Battlefield 3 - PC Players Thread

[RussellG]

I may have diplomatically expressed my opinion of him as well

At what level do I unlock that ammo box because it's lethal ?

[Vieste]

FUBAR said:

Who was in with me last night when that hacker came in and our entire team where getting aimbot killed by ammo boxes? Player was Wash My Bawls or summat. tt.

Still, we did the right thing, hurled abuse then all logged off the server so he couldn't add to his 3 minute tally of 5k points and 56-1 and then reported him, although that does make me feel like the school snitch.

In my usual diplomatic way, I let him know that I considered him to be a part of a lady's anatomy, and he was certainly a Car NUT

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In my usual diplomatic way, I let him know that I considered him to be a part of a lady's anatomy, and he was certainly a Car NUT

[Stagpump]

I was in a server yesterday with a load of Germans and my good friend Redman-clarke and I said something which could possibly have been twisted into a gay double entendre.

This seemed to really upset the Germans.So we did what any two right minded Englishmen would do and continued to upset the Germans.

Comments such as :-

"hey big boy I'm coming to beast you from behind"

"ha ha I just shot my hot load in your face" "

I have my big weapon in my hand and I'm going to spray your back"

earnt the response "you are gay cock sucker"

I typed "mmm cocks, full of cheesy goodness" and they left the server. so job done.

I don't normally spent 20 minute pretending to be gay but in the name of upsetting Germans it was worth it.

[FUBAR]

You've given me an idea. As much fun as it is winding up ze Germans, I think we should clan up, find a Yank server filled with highly strung, pubescent American teenagers then all camp it up. Really give it to them.

The heterosexual red blooded 'Shermans' will go into meltdown

[Stagpump]

well smack my cheeks and call me Rosie that sounds like a lot of fun!!!

[Vieste]

Anyone on tonight or is that a daft question ?

[KemP]

Vieste said:

Anyone on tonight or is that a daft question ?

Will be later. Just getting over being destroyed on Sharky

[FUBAR]

I'll try and put in an appearance after 9.30pm

[RussellG]

I will make it on later tonight as well

[Vieste]

Foobes sorry about this afternoon pc/froze up and you changed squads I think to E

[RussellG]

Didn't make it on for long last night but I will be on tonight for a bit of squad based action

[FUBAR]

Mrs Fubes is out tonight so I'll *stick a pizza in front of the kids, slam a dvd in the machine* and be on about 9pm






* from FUBAR's Book of Parenting Skills chapter 4, page 237

[Squirrelofwoe]

FUBAR said:

Mrs Fubes is out tonight so I'll *stick a pizza in front of the kids, slam a dvd in the machine* and be on about 9pm






* from FUBAR's Book of Parenting Skills chapter 4, page 237

Nice!

I'll be on around 9.30, havn't made it on much the last couple of weeks due to being busier than a busy thing- so I could be a bit rusty...

[Vieste]

I should be on *hiccups*

[FUBAR]

Out of cider. Have to start on the vodka. Oh woe is me

[anonymous-user]

Yay! i have my old name back!

Doubt i'll be about tonight, but defo Sat if anyone else is on.

[FUBAR]

Radio 1 had a ref to 2 cups 1 girl yesterday morning. I nearly choked on my cornfalkes.

[Vieste]

Glade you crack me up in the game i hope you are on tonight mate

[Vieste]

Fook the pizza get a kebab proper mans food foobs and get in the heli with me and glade tonight real flying hahaha

[Glade]

Not on tonight... heading out to the Ribshakk to eat meat, and have a few beers!

I need to find out more about my gameplay... sometimes I have a great score, others I just get owned. sometimes use cover and tactics... More often than not bit of run and gun.