M3 Nightmare Continues!

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DuraAce

4,240 posts

160 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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Bonkers isn't it?

It was down to one lane as you pass fleet services towards the m25 then back to all lanes open for a bit and then closed at j4 I think (it was late and I was tired, might have been J3)

At least on the highways agency website its easy to understand when the closures are..... Or perhaps not!

ffc

613 posts

159 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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DuraAce said:
Closed again last night.

Ridiculous. My journey home took longer at 2am than it did at 6pm the previous day!

Somebody has engineered themselves a job for life out of this stretch of road.
Yup, closed between 4 and 3 northbound from about 9pm onwards. Signs on the M27 were clearly stating this. I have no idea why....

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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Just came through on my way home after a late shift.
Closed n/b from around 4 to 3 and reduced to two lanes s/b 3 to 4.
I'm seriously beginning to think this road will never, ever be fully functional and the night time closures and lane restrictions will simply become a routine aspect of smart motorway maintenance.
What I'm really looking forward to is the day/night when the M3 is closed and the A30 is also closed at the Egham roundabout now that's being fked about with in the name of "improvement".

Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 13th January 03:58

DuraAce

4,240 posts

160 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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Crossflow Kid said:
I'm seriously beginning to think this road will never, ever be fully functional and the night time closures and lane restrictions will simply become a routine aspect of smart motorway maintenance.
I reckon you might be on to something here. M1 northbound was also closed around J10 on Thursday night.
Cracking job creation scheme!

yellowjack

17,077 posts

166 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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silverfoxcc said:
I have tried looking at Highway Agency website for when this road IS open and cannot understand a bloody word of it

What version of bks is is written in?
It's not written in bks at all.

Try "Wishful Thinking 2.0 to English" in Google Translate...

wink

Frimley111R

15,661 posts

234 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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Had the same issue as you guys. Closed the slip road northbound at 4a as I got there at 10.30pm. WTF are they doing apart from milking their way through the highways budget??!!

CoolHands

18,631 posts

195 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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As someone who doesn’t travel on that road except rarely, can any of you regulars tell me why they close it, or sometimes slip roads, at night? What are they actually doing on the motorway when they’ve closed it?

Ps I love this thread, sorry!

Mr Tidy

Original Poster:

22,320 posts

127 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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Frimley111R said:
Had the same issue as you guys. Closed the slip road northbound at 4a as I got there at 10.30pm. WTF are they doing apart from milking their way through the highways budget??!!
It's not Carillion doing the work is it?

They're apparently about £1.5 billion short from balancing their budget! eek

Mr Tidy

Original Poster:

22,320 posts

127 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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CoolHands said:
Ps I love this thread, sorry!
No apology needed - that just gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling! thumbup

I'm glad I started it, but I wonder if it will ever end! laugh

David A

3,606 posts

251 months

Wednesday 17th January 2018
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Grrrrr. bd slip road at j3 Bagshot to join southbound was shut at about 9:30 last night. Would have far to nice to have a seamless drive back home.

j4ck100

800 posts

145 months

Wednesday 17th January 2018
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Does anyone else keep encountering broken down vehicles in the outside two lanes?

Absolutely fking ridiculous. Clapping along nicely and all of a sudden there's a stationary Mercedes in lane 3. How difficult is it to move over when you realise you've lost power or run out of fuel?

Happened twice now. Not enough emergency pull over areas either, 1.5 mile intervals apart, what a joke.

Mr Tidy

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22,320 posts

127 months

Thursday 18th January 2018
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And it's still going on!

Last night around 22.00 I was on the M25 clockwise and the gantries were telling me there was no access to the M3 Southbound - great!

Still at least they told me before I got to J11 so I got off there and went through Windlesham to Bagshot and the A30.

flimper

560 posts

183 months

Thursday 18th January 2018
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The cameras were flashing away this morning around lightwater, be careful

Frimley111R

15,661 posts

234 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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fking aholes! Wednesday night the sliproad north at 4a was closed again. Absolute piss takers! I blasted the car horn in annoyance (two guys sitting in their van on the sliproad did the same in reply!) but there's sod all you can do. Apart from buy a big old 4x4 and just plough through the cones giving them the bird hehe

Still no idea what the yellow letterbox cameras do. I saw one flash the other day but mostly they don't seem to do anything.

Dr Interceptor

7,786 posts

196 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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I took the Volkswagen on a run to site in Lightwater this morning... Try as I might, I couldn't make the yellow cameras flash. Not even on the downhill bit approaching Jct4 heading Westbound.

But then the Beetle does top out just below 80mph laugh

Trevatanus

11,123 posts

150 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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fyi
Location : The M3 westbound at junction J3 . Lane Closures : Lanes 1, 2 and 3 will be closed. Reason : Roadworks are planned. Status : Pending. Schedule : From 20:00 on 24 January 2018 to 05:30 on 25 January 2018. Lanes Closed : All lanes will be closed.

CoolHands

18,631 posts

195 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Honestly, if I lived closer I am the type that is sad enough to go there overnight and observe to see what they actually do. I bet they'll do half an hour of litter picking on the central reservation or something.

Trevatanus

11,123 posts

150 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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CoolHands said:
Honestly, if I lived closer I am the type that is sad enough to go there overnight and observe to see what they actually do. I bet they'll do half an hour of litter picking on the central reservation or something.
I am told that a big problem was that they would book a slot say 20th January for an overnight closure.
Then, come 20th January, if the work could not be done (lack of staff, plant broke down etc), rather than open the motorway, they just leave the closure in place.

CoolHands

18,631 posts

195 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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s!

Mr Tidy

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22,320 posts

127 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Dr Interceptor said:
I took the Volkswagen on a run to site in Lightwater this morning... Try as I might, I couldn't make the yellow cameras flash. Not even on the downhill bit approaching Jct4 heading Westbound.

But then the Beetle does top out just below 80mph laugh
Maybe best not to try it in the Interceptor! rolleyes