Bodgers, bloody bodgers everywhere!!!

Bodgers, bloody bodgers everywhere!!!

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anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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How do you identify a bodger before they demonstrate their bodging skills?

Had a lock fitted to a gate, the bodger removes the existing catch to fit the lock, gets the position wrong so the throw bar hits the wall before being fully extended so the key can be removed.

Rather than shorten the bar he basically gouges a clearance for the bar in the brick wall of my house!



If I had been around when this was going on I would have had a touch of the mentals, words fail me.

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 18th July 19:25


Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 18th July 19:29

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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can i speak as a bodger? ask to see previous examples of their work, also ask them to describe the process that they are proposing to undertake.
i only bodge on my own property smile on many occasions it is not possible to tell that a job has been bodged straight away.

TheLuke

2,218 posts

141 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Theres a famous saying which goes "If it works, its not a bodge"

A bodge is only a bodge if it fails.

guards red

667 posts

200 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Smell their arm pits. If they don't smell, they are a bodger.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Another statement that is or will become famous, being an engineer is a life long curse because you know it could be done better.

UpTheIron

3,996 posts

268 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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So many things in the photo hurt my eyes!

Is it straight?
Are the brackets central in the wood?
The signs of where the old lock was (possibly not his fault unless he could have covered it)
Why nuts on the gate and bolts on the post? Why not the same way around?

I could go on.

I've done far worse myself, but only DIY, but I've only done such a dodgy job once. Second time is somewhere close to perfection. Maybe it was his first...

FreeLitres

6,042 posts

177 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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You got a man in for that?

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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It gets worse..



Apologies for the rotational alignment error..

myvision

1,941 posts

136 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Did you pay for that?

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Not yet, haven't seen an invoice.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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FreeLitres said:
You got a man in for that?
It was a case of timing, I didn't have the time so this was through someone else.

PositronicRay

27,004 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I nominate Edd China

Nuff said

But this is the reality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodging

Dogwatch

6,225 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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gottans said:
Rather than shorten the bar he basically gouges a clearance for the bar in the brick wall of my house!
I share your pain but it is possible the bar would have been a match for his hacksaw if it was hardened steel.

Having said that i did once have to hacksaw a Krooklock (dropped keys) and was shocked at how easy it was if you selected the right bit to cut through.

Dog Star

16,127 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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gottans said:
FreeLitres said:
You got a man in for that?
It was a case of timing, I didn't have the time so this was through someone else.
Didn't have time? How long could that take - ten minutes?

On a related note, a mate of mine is a total man-baby - he takes his motorbike to the dealer to have the chain adjusted. He actually sees this has an example of his fiscal might - he has a "little man" do it. I think he's an idiot. I don't think he is capable of doing anything.

mickk

28,838 posts

242 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Dogwatch said:
I share your pain but it is possible the bar would have been a match for his hacksaw if it was hardened steel.

Having said that i did once have to hacksaw a Krooklock (dropped keys) and was shocked at how easy it was if you selected the right bit to cut through.
He couldn't have had a hacksaw, as he would have shortened the bolts.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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This country was built on bodging sonny

Blaster72

10,826 posts

197 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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gottans said:
It gets worse..



Apologies for the rotational alignment error..
You mean bodge?

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Looks like the ph photo upload beta has been bodged and can't work out portrait or landscape, not my bodge!

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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hucumber said:
This country was built on bodging sonny
Explains a lot, obviously the germans do better quality bodges than we do.

Ashtray83

571 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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If the lock cylinder is on the top? it's also upside down! ;-)

Edited by Ashtray83 on Tuesday 18th July 20:58