Question about the street idiot.

Question about the street idiot.

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Blanchimont

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4,076 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Right, I'm after questions about what can be done about the resident Penis that's recently moved into the street.

Essentially, he's taken quite a shining to pissing me and the Mrs off, by parking partially blocking both cars in, meaning we have to move 1 car to let the other out. (He has his own driveway)

He moved into the rented house down the road about 6 months ago, and began parking like an idiot pretty much straight away, blocking people in, and abandoning it all over the road and infront of people driveways.

The Mrs has heard him say to his relatives that came over (who can actually park) that he deliberated parks like a prick to piss us off, and wants a reaction.

He's called my Mrs a , to her Mum.

He's got aggressive with a neighbour when he blocked his Mrs in, and tried to start a fight basically telling the neighbour to "come on if he thinks he's such a big man"

He's generally a bit of a prick, and has been heard shouting all sorts at his Mrs, calling her everything imaginable.

Mrs was blocked in by him completely, the other day, and knocked on his door to ask him to move, and miraculously he didn't answer, but you could easily see he was in.

Mrs has spoken to the local plod about this asking advice, and they sent a couple of officers round to have a word. This, seemingly has made it worse, and is now completely blocking the drive.

I'm fked off with it, and now want something done. I've tried speaking to him, and he doesn't answer to me, or my Mrs and starts on neighbours who really haven't spoken to him before.

Short of dragging the fking car into a field and burning it (Tempting, but not that I would) Is there anything we can do, other than speak to the Landlord?


TL;DR.

dhead neighbour is hell-bent on pissing me and Mrs off, causing confrontation, has already started on other neighbour, dhead has called my Mrs a to her Mum, and after Plod had a quiet word, he's now decided to become even more of a prick and completely block the drive.

Other than complaining to his Landlord, anything I can do?

Pope

2,633 posts

246 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Shame him on - http://www.parkedlikeatt.com/

Landlord is only option I suspect; short of the pisspoorparker disappearing in mysterious circumstances......


anonymous-user

53 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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I’d like to say you should get a group of you and give him a hiding but that would be wrong of me and I would never condone that type of behaviour in any way.

MikeGoodwin

3,323 posts

116 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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I am guessing violence isn't an avenue you wish to explore? Tbh id be hard pushed to go down that route but in your situation it'll be the only way. Either you give him a good hiding or you can continue to moan about it on here and do nothing.

Andy-SP2

271 posts

75 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Do you think that CCTV would make him think or make things worse?

Tango13

8,398 posts

175 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Blanchimont

Original Poster:

4,076 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Violence isn't really an option, as he's the sort of prick to bring it back up and cause more st in the future, so violence is a real last option. The thought of bashing the door in at 3am with a hockey mask and chainsaw is mighty tempting.

I think, it'll be Landlord, as it's suspected he's not supposed to be living there.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

246 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Where do you live?


Only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to them. I'd do it with a shovel to the back of the head mind!

CAPP0

19,532 posts

202 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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TTmonkey said:
Only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to them. I'd do it with a shovel to the back of the head mind!
Would you though? Actually?

Blanchimont

Original Poster:

4,076 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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TTmonkey said:
Where do you live?


Only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to them. I'd do it with a shovel to the back of the head mind!
Bristol.

Might help tbh

L17RMG

70 posts

74 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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If he’s blocking your drive when your cars are there, so effectively blocking you from the highway, it is a criminal offence.

MorganP104

2,605 posts

129 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Dog/human faeces, smeared carefully under the driver's door handle.

Repeat until he gets the message.

Smokehead

7,703 posts

227 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Sounds like the type who would only understand basic commands, like a smack in the mouth. Gang up with a few neighbours and put the fear of god into him.

castex

4,935 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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MorganP104 said:
Dog/human faeces, smeared carefully under the driver's door handle.

Repeat until he gets the message.
You sound nice.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Smokehead said:
Sounds like the type who would only understand basic commands, like a smack in the mouth. Gang up with a few neighbours and put the fear of god into him.
This. He will not be negotiated with, no matter what avenue you choose he will continue. Give him a good shoeing and it will almost certainly stop.

MorganP104

2,605 posts

129 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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castex said:
MorganP104 said:
Dog/human faeces, smeared carefully under the driver's door handle.

Repeat until he gets the message.
You sound nice.
I'm lovely. biggrin To everyone, except those who fk with me. thumbup

2Btoo

3,410 posts

202 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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I wonder whether your neighbour has a brother as there is someone in our street in London to whom this description applies almost perfectly.

Sadly I've come to the conclusion that it's not worth the aggro, that I will be here long after he has moved out of his sad little flat and taken his pathetic base-spec TT with him. It's really not worth getting upset about in the long run.

It is, however, bl00dy annoying when it's happening to you. You have my sympathy.

Gavia

7,627 posts

90 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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MorganP104 said:
castex said:
MorganP104 said:
Dog/human faeces, smeared carefully under the driver's door handle.

Repeat until he gets the message.
You sound nice.
I'm lovely. biggrin To everyone, except those who fk with me. thumbup
Is that because you’re as hard as nails, eat glass for breakfast and st bullets?

fido

16,752 posts

254 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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It doesn't require that much 'hardness' to apply faecal material to a car but it would require a degree of stealth and a healthy dose of abstractive mental ability to collect said material in a jar, crouch down next to car, and apply it to the door handles like you were daubing pastels onto a painting.

chunder27

2,309 posts

207 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Thing is, now he knows you are annoyed by him, any act even if it is not you will be seen as your act.

if it was me I would find a way of letting him know in no uncertain fashion, from all your neighbours possibly that he is out of order.

if enough of you get together he might see the point.

But if he ust wants violence then it might be tempting to tempt him and make sure you catch him in the act, then he is up the creek