RE: Car thieves convict themselves
RE: Car thieves convict themselves
Monday 12th December 2005

Car thieves convict themselves

Grinning at Gatsos: neither big nor clever


Dumb, dumber and dumbest
Dumb, dumber and dumbest
If you get flashed by a Gatso, whatever you do, don't turn and grin at the machine.

Three car thieves who stole a Ford Escort in Bournemouth, later found torched, did just that -- and made themselves instantly identifiable.

According to a Daily Mirror story, police couldn't believe their luck when they found the shots in the camera. Local police have already arrested one 16-year-old in connection with the incident. He has since been released on bail pending further inquiries.

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L100NYY

Original Poster:

36,502 posts

269 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Geeeeeenius! These kids really are unbelievably stupid!

elms

1,954 posts

278 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Bunch of retards

s2ooz

3,005 posts

310 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Yes, it will serve them right when the quality judicial system gives them a £50 fine, payable in £1 a month and 60 hours community service they don't turn up for.
If we are lucky they will get their non existant licences stamped with 6 points too.

wab172uk

2,005 posts

253 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Police now know who to give a slap on the wrists to !!

"Now you've been warned, don't do that again, now on ya way lads". These lads aren't that stupid, they know the law, they know they'll get away with it. Yet you or me speed, and we feel the full rath of the law. Justice ???????????? my arse.

ubergreg

261 posts

257 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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elms said:
Bunch of retards


Very true, but I don't think getting caught was an accident. They'll get a slap on the wrist, but loads of respect from their peers. Expect to see more of this in the future. Could be the the automotive equivalent of 'happy slapping'.

Problem is, unlike you and me, they have little to loose, so how do you punish them so they and others don't do it again? Can we get together punishment squads, Irish-style?

Broken ankles, anyone? Nah I'm just kidding. Really I am.

Witchfinder

6,380 posts

278 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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L100NYY said:
Geeeeeenius! These kids really are unbelievably stupid!

Not really, they're probably looking forward to their free holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure.

stenniso

350 posts

257 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Speed cameras ENCOURAGING speeding at and accident "blackspot". Yet another demonstration of why they don't work.

I note the article didn't mention any deaths or injuries, despite the obvious idiot driving.

I agree with the previous posts, these people have different values to us, and have nothing to lose. Licence endorsements/bans have no impact on people who drive without licences in the first place, and who have no regard for the law. They're obviously not ashamed by their behaviour, so you can't stigmatise them. Any financial penalty will be pathetic, as they will probably claim to be on benefits.

Lock them up without TVs, playstations, pool tables, gyms, and make it for a decent length of time.

L100NYY

Original Poster:

36,502 posts

269 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Witchfinder said:
L100NYY said:
Geeeeeenius! These kids really are unbelievably stupid!

Not really, they're probably looking forward to their free holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure.


So this makes them clever then does it!

stenniso

350 posts

257 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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My wife used to work in a solicitors office, and she often overheard these kind of people boasting about their offences. They would deliberately commit offences to improve their standing amongst equally scummy friends, and also because prison is often nicer than their home life.

Prison is not a deterent.

>> Edited by stenniso on Monday 12th December 14:14

Witchfinder

6,380 posts

278 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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L100NYY said:
So this makes them clever then does it!

The point I was making was that they probably don't care. The law has so few teeth that I expect they'll get of with a stern telling off. At worst it'll be a very short stint of rent-free living with meals cooked and plenty of time to watch Sky TV or play on the Playstation.

peter pan

1,253 posts

250 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Any comment from spnracing???

beano500

20,854 posts

301 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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If they haven't been convicted yet, isn't the fact that the police have released the image going to compromise the case? After all, despite what we think about these amoebas, they're still "innocent until proven guilty".......???

Cotty

42,091 posts

310 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Let me guess, they will get a ban until they are 17

JOHNSAM

38 posts

275 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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No mention of the poor sod whose car they nicked and who will undoubtedly lose his no-claim bonus and get a low offer from his insurers for its replacement value. The villains get (if they are very, very unlucky) a gentle tap on the wrist and the admiration of their sub-human mates. Welcome to Blair's wonderful Britain!

DBSV8

5,958 posts

264 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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id happily burn the f+++ers in the car

no question about it

.or bring the toe rags out ...........here in siberia -35c at the moment that would give em something to grin about.

====ukin freezing

bunglist

545 posts

256 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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ubergreg said:
elms said:
Bunch of retards


Very true, but I don't think getting caught was an accident. They'll get a slap on the wrist, but loads of respect from their peers. Expect to see more of this in the future. Could be the the automotive equivalent of 'happy slapping'.

Problem is, unlike you and me, they have little to loose, so how do you punish them so they and others don't do it again? Can we get together punishment squads, Irish-style?

Broken ankles, anyone? Nah I'm just kidding. Really I am.



I am with you here ubergreg, Give the little ss a bloody good hiding, or you could break the odd limb as they won't be able to nick cars for a good few months then.

If they touched my car, then the police would be there last worry if i got my hands on them.

Sod the law, the little Ss need to know that they cant just go around nicking or messing with other peoples motors.

Adam B

29,578 posts

280 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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ubergreg said:
Broken ankles, anyone? Nah I'm just kidding. Really I am.


Broken necks? nah I'm not kidding, really I'm not!

wab172uk

2,005 posts

253 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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stenniso said:
Lock them up without TVs, playstations, pool tables, gyms, and make it for a decent length of time.


Nice idea, but that would be a breach of their human rights, therefore unlawfull. Another case of criminals having more rights than their victims.

stenniso

350 posts

257 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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JOHNSAM said:
No mention of the poor sod whose car they nicked and who will undoubtedly lose his no-claim bonus and get a low offer from his insurers for its replacement value.


I hope he reported the theft before the snapshot was taken. Otherwise he'd receive the NIP, and would clearly have difficulty saying who was driving.

There could also be an element of the offenders assuming that they wouldn't be found, as their details obviously won't be registered against the vehicle. Maybe they were just unlucky that they were recognised.

ubergreg

261 posts

257 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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stenniso said:
There could also be an element of the offenders assuming that they wouldn't be found, as their details obviously won't be registered against the vehicle. Maybe they were just unlucky that they were recognised.


Hm. That is a definite possibility I suppose.

Okay, if that's the case, then how about just a phone book beating?

Again, only thinking aloud...