Greatest quotes of all time
Discussion
Doing what I do and with the current financial goings on - I think one of the most appropriate quotes is by Mark Twain:
"A banker is the only person who will lend you an umberella - but wants it back when it starts to rain" (not word perfect)
Also I like:
"Early to bed, early to rise - work like hell and advertise". don't know who said this.
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - chances are it's fing duck" from Beer and Loating in the square mile.
"A banker is the only person who will lend you an umberella - but wants it back when it starts to rain" (not word perfect)
Also I like:
"Early to bed, early to rise - work like hell and advertise". don't know who said this.
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - chances are it's fing duck" from Beer and Loating in the square mile.
Edited by Mark H 1984 on Monday 20th October 11:55
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?
and
The high that proved too high, the heroic for earth too hard,
The passion that left the ground to lose itself in the sky,
Are music sent up to God by the lover and the bard;
Enough that he heard it once: we shall hear it by and by.
both
Robert Browning
Or what's a heaven for?
and
The high that proved too high, the heroic for earth too hard,
The passion that left the ground to lose itself in the sky,
Are music sent up to God by the lover and the bard;
Enough that he heard it once: we shall hear it by and by.
both
Robert Browning
Edited by XXVIII on Monday 20th October 12:47
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein
"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - Douglas Adams.
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
- Douglas Adams - THGTTG
"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up" - Oscar Wilde
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs, they treat us as equals"
- Winston Churchill
"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - Douglas Adams.
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
- Douglas Adams - THGTTG
"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up" - Oscar Wilde
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs, they treat us as equals"
- Winston Churchill
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet""They call me the velour fog"
Marf said:
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet""They call me the velour fog"
Clearly the first great philosopher of the 21st (31st?) Century
I prefer the older ones - but more recently I liked these!
"So I ran straight towards the guy, we're all trying to get a kick-in at him, take a boot to subdue the guy."
"Glasgow doesn't accept this. This is Glasgow; we'll set about ye."
"If any more extremists are still wanting to rise up and start trouble, know this: We’ll rise right back up against you. New York, Madrid, London, Paisley … we’re all in this together and make no mistake, none of us will hold back from putting the boot in."
and in relation to this.........
"What were Al Qaeda thinking when they attacked Glasgow Airport?
Let’s bring a Holy War to Glasgow?
We’re 400 years ahead of you lads, you haven’t even got yourselves a football team yet”
"So I ran straight towards the guy, we're all trying to get a kick-in at him, take a boot to subdue the guy."
"Glasgow doesn't accept this. This is Glasgow; we'll set about ye."
"If any more extremists are still wanting to rise up and start trouble, know this: We’ll rise right back up against you. New York, Madrid, London, Paisley … we’re all in this together and make no mistake, none of us will hold back from putting the boot in."
and in relation to this.........
"What were Al Qaeda thinking when they attacked Glasgow Airport?
Let’s bring a Holy War to Glasgow?
We’re 400 years ahead of you lads, you haven’t even got yourselves a football team yet”
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