Question about the street idiot.
Discussion
Right, I'm after questions about what can be done about the resident Penis that's recently moved into the street.
Essentially, he's taken quite a shining to pissing me and the Mrs off, by parking partially blocking both cars in, meaning we have to move 1 car to let the other out. (He has his own driveway)
He moved into the rented house down the road about 6 months ago, and began parking like an idiot pretty much straight away, blocking people in, and abandoning it all over the road and infront of people driveways.
The Mrs has heard him say to his relatives that came over (who can actually park) that he deliberated parks like a prick to piss us off, and wants a reaction.
He's called my Mrs a , to her Mum.
He's got aggressive with a neighbour when he blocked his Mrs in, and tried to start a fight basically telling the neighbour to "come on if he thinks he's such a big man"
He's generally a bit of a prick, and has been heard shouting all sorts at his Mrs, calling her everything imaginable.
Mrs was blocked in by him completely, the other day, and knocked on his door to ask him to move, and miraculously he didn't answer, but you could easily see he was in.
Mrs has spoken to the local plod about this asking advice, and they sent a couple of officers round to have a word. This, seemingly has made it worse, and is now completely blocking the drive.
I'm fked off with it, and now want something done. I've tried speaking to him, and he doesn't answer to me, or my Mrs and starts on neighbours who really haven't spoken to him before.
Short of dragging the fking car into a field and burning it (Tempting, but not that I would) Is there anything we can do, other than speak to the Landlord?
TL;DR.
dhead neighbour is hell-bent on pissing me and Mrs off, causing confrontation, has already started on other neighbour, dhead has called my Mrs a to her Mum, and after Plod had a quiet word, he's now decided to become even more of a prick and completely block the drive.
Other than complaining to his Landlord, anything I can do?
Essentially, he's taken quite a shining to pissing me and the Mrs off, by parking partially blocking both cars in, meaning we have to move 1 car to let the other out. (He has his own driveway)
He moved into the rented house down the road about 6 months ago, and began parking like an idiot pretty much straight away, blocking people in, and abandoning it all over the road and infront of people driveways.
The Mrs has heard him say to his relatives that came over (who can actually park) that he deliberated parks like a prick to piss us off, and wants a reaction.
He's called my Mrs a , to her Mum.
He's got aggressive with a neighbour when he blocked his Mrs in, and tried to start a fight basically telling the neighbour to "come on if he thinks he's such a big man"
He's generally a bit of a prick, and has been heard shouting all sorts at his Mrs, calling her everything imaginable.
Mrs was blocked in by him completely, the other day, and knocked on his door to ask him to move, and miraculously he didn't answer, but you could easily see he was in.
Mrs has spoken to the local plod about this asking advice, and they sent a couple of officers round to have a word. This, seemingly has made it worse, and is now completely blocking the drive.
I'm fked off with it, and now want something done. I've tried speaking to him, and he doesn't answer to me, or my Mrs and starts on neighbours who really haven't spoken to him before.
Short of dragging the fking car into a field and burning it (Tempting, but not that I would) Is there anything we can do, other than speak to the Landlord?
TL;DR.
dhead neighbour is hell-bent on pissing me and Mrs off, causing confrontation, has already started on other neighbour, dhead has called my Mrs a to her Mum, and after Plod had a quiet word, he's now decided to become even more of a prick and completely block the drive.
Other than complaining to his Landlord, anything I can do?
Shame him on - http://www.parkedlikeatt.com/
Landlord is only option I suspect; short of the pisspoorparker disappearing in mysterious circumstances......
Landlord is only option I suspect; short of the pisspoorparker disappearing in mysterious circumstances......
Violence isn't really an option, as he's the sort of prick to bring it back up and cause more st in the future, so violence is a real last option. The thought of bashing the door in at 3am with a hockey mask and chainsaw is mighty tempting.
I think, it'll be Landlord, as it's suspected he's not supposed to be living there.
I think, it'll be Landlord, as it's suspected he's not supposed to be living there.
Smokehead said:
Sounds like the type who would only understand basic commands, like a smack in the mouth. Gang up with a few neighbours and put the fear of god into him.
This. He will not be negotiated with, no matter what avenue you choose he will continue. Give him a good shoeing and it will almost certainly stop. I wonder whether your neighbour has a brother as there is someone in our street in London to whom this description applies almost perfectly.
Sadly I've come to the conclusion that it's not worth the aggro, that I will be here long after he has moved out of his sad little flat and taken his pathetic base-spec TT with him. It's really not worth getting upset about in the long run.
It is, however, bl00dy annoying when it's happening to you. You have my sympathy.
Sadly I've come to the conclusion that it's not worth the aggro, that I will be here long after he has moved out of his sad little flat and taken his pathetic base-spec TT with him. It's really not worth getting upset about in the long run.
It is, however, bl00dy annoying when it's happening to you. You have my sympathy.
MorganP104 said:
castex said:
MorganP104 said:
Dog/human faeces, smeared carefully under the driver's door handle.
Repeat until he gets the message.
You sound nice.Repeat until he gets the message.
It doesn't require that much 'hardness' to apply faecal material to a car but it would require a degree of stealth and a healthy dose of abstractive mental ability to collect said material in a jar, crouch down next to car, and apply it to the door handles like you were daubing pastels onto a painting.
Thing is, now he knows you are annoyed by him, any act even if it is not you will be seen as your act.
if it was me I would find a way of letting him know in no uncertain fashion, from all your neighbours possibly that he is out of order.
if enough of you get together he might see the point.
But if he ust wants violence then it might be tempting to tempt him and make sure you catch him in the act, then he is up the creek
if it was me I would find a way of letting him know in no uncertain fashion, from all your neighbours possibly that he is out of order.
if enough of you get together he might see the point.
But if he ust wants violence then it might be tempting to tempt him and make sure you catch him in the act, then he is up the creek
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