Problems with Friends Girlfriend

Problems with Friends Girlfriend

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TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

249 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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OR, perhaps we're looking at this all wrong?

Maybe you could have some fun with it? Not the nuts-in fun, but make her do stuff?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

250 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Dirty fking we.

She's got the morals of a pox riddled prostitute.

I bet she's been cocked more times than Dick Turpins pistols.





Get in there son, I bet she'll be the dirtiest shag you've ever had.

The Ben

1,623 posts

216 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Haing said what I said, she really is no good for your mate, so do him a service, or her as it were and nail her until she cannot walk...


You have saved him from getting hurt in the long run and you have got some pleasure at the same time!

og god I have gone into nailing my mates ex mode! get in!

Mr E

21,581 posts

258 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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a), e), c), f) and then d).

:?

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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TonyHetherington said:
OR, perhaps we're looking at this all wrong?

Maybe you could have some fun with it? Not the nuts-in fun, but make her do stuff?
scratchchin now your talking...

Hursty25

49 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Tell your mate what's going on. They'll split up, she can't care about him much by the sound of it anyway, so you'll be doing him a favour ;-) Then you'll be free to give her what she wants, which is a good seeing to, without her having to cheat on your mate.
You'll be doing the right thing, and doing her with a clear consciene! Win-Win....................oh if only life was that simple.

HRG

72,857 posts

238 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
Dirty fking we.

She's got the morals of a pox riddled prostitute.

I bet she's been cocked more times than Dick Turpins pistols.





Get in there son, I bet she'll be the dirtiest shag you've ever had.
I see the Relate training is really paying dividends...

MrV

2,748 posts

227 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Eddh said:
TonyHetherington said:
OR, perhaps we're looking at this all wrong?

Maybe you could have some fun with it? Not the nuts-in fun, but make her do stuff?
scratchchin now your talking...
Try the smutty pic's route ,you will soon find out if she is on a wind up or not smile

dan1981

17,351 posts

198 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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What's her email address?

patmahe

5,744 posts

203 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Ok - I've read about half the thread and am bored. Firstly if you don't know what to do in this situation you are a bad mate.

Its very simple if you are this guys friend then you need to tell him. I mean how desperate are you for a shag that you'd betray a mate for a fumble with a sg you've known for a month. At the very least tell the crazy bh to back the fk off and that you aren't interested and depending on how much you've already fked up the situation (what did you do to discourage this when it became clear it was getting out of hand?) tell your mate whats been going on.




Ry_B

2,256 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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How long have you known your mate for 7 years?

Not worth doing it mate for a one off or friendship, i know what i'd chose (and it wouldnt be the one off lol)

Swilly

9,699 posts

273 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Dont shag your friend's women...

Its not for your friends or for the women, its for you... have some self-respect and decency about you !!

... i'd be suprised if your mate and this girl stayed together for too long, and when they do split up she is going to be looking for that rebound...... thats where id place myself.

...because what is life without a bit of a thrill hehe

m4tthew

8,900 posts

201 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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The risk here is that if the OP chops her in to his mate, she may try and turn the tables round and say he was coming onto her.

Also

Kentish

15,169 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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This must be one of the worst "look at me, I'm a sexy stud" threads ever!

wink


Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Tell her your changing your number.

And giver her Rod Rammage's.

Eddh

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4,656 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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m4tthew said:
I'm not going to post any pictures I'm afraid, unless I manage to aquire some decent ones and then shop her to my mate wink

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

250 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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On a serious note.

Is it worth it?

She sounds like a nasty bit of work, and you will be too if you do it.

Where's your integrity? Be a man and tell her to fk off. unless you think you can make a go of it with her? She hardly sounds like the reliable type though does she?

If you do shag her and start seeing her, she'll be doing the same to you in a few months......

I'd cut all communication with her......NOW.

SpydieNut

5,794 posts

222 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Justayellowbadge said:
Tell her your changing your number.

And giver her Rod Rammage's.
actually, if you want to have some fun with her, PM her number to rod rammage and let him 'take over' as it were. he'll come on so strong she'll run away, terrified woo her sensitively. you're out of it and can tell you mate what a slut she is.

tonyvid

9,869 posts

242 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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MrV said:
Eddh said:
TonyHetherington said:
OR, perhaps we're looking at this all wrong?

Maybe you could have some fun with it? Not the nuts-in fun, but make her do stuff?
scratchchin now your talking...
Try the smutty pic's route ,you will soon find out if she is on a wind up or not smile
Now that is a good idea!

CrashTD

1,788 posts

203 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Tell your mate his missus is a sg. Then nail her.

I genuinely believe this hand on heart - if my OH was to cheat on me I would rather it was with a mate so at least they can get their nuts in.
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