Impromptu BL line up

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anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Morningside said:
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Or a Leyland DAF/LDV - car transporter would be ideal as it would help save money on all those breakdowns tongue out


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The other bit of the half eaten Twix goes goes to Morningside for not being a million miles off.

PGM

2,168 posts

249 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
I hope that I was not overhooning like a wazzock when you spotted me near that terrible pub.

Today, the Dolomite has done a round trip of about 500 miles. It went to Devon and back, and mostly behaved itself, although it flipped a fuse about five minutes before we arrived home, taking out indicators, tacho, fuel and temperature gauges. Oh noes! Massive fixage action needed tomorrow!
Tremendous! No, you were just emerging from the lane onto the main road in front of that dreadful pub! Never been in there so perhaps a bit unfair of me but it doesn't look appealing enough to try!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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That is a gobsmackingly good purchase for two grand, seems to be in fab nick too. Well done squire!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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P5BNij said:
... gobsmacking ...
I agree.

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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I think I'd have held out for one with sliding doors - as well as facilitating a faster bale-out when you're about to be spotted by someone who knows you - they make it easier to push and steer at the same time.

My grandparents had a couple of Bedford CF Auto-Sleepers, in a not dissimilar shade of 'Sprite Caravan' creamy beige. I have largely recovered from being made to spend time in them, but not from being taken on holiday to Wales.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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I spent way too long in a Sprite caravan, and way too long in the Marina that towed it, on many hols in the 70s. Even the largest and roomiest caravan in the world is unutterably naff compared to even the smallest and grottiest campervan. OK, except for the streamlined bare aluminum ones, but they have all been bought by hipsters to be pop up retro-muffin and small batch gin emporia at Latitude.

The Sherpa is roomier, faster, handlier, stoppier, less thirsty, and (with an O Series instead of an air cooled Dubber) likely to be more reliable than any Dub van on the planet, but the Sherpa cost 2K instead of KACHINNGA SCENE TAX YO LOTS £££££££.

I was also tempted by a fairly cool Talbot Express (2.5 Dizzer) and by a moderately cool and quite big Renault (gutless1.5 pezzer with a Weber), both with Autosleeper conversions (Autosleeper seem to have a clue), but the Sherpa wins, and is cheaper than the other two. I narrowly avoided buying a home converted 90s Transit for a grand. I am glad that the seller did not answer messages.

lowdrag

12,892 posts

213 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Found a photo of the "Company coupé" delivered in 1972. God it was awful. Pass me the bottle please.


IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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The O Series is a real gem to sit behind...

Early Sherpas have a pleasing lightness about them, as do Mk1 Transits and CFs - but presumably the flipside of there being no 'scene' is that there are also no parts.

Yours looks like a slightly odd mix of pre- (hubcaps, door handles, windowframes, dash) and post- (bumpers, badges, mirrors) BL's 'black is the new chrome' phase. Chrome bumpers and mirrors would set it off nicely, I reckon.


dbdb

4,326 posts

173 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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55palfers said:
My wife and I recently paid £79 for B&B in a first rate establishment with historically good poached eggs and smoked haddock for our brekkie .

We slept in a comfy bed and enjoyed a hot shower.

We did not have to empty the toilet.

We did not arrive in a beige commercial vehicle.

Get a grip.
There's no romance in your soul!

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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BV's latest folly has put this inside my head


"Oh st
There goes the charabang
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer
Well what a bummer
I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the streets
Or down in the sewer
Or even on the end of a skewer"

anonymous-user

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54 months

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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The van is currently festooned with Minion stickers and stick on bullet holes. Those shall be removed as soon as I am around the corner from the seller's gaffe. The van is presently called (and stickered) "Sherman" and referred to as "he" by the sellers. Vehicles are either "it" or (rarely) "she", to me. The van will not have a name anymore, If it were to have a name, the name would be "Tenzing Norgay", obvs.

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Very good.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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PGM said:
Breadvan72 said:
I hope that I was not overhooning like a wazzock when you spotted me near that terrible pub....
... No, you were just emerging from the lane onto the main road in front of that dreadful pub! Never been in there so perhaps a bit unfair of me but it doesn't look appealing enough to try!
The pub is in Royston Vasey. It's a sort of weird club for a very small number of weird locals. It does not have any beer pumps (bottles only). Everyone turns their head to look at you as you walk in. The woman who owns it is occasionally charming, but usually bonkers and sometimes shouty. A friend of mine stayed in the B an B above the pub once. Note the word once. The same family owns the Red Lion in Tetsworth, the next village along, and are in the process of making that pub equally weird and quiet.

So, I live a few hundred metres from a village pub, but to go to a village pub that I want to go to, I have to drive either three miles to the Leathern Bottle at Lewknor, or two miles to The Crown at Sydenham, or six miles to the Top Fox at Christmas Common.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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My BiL had one of these to replace a VW bay window bought in the 80s or 90s when he and my sister had 4 small kids to ferry around.

Can't remember if he said it was faster or slower than the dub.

BTW ....Not the same BiL that had the Montego estate I mentioned before.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
Morningside said:
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Or a Leyland DAF/LDV - car transporter would be ideal as it would help save money on all those breakdowns tongue out


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The other bit of the half eaten Twix goes goes to Morningside for not being a million miles off.
YES! *punches air* I've finally won something.

PGM

2,168 posts

249 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
PGM said:
Breadvan72 said:
I hope that I was not overhooning like a wazzock when you spotted me near that terrible pub....
... No, you were just emerging from the lane onto the main road in front of that dreadful pub! Never been in there so perhaps a bit unfair of me but it doesn't look appealing enough to try!
The pub is in Royston Vasey. It's a sort of weird club for a very small number of weird locals. It does not have any beer pumps (bottles only). Everyone turns their head to look at you as you walk in. The woman who owns it is occasionally charming, but usually bonkers and sometimes shouty. A friend of mine stayed in the B an B above the pub once. Note the word once. The same family owns the Red Lion in Tetsworth, the next village along, and are in the process of making that pub equally weird and quiet.

So, I live a few hundred metres from a village pub, but to go to a village pub that I want to go to, I have to drive either three miles to the Leathern Bottle at Lewknor, or two miles to The Crown at Sydenham, or six miles to the Top Fox at Christmas Common.
I enjoy the other pubs you mention too, the Leathern Bottle is my Friday lunchtime regular.

Lowtimer

4,286 posts

168 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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dbdb said:
There's no romance in your soul!
Personally I'm with Palfers on this tbh, But not in a biblical sense, obviously.
I wouldn't mind some sort of camper van as a mobile workshop, but don;' really feel the urge to sleep in them.

Doofus

25,817 posts

173 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Lowtimer said:
but don't really feel the urge to sleep in them.
Particularly after countless unidentifiable peple have been farting sleeping in them for the past thirty five years! eek

anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Doofus said:
Lowtimer said:
but don't really feel the urge to sleep in them.
Particularly after countless unidentifiable peple have been farting sleeping in them for the past thirty five years! eek
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