'Abandoned' caravan. No plates.

'Abandoned' caravan. No plates.

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wildcat45

Original Poster:

8,073 posts

189 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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It sounds like a story from an Alan Bennet play I know.

Someone has apparently abandoned an ancient caravan on the main road near where we live.

It's very old - one of those small things you would see in the 1970s/80s being towed by an Autumn Maxi or a Ford Cortina.

To be honest I've sen better garden sheds.

It doesn't appear to be occupied and although not causing an obstruction right now it has recently been blocking a minor access road.

I've a feeling someone may be having a laugh but my concern is that being apparently abandoned it may attract vandals.

Apart from towing it or torching it, what's the legal way to have it removed? With no plates, I guess it can't be traced.

At present it's a curiosity and if someone is having a laugh then fair play. They've got the neighborhood talking.

I did consider towing it to my neighbors house. He's a bit of a Victor Meldrew.

But joking aside. What's the deal with getting it shifted legally?

elanfan

5,520 posts

227 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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Report to the council and tell them Victor Meldrew owns it. Win win!

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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What's stopping it catching on fire? whistle

I'm only joking.

Adrian E

3,248 posts

176 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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Defo council - if it's derelict it's basically fly tipped waste

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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Autumn Maxi.....biglaughso much better than the Austin version.

wildcat45

Original Poster:

8,073 posts

189 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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It was a special edition Maxi fitted with AutoCorrect

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

108 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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Autumn Maxi. The best car I ever bought.

KAgantua

3,871 posts

131 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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pics?

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

108 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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Report it as an abandoned item or vehicle and see what they do about it?

john2443

6,337 posts

211 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
Autumn Maxi. The best car I ever bought.
What colour was it? Must have been Harvest Gold!

Red Devil

13,060 posts

208 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
Autumn Maxi. The best car I ever bought.
The Summer Allegro was far superior. wink

W124Bob

1,745 posts

175 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Don't worry the caravan will have blown away by tomorrow.

rallycross

12,790 posts

237 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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its a gift from your local traveler community - fill it with fuel and drop it back to them - remember to light it before you go!

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Red Devil said:
SantaBarbara said:
Autumn Maxi. The best car I ever bought.
The Summer Allegro was far superior. wink
I fear these jokes will only work on someone over the age of 40!

CAPP0

19,582 posts

203 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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KAgantua said:
pics?
HTH



WJNB

2,637 posts

161 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Report your suspicions there's a pervert living in it photographing children or maybe immigrants have moved into it as it's more cosy than garden sheds


steveo3002

10,525 posts

174 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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find someone with a towbar and make it someone elses problem late one nighttime

numtumfutunch

4,723 posts

138 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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WJNB said:
Report your suspicions there's a pervert living in it photographing children or maybe immigrants have moved into it as it's more cosy than garden sheds
Probably this

Several year ago an old car was dumped outside our house.
No tax or MOT

Most of the neighbours reported it to police and council who over a 3 week period took no notice
At this point I got bored of looking at it and phoned the council saying the local children were playing in it and that I thought I could see some fuel cans on the back seat

It vanished the next day

Coincidence possible......

Chrisgr31

13,474 posts

255 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Take it home and convert it into a trailer.

Berlin Mike

266 posts

197 months

Monday 16th October 2017
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Typo: Fall Cortina.