallem pad thingies, well, were glad to have you back biggrin

What was the scenario?
Motorbikes... Nuff said biggrin

I'm feeling better now.

Dusty964

7,246 posts

216 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Quite close.
Twice.

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

166 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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I've been RPG'd twice, both landed 7 ft ish away and vehicle took most of the blast, got shot at a couple of times, one round passed close to my melon. Never had any holes in me or saw a bright light, must be lucky wink

Quhet

2,845 posts

172 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Came within a couple of CMs of being knocked off my bike and probably (possibly) killed when I was about 10. I was travelling about 25mph down a hill - no helmet - and sailed straight across a road at the bottom. I felt the warmth of the car as I just scraped past it's front bumper.

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

281 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Fozziebear said:
I've been RPG'd twice, both landed 7 ft ish away and vehicle took most of the blast, got shot at a couple of times, one round passed close to my melon. Never had any holes in me or saw a bright light, must be lucky wink
I think most of us will struggle to top having been RPG'd once, let alone twice.

Except me. I was RPGd dozens of times. On the PS3 frown

So you're a politician, a gamer or in the army, then biggrin

onyx39

11,349 posts

176 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Was a passenger in a truck when the driver feel asleep at the wheel, we rolled, finished up on our side, sliding along the ground, 20 feet down an embankment, stopped 3 feet from a concrete wall. Plod said, if we left the motorway a nano second later, we both would have been dead.

Also had atrial fibrillation ( heart basicly beating in the wrong sequence ) a couple of years back, was put under and heart restarted, so technically......

Borghetto

3,286 posts

209 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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In the 1970's when I was young and foolish, I had a front nearside tyre blow out at 130 mph on the M6. Managed to skid to a halt 20ft from a bridge support. Pissed myself and couldn't stop shaking for ages. Drove like a nun for weeks afterwards.

mph999

2,769 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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I was preety close when I was born, 39 years ago, I was born January, when it shoud have been April, which to survive even today is touch and go. I had multiple issues, Hep C, septicaemia, pneumatosis intestinalis and major liver issues - which even today I have to be careful with, basically meaning i can't drink too much.

Martin

Edited by mph999 on Sunday 16th June 23:29

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

175 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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I took up paragliding twenty years ago. A few months after finishing my licence I went on a trip to Annecy. A few of the old heads expressed reservations, me being wet behind the ears in a big environment - powerful thermic conditions etc. I was having none of it & couldn't wait to get going.

Day 1, we got to take off late-ish & had a pleasant float around in the weak conditions boating around in buoyant restitution (warm air radiated by the ground) conditions.

Day 2 & it's stonking. The pilots in front of us at launch are specking out at around 2000 ft above launch - get it right & it's a big distance cross country day. I with my huge three hours of flight experience launch & float around for five minutes or so before hooking a thermal. I start climbing at around 3m/second. It increases to 5m/second, a strong ride.

Just like the birds & as I've been taught, I'm circling in the rising air, feeling for the strongest lift when I hear a flapping sound. I look up to see the front of the glider come belting toward me at a rate of knots. I've flown out of the thermal into the sinking air surrounding it.

The glider falls beneath me perfectly formed as if I'm doing a loop the loop. I begin to fall towards it, if I fall into it I'll be gift wrapped with no chance of throwing my reserve & I'll certainly hit the deck at 100+ mph. In slow motion, I watch the glider approach, the leading edge hits the front of my helmet, snapping my head backwards but crucially it slips by.

The wing pulls taut on the lines with a bang & reopens miraculously in a straight line. It surges forward trying to fly, I whack on the brakes to damp the surge & it flies way as if nothing had ever happened.

I immediately st my pants & pull in the wing tip lines to force it to descend & land ten minutes later with purple fingers from holding the lines in.


Not the closest story, but it was close as I ever want to get to the exit. Also, true story.

Edited by Justin Cyder on Monday 17th June 00:01

skeggysteve

5,724 posts

243 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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I once said yes when asked 'that' question by the wife.
I survived, but only just.

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

281 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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skeggysteve said:
I once said yes when asked 'that' question by the wife.
I survived, but only just.
I am forbidden to ask for the specifics, but what was the question?
Several sprang to mind...

goldblum

10,272 posts

193 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Prepped for a life saving operation that morning and I'm about to go under the knife when the operation's cancelled.

Turns out I could have gone at any time during the previous 3 months. Managed a skiing holiday before my horrified neurosurgeon sat me down for a chat.

fttm

4,444 posts

161 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Blown up in Bogland ,far too numerous motorsport related incidents , and have just finished building a rocket powered push bike . Should maybe change my name to organ donor ?

CR6ZZ

1,313 posts

171 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Several times – all my own stupid fault. As a kid I used to like tinkering with things. Received huge shocks and should have been electrocuted at least three times as I recall. Then I used the lawnmower petrol to get a fire going. Flame ran up the stream to the 2 gallon can. Was in such a panic about what Dad might say I patted the flames out with my hands rather than fling the can away. No idea to this day why it didn’t explode. Can’t have been enough air in the can I guess. Didn’t even get burned. Much later, SCUBA diving. Thought I’d push my luck and ran out of air at about 90 feet. Looooong way up….. Been jump started on the table during an operation on my heart too (OK, so that one wasn’t my fault).

karona

1,928 posts

212 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Roof of a chemists shop collapsed while I was inside putting a fire out. An exploding oxygen cylinder blew me and my team mate out of the shop door.