A bit council (Vol 4)

[Scrump]

Continued from over here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[nonsequitur]

Calling Austin Smurk ! As you are our portal to the true council world, hurry and get on the new volume. Austin, are you there?

[austinsmirk]

I’m here and I’m in. I’ll start with a quick one. Got a tenant known as Donna10.

Why you ask?

Donna 10 kids.

[NoVetec]

Swampy1982 on Vol 3 said:

on the subject of credit...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47452571

Read that earlier.

"Victim"

"Didn't have a choice" - or words to that effect.

Okay, maybe he needed a laptop for work, but perhaps save up for a cheaper, second-hand option?

As for the television...

[Don1]

austinsmirk said:

I’m here and I’m in. I’ll start with a quick one. Got a tenant known as Donna10.

Why you ask?

Donna 10 kids.

Not down to 10 kids, one assumes?

[Megaflow]

Vol 4, council?

[Henners]

Deffo not robbed.

[GoFigure]

Of course not

[kowalski655]

Interesting decorations

Frank7 said:

Bardzo dobrze kowalski, you win by a country mile.

I had to google that Frank, as Im an Ilford boy

(And therefore 110% council)

Edited by kowalski655 on Tuesday 5th March 21:03

[Frank7]

kowalski655 said:

Interesting decorations

Frank7 said:

Bardzo dobrze kowalski, you win by a country mile.

I had to google that Frank, as Im an Ilford boy

(And therefore 110% council)

Edited by kowalski655 on Tuesday 5th March 21:03

Don’t put yourself down ski, I had a flat off Green Lane, near Goodmayes Station when I first got married, my chav in-laws, from Bermondsey, thought that their little girl had hit the jackpot when they came to visit beautiful downtown Ilford.
I put bardzo dobrze, as I figured that you may be from Poznań, with a name like kowalski.

[talksthetorque]

Let's get the ball rolling with some old favourites, all of which actually happened today.

I had Pizza hut buffet lunch in Bas Vegas today.
Just to make sure I was getting my council quota in, I went down the road to Asda's.
I saw a kid about eight in pyjamas and bare feet - climbing up the shelves.
The child and its parents had red curly hair and a difficult to understand irish style accent.
And they were of course buying sleeves of the cheapest extra long fags with some £20s pulled off a roll about the size of the forearm of the 2017 wker of the year.

[berlintaxi]

Full blown council, even features the ubiquitous council JD Sports bag.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6773491/S...

[kev1974]

berlintaxi said:

Full blown council, even features the ubiquitous council JD Sports bag.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6773491/S...

I feel sorry for the granddaughter just sitting on the chair seeing and hearing that all kick off.

[V8mate]

berlintaxi said:

Full blown council, even features the ubiquitous council JD Sports bag.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6773491/S...

I guess the CCTV is to alert them of 'out of hours' Police arrivals?

[nonsequitur]

Henners said:

Deffo not robbed.

A pylon the verge.

[alorotom]

Henners said:

Deffo not robbed.

I just don’t understand:
A) who would want them enough to pay for them; and
B) what on earth would they be used for outside of the ‘correct’ usage

[shtu]

NoVetec said:

Read that earlier.

"Victim"

"Didn't have a choice" - or words to that effect.

Okay, maybe he needed a laptop for work, but perhaps save up for a cheaper, second-hand option?

As for the television...

God, you can see the adverts now...

"Did you buy something from a pay-weekly shop? You may have paid exactly what the terms said you would! Put in your compo claim now. Mr Thicakasmince from Darlington got £3000!"

[Gary29]

alorotom said:

I just don’t understand:
A) who would want them enough to pay for them; and
B) what on earth would they be used for outside of the ‘correct’ usage

For putting on your fake electric fence to keep the popo or bailiffs away silly!

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

austinsmirk said:

I’m here and I’m in. I’ll start with a quick one. Got a tenant known as Donna10.

Why you ask?

Donna 10 kids.

Wouldn't fancy her kebab

[kowalski655]

Frank7 said:

kowalski655 said:

Interesting decorations

Frank7 said:

Bardzo dobrze kowalski, you win by a country mile.

I had to google that Frank, as Im an Ilford boy
(And therefore 110% council)

Don’t put yourself down ski, I had a flat off Green Lane, near Goodmayes Station when I first got married, my chav in-laws, from Bermondsey, thought that their little girl had hit the jackpot when they came to visit beautiful downtown Ilford.
I put bardzo dobrze, as I figured that you may be from Pozna?, with a name like kowalski.

I used to live near there as a toddler(50+ years ago!!!) Then moved out to Chigwell(the non posh bit),via Barkingside
Kowalski comes from the "hero" of Vanishing Point