Alan Partridge

[Neil_H]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8VAt5hO8s

[NiceCupOfTea]

Gents, any chance we could read the thread before falling over ourselves to post something that was posted half a page previously?

[chrisga]

NiceCupOfTea said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

BigBen said:

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

Sports Casual!!!

^^^^ 8 posts above yours!

Like i said in my post im sorry i didnt remember which episode it was form, which sketch and what the preceding 2 lines were. I said a different quote, be it from the same sketch. I also later apologised for getting my quote wrong as well when somebody else found it and posted the youtube link. So sorry once more if I do not have time to spend trailing through 8 pages of alan partridge quotes...

[mybrainhurts]

Famous Graham said:

As funny as bedtime with Jill is, the prep for it in the restaurant is sublime

From memory

Lynn - I'm getting a taxi and going your way, I could give you a lift
Alan - No, Jill's staying here tonight
Jill - I don't remember saying that??
Alan - Oh come on
Jill - Oh alright then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaKRHH6YgTY&NR=1

[NiceCupOfTea]

chrisga said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

BigBen said:

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

Sports Casual!!!

^^^^ 8 posts above yours!

Like i said in my post im sorry i didnt remember which episode it was form, which sketch and what the preceding 2 lines were. I said a different quote, be it from the same sketch. I also later apologised for getting my quote wrong as well when somebody else found it and posted the youtube link. So sorry once more if I do not have time to spend trailing through 8 pages of alan partridge quotes...

Keep your hair on chap!

I was talking to the last poster who had posted word for word what I had 8 posts previously.

But I would have thought if you're going to post on a thread it's just good manners to read what's been posted previously

[TomE]

Just to lift the mood slightly!

AP to lynne: Your hair looks snazzy... is that your mum's money coming through? All part of the bereavement dividend!

[Elskeggso]

TomE said:

Just to lift the mood slightly!

AP to lynne: Your hair looks snazzy... is that your mum's money coming through? All part of the bereavement dividend!

Also, "You look surprisingly cheerful considering it's the first anniversary of your mother's death"

[NiceCupOfTea]

"air-drumming" in the car while Lynn is at the grave! And beeping the horn when her 10 mins is up

[mybrainhurts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

[Distant]

mybrainhurts said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

Not seen that before, "terrierists!"

[dpbird90]

NiceCupOfTea said:

"air-drumming" in the car while Lynn is at the grave! And beeping the horn when her 10 mins is up

"The undeground lair of an evil genius, and then Dr No!"

[TedMaul]

Saw a blue Ford Probe on mway today and thought of PC Component Salesman Gareth Cheeseman. Think it was from Coogans Run which spawned Paul & Pauline Calf?? Sure someone will correct me....

[Famous Graham]

Distant said:

mybrainhurts said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

Not seen that before, "terrierists!"

The Day Today was excellent. Well worth looking up.

"That was liquid football!"

[TedMaul]

Famous Graham said:

Distant said:

mybrainhurts said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

Not seen that before, "terrierists!"

The Day Today was excellent. Well worth looking up.

"That was liquid football!"

"He's got goal pie all over his hands"

[Famous Graham]

TedMaul said:

Famous Graham said:

Distant said:

mybrainhurts said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

Not seen that before, "terrierists!"

The Day Today was excellent. Well worth looking up.

"That was liquid football!"

"He's got goal pie all over his hands"

Thought you might turn up when The Day Today was mentioned

[TedMaul]

THIS IS A WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elskeggso]

TedMaul said:

Famous Graham said:

Distant said:

mybrainhurts said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE&fea...

BOMBDOGS...

...oh, hell

Not seen that before, "terrierists!"

The Day Today was excellent. Well worth looking up.

"That was liquid football!"

"He's got goal pie all over his hands"

No no no, "The goalie's got football pie all over his shirt"

[Rob.]

NiceCupOfTea said:

"air-drumming" in the car while Lynn is at the grave! And beeping the horn when her 10 mins is up

Isn`t the sound of the horn for when he says "10 minutes Lynne"?

[Meeja]

Haven't read all of the thread, and I suspect it has already been posted....

"Lynn, I feel it is only fair to warn you..... I have popped out again...."

Closely followed by:

"Ah.... the boys are back in the barracks....."

Plus, from Knowing Me, Knowing You.....

You are a bloody **** (8'56" in)

Edited by Meeja on Friday 13th February 15:24

[CO2000]

Anybody have the KMKY Audio tapes or cd's ?


"And on that double.........vehicular...bombshell"