Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[DickyC]

It's dark, I'm waiting in the car park of Chieveley Services for an Albanian car dealer with a car load of Germans and I'm wearing pink socks.

[Bomma220]

Hit it

[Bobberoo99]

I'M HERE!!! now I'm off to bed as I have to be up at 4am, I just wanted to make sure I made it over to Vol30, i didn't want to miss you guys!!!

[J4CKO]

My face appears in this weeks Autocar...

Honest, if you can be bothered, play "wheres J4CKO" and post the picture, there is a prize, mainly that you get to see my picture, a heroic, slightly communistic pose with a hint of not that popular 80s band lead singer embarking on an ill fated solo career in 2004 publicity shot.

[DickyC]

I'm back home. The rendezvous worked flawlessly. It's amazing what you can do with discipline, training, silenced outboard motors and a rolled copy of Autocar.

My picture does not appear in this or any other week's Autocar.

[Pericoloso]

Thanks for hanging me out to ry on 29......

I was still posting my penultimate post about 10 minutes ago.

Flounce.

[Pericoloso]

First pic in 30.

Mortadella.
Not as nom as I expected.

Bologna sausage,from Marlia.

[GOG440]

Hello volume 30

[Dibble]

I’m here.

I don’t like the shouty ALL CAPS THREAD TITLE though. I know, snowflake.

[Bobberoo99]

Morning, that's a statement, because it is indeed morning and it's back to the usual Friday routine for me, I'm sat at the kitchen table with a bowl of granola and I can hear the mosquitoes circling, little bds!!!!

[DickyC]

It is a statement. It is a statement stating that I was starting the new volume with limited resources. Volume 30 was created n the dark, on my phone, in a car park using copy and paste where possible.

Aye thang yo.

[Bobberoo99]

Oh Dicky you're so down with the youngsters!!! I wish I was as gangster and with it!!
I have indeed got more bites on my arm, I'm starting to feel like a mobile blood bank!!!

[DickyC]

I blame Arthur Askey.

[Bobberoo99]

Why? Did he train a whole squadron of attack midges specifically to taunt me?? bd!!!!!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Hello? Where has everybody gone? Has Vol 29 been abandoned? Hello?


Hello?

[coopedup]

glenrobbo said:

Hello? Where has everybody gone? Has Vol 29 been abandoned? Hello?


Hello?

Morning Vol 30.........

[anonymous-user]

General Banter sets the scene
The jolly folk of TT being
A bunch of nutters from all walk
With light of humour and all talk
Now demobbed he sees the fun
His discharge was a messy one

And don’t put down that ‘safety’ cork

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh Dicky you're so down with the youngsters!!! I wish I was as gangster and with it!!
I have indeed got more bites on my arm, I'm starting to feel like a mobile blood bank!!!

Has the South Coast become some sort of Primordial Swamp, ravaged by insects and with little sign of evolution?

Thought so

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

Lest we forget, RIP General.

Ruskie Virgins?

[glenrobbo]

Ah, here you are.

General Banter, I salute you sir!
Shame about the accidental discharge though.

Well guys, thanks a lot for leaving me over there on Vol 29. all alone.
Why wasn't the call to "Action Stations!"; Man the Lifeboat!" and "Abandon Ship!" given?
Our command and control system has gone to pot lately.

I've just had to swim across the canal, and that water is a bit... err... murky, to say the least. Bleuurchh!


Anyway, I made it. Excuse me whilst I towel myself down. No peeking, I don't want anyone getting jealous!

Dicky, have you done a head count?
Maybe we should have Nonsequential tick us off on the Register.
There may be a few bodies unaccounted for...