Carol "nippy" Kirkwood

[V8mate]

captainzep said:

For the perverts out there thinking this post concerned nipples, a friend's, uncle's, dog's, vet's, aunty's, postman has apparently said that tscelebs is the forum to go to. [cough]

Apparently, I heard somewhere, can't remember where at all, that forum isn't accepting new members at the moment.

Edited by V8mate on Wednesday 30th July 16:55

[HRG]

Yugguy said:

She was at it again this morning, "It's a chillier start to the morning."

FFS love, fking "chilly" is when it's 5 degrees, not 18. It can't have been that cold I couldn't even see your nipples and I had a bloody look let me tell you.

Yeah, but she's got "one of those" voices... I reckon she'd be a right screamer

[Einion Yrth]

Yugguy said:

She was at it again this morning, "It's a chillier start to the morning."

FFS love, fking "chilly" is when it's 5 degrees, not 18. It can't have been that cold I couldn't even see your nipples and I had a bloody look let me tell you.

Need to get Hi Def Yugguy lad

[scoobykev15]

us poor buggers that have to watch tyne-tees tv would kill for someone that looks like that!we have to put up with a seventy year old j*ck who tells us to watch out for skitey bits in the winter.the residents of aberfeldy might know what skitey bits are but us mackems and geordies havent a clue!the only thing he has going for him is a combover which is nearly as bad as scargills.if you are reading this bob johnson,fking retire back to ochmasporran now and leave us alone

[forsure]

V8mate said:

captainzep said:

For the perverts out there thinking this post concerned nipples, a friend's, uncle's, dog's, vet's, aunty's, postman has apparently said that tscelebs is the forum to go to. [cough]

Apparently, I heard somewhere, can't remember where at all, that forum isn't accepting new members at the moment.

Edited by V8mate on Wednesday 30th July 16:55

I just heard that one.

There's always bapwatch.com. allegedly.

[scoobykev15]

anyway,you lot must be fussy bds,i would shag her

[V8mate]

forsure said:

V8mate said:

captainzep said:

For the perverts out there thinking this post concerned nipples, a friend's, uncle's, dog's, vet's, aunty's, postman has apparently said that tscelebs is the forum to go to. [cough]

Apparently, I heard somewhere, can't remember where at all, that forum isn't accepting new members at the moment.

Edited by V8mate on Wednesday 30th July 16:55

I just heard that one.

There's always bapwatch.com. allegedly.

Nah, I heard that site was rubbish

[sleep envy]

Yugguy said:

She was at it again this morning, "It's a chillier start to the morning."

FFS love, fking "chilly" is when it's 5 degrees, not 18. It can't have been that cold I couldn't even see your nipples and I had a bloody look let me tell you.

but we don't have wookie genes like you which give us a naturally glossy coat

[ironictwist]

• sighs

My expectations of this thread were too high I think, I feel cheated by that title! CHEATED I TELL YOU!

[EvoDelta]

I can't help but want to chop her head off, just so she would stop talking.

[ironictwist]

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

[Killer2005]

forsure said:

V8mate said:

captainzep said:

For the perverts out there thinking this post concerned nipples, a friend's, uncle's, dog's, vet's, aunty's, postman has apparently said that tscelebs is the forum to go to. [cough]

Apparently, I heard somewhere, can't remember where at all, that forum isn't accepting new members at the moment.

Edited by V8mate on Wednesday 30th July 16:55

I just heard that one.

There's always bapwatch.com. allegedly.

Needs more pictures of kate garraway

[EvoDelta]

ironictwist said:

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

No. Just do it with the volume off. Everyone's a winner.

[ironictwist]

EvoDelta said:

ironictwist said:

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

No. Just do it with the volume off. Everyone's a winner.

[elster]

ironictwist said:

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

Yes....VERY

[ironictwist]

elster said:

ironictwist said:

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

Yes....VERY

Having said though, NONE of the pictures on the net do her justice, or maybe I've got my rose tinted specs permanently on for her as I really fancy that accent more than her looks.



I think I've just declared that I need "help" :/

[Rofly Lollers]

ironictwist said:

I really fancy that accent more than her looks.

I think I've just declared that I need "help" :/

Guuuuuuuueeddddddddddddddddddddddd Merning!

It's "fresh" this morning, but muggy for some. Don't forget the "hum-dinger" showers in the afternoon.

[Kentish]

Rofly Lollers said:

ironictwist said:

I really fancy that accent more than her looks.

I think I've just declared that I need "help" :/

Guuuuuuuueeddddddddddddddddddddddd Merning!

It's "fresh" this morning, but muggy for some. Don't forget the "hum-dinger" showers in the afternoon.

I had to laugh at that this morning and just knew it would be on this thread before 8am

[Red Firecracker]

She's one of those people who seemingly can't breath in without drawing attention to it. Brown is another. Kirkwood makes a noise like she's gasping for breath after a long distance run. Brown just seems to dislocate his jaw, snake like.

Terrible woman.

[ironictwist]

Red Firecracker said:

She's one of those people who seemingly can't breath in without drawing attention to it. Brown is another. Kirkwood makes a noise like she's gasping for breath after a long distance run. Brown just seems to dislocate his jaw, snake like.

Terrible woman.

But it brings up an important potentially life changing question.

Carol Smiley or Carol Kirkwood? Who would you choose?