Alan Partridge

[chunkymonkey71]

Which Alan Partridge series was best?

And what was the best bit?

[adycav]

"Read the small print in your cone-tract".

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Monkey Tennis anyone?

[Steamer]

DAN! DAN! DAN! He hasn't heard me.... DAN! DAN!

or

Alan, You Cant!

[pies1981]

Inner city sumo?

[pies1981]

Can i just shock you?...... I like wine!

[Super Bad]

"Smell my Cheese you Mother!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc

Edited by Super Bad on Thursday 29th January 16:08

[Gun_840]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo&feat...

"you're a mentalist"

[Steamer]

I know it wasnt exactly Alan Partridge - but i did (do) like Saxondale as well.

[Neil_H]

".....cock piss Partidge....."

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

That was classic intercourse Sonia

[pies1981]

Hello commuters with your computers!

[shirt]

adycav said:

"Read the small print in your cone-tract".

that, and this:

Alan: ’ello ‘ello ‘ello.
Dave: Yeah, I think you’re splitting hairs a little bit there, Alan –
Alan: Sorry, “splidding”?
Dave: Yeah, splitting, you know.
Alan: Sorry, it’s difficult to understand you when you say “splidding”, because I know in real life you say “splitting”. It’s interesting, the way you substitute a ‘d’ for a ‘t’ when you’re broadcasting. If you ask me, it’s the behaviour of a ‘dosser’.
Dave: A ‘dosser’?
Alan: Yes. A ‘dosser’ and a ‘dwad’.
Dave: Alan Partridge, there –
Alan: There’s others, aren’t there? There’s ‘didhead’, ‘dalendless shid’, and if the rumours are to be believed, you’re back on the ‘boddle’.
Dave: Er, this is ‘Einstein a Go-Go’.
Alan: ‘Gid’. That’s ‘git’.


the episode where he annoys the farmers is also class.

can't make my mind up as i did like the chat show, particularly the xmas special and alan's big pocket.

[dibbers006]

Gun_840 said:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo&feat...

"you're a mentalist"

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... I still chuckle about that to this day with my mates! Absolutely brilliant!!

[Carl_Spackler]

‘This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let's take a look...not a trace! Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

[L4URA]

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

[NiceCupOfTea]

<whilst impaled on a spike>
"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're going to have a good time..."

[TonyHetherington]

Got to be "I'm Alan Patridge".

I saw him at the Brixton Acadaemy end of last year - funny, but not as good as it could have been.

the series are frankly brilliant though. Truly brilliant.

Please, just keep quoting lines - it never gets boring

[Road Hog]

DONT RUB YA FANNY ON ME

[chunkymonkey71]

"We've got to get out of here Lynn, they're sex people...!"