Impromptu BL line up

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citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
We are already booked to park the van outside Prestonfield House in Edinburgh. Sleeping in a van? That's for plumbers doing 90 in the outside lane of the M25.
I take it you are setting off for sturgeon land next Saturday? planning to arrive just in time for the festival

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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This van is said to be capable of overtaking Dub campers going uphill, but big fat nothing else.

The short term plan is to take almost teenage daughter to various poshstock stylee festivals. I might also rock up at Glyndebourne in the van, and picnic in it if it rains during the dinner interval. Mrs BV wants to do a Johnson and Boswell Tour of the Hebrides in the heap, but subject to the swanky hotel with spa rules mentioned above.

I paid the asking price: £2,000. Seems fair to me. The sellers are a very delightful couple - he a senior dude at the Environment Agency, she a Professor of a very sciency science at Exeter. They live on a narrowboat, their children are off studenting. They have bought a Ducato camper, hence the sale of the Sherpa.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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in a really twisted kind of way i really like it and it looks like they knew what they were doing ,the de-humidifier is a damn good idea

two bags of sand sounds proper cheep to me guv

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Buying a BEIGE BL Sherpa camper is going to qualify me to be Emperor of Autoste for at least an afternoon, but, to anyone who is both here and there, please be schtum about this for a while longer if you don't mind.

Deptford Draylons

10,480 posts

243 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Tick the box that says owning a James Bond vehicle.


gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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I didn't see that coming.

You're coming down to collect it on the Friday of a Bank Holiday weekend? brrrrr...

Good luck with it and happy trails.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Train to Bridgwater (the viewing was near Tiverton, but the van will be moved to Bridgwater), then drive slowly back east against the traffic flow, or at least so I hope.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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if it breaks down on the 303 you could always start up a butty van to make ends meet

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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I don't have enough St George flags or BNP tattoos for that. I was thinking more of a pop up sex toys emporium for the trucker market.

gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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That's not so bad. A nice cross country bimble across the Levels would be quite plez I imagine.





Your choice!

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
I was thinking more of a pop up sex toys emporium for the trucker market.
ISWYDT laugh


I know a man who knows a man who has a factory in Guangdong wink

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Good grief.

theadman

538 posts

157 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
theadman said:
Given BV's eclectic tastes I suspect the LDV guess might be the nearest...so I'm thinking something really left field like a Sherpa motor home conversion, or even a J4 (shudder)!

Both of these staggered into the '80s, just.

Or maybe a Marina Sun Tor conversion.

If it's any of these, you need to get your head straight, sir!!
We have a winner!! The prize is the half eaten remains of the Twix bar.
I worry that I know you so well, yet have never so much as exchanged words with you! The internet is truly a thing of wonder.

BTW, thanks for the offer, but I'd keep the remains of the Twix in the Sherpa. It might stave off starvation whilst you're waiting for the AA man on the hard shoulder of the M5. At least you'll have a Porta Potti or whatever they're called.


anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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I think that doubles with the washing up bowl/pasta cooker.

dbdb

4,326 posts

173 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
Buying a BEIGE BL Sherpa camper is going to qualify me to be Emperor of Autoste for at least an afternoon, but, to anyone who is both here and there, please be schtum about this for a while longer if you don't mind.
I think it will! I like this. I'm not sure why I do, but I definitely do. I'm on Autoste, but I won't spoil your fun!

As an aside, I was tail gaited by a Sherpa the other night. I didn't think they had the performance.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Cheers! I hope that I will be able to drive this one like a tailgating van driver tosser, but somehow I doubt it!

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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My wife and I recently paid £79 for B&B in a first rate establishment with historically good poached eggs and smoked haddock for our brekkie .

We slept in a comfy bed and enjoyed a hot shower.

We did not have to empty the toilet.

We did not arrive in a beige commercial vehicle.

Get a grip.


V8 Fettler

7,019 posts

132 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Could gut the interior to carry several interesting offroad bikes.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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V8 Fettler said:
Could gut the interior to carry several interesting offroad bikes.
Why not just park them on the bed?

May I add that the van has a broken fuel gauge for extra white knuckle winnage when travelling in remote areas far from fuel stations (eg Buckinghamshire).