Are brake lights at junctions the new front fog lights?

Are brake lights at junctions the new front fog lights?

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Evanivitch

20,075 posts

122 months

Wednesday 5th June 2019
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meatballs said:
In my BMW auto if I hold my foot on the brake the stop/start kicks in, and I stop polluting the poor guy behind me. If I apply the handbrake and release the footbrake the engine kicks back in.

To release the footbrake and keep the engine off I have to put the car into Park (changing into neutral stars the engine). This isn't even documented in the owners manual - its not really intended by BMW to do it on the road.

To then set off again I have to put my foot back on the brake to engage drive, which if it was going to dazzle the person behind would be dazzling them just as we are setting off.

I'm aware, I wish the handbrake did leave the engine off, but part of the brake drum maintenance is to coast with the handbrake on slightly so maybe that prevented them from doing it?

N.b. you don't really want to be on the road in Park as the parking pawl isn't designed for a shunt from another vehicle and probably cause a lot more damage than a bumper.
A new Vauxhall Insignia I had behaved exactly like this.

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Wednesday 5th June 2019
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madmover said:
I frequently find myself questioning what people do to have such time on their hands....
Only when we're stuck behind idiots who don't know how to use a handbrake. wink

LeoSayer

7,306 posts

244 months

Thursday 6th June 2019
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Tony33 said:
olkswagen/Audi/Skoda/SEAT DSG
Brake to a stop
Engine stops (if stop/start decides it should be)
Handbrake auto engaged
Release footbrake.
Press throttle to start engine and set off
EVEN EASIER!
By design (check the handbook) BUT...
...the brake lights are illuminated as a "safety feature" so other cars know you are stopped!
My bold.

It's the footbrake (ie. pads on discs) that is auto-engaged, not the handbrake (EPB). Keeping the brake lights illuminated is therefore the logical thing to do.

I mentioned a few posts up how to work around this in VAG cars...

To avoid the brake lights remaining lit you can engage the electronic parking brake (EPB).
The EPB is automatically disengaged when you put your foot on the accelerator.

Unfortunately, different manufacturer have different approaches and Jag, in their infinite wisdom, decided that he engine should be restarted when your foot comes off the brake pedal even when the EPB is enagaged.


Edited by LeoSayer on Thursday 6th June 08:01

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Thursday 6th June 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Only when we're stuck behind idiots who don't know how to use a handbrake. wink
Wife struggles with handbrake and gear stick
Due to shoulder issue she is on a waiting list for fault finding.

We therefore replaced her car with an auto with EPB.
When I drive it I can't be arsed. Just put my foot on the brake. When she drives it she religiously puts the parking brake on.

Im guessing you prefer my wifes method ?

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Thursday 6th June 2019
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Pit Pony said:
I can't be arsed.
That edited quote epitomises everything wrong with the standard driving in the UK right now.

People don't indicate; because they can't be arsed.
People don't use the handbrake; because they can't be arsed.
People don't put their phone down; because they can't be arsed.
People don't go round mini-roundabouts; because they can't be arsed...


...and so on; and so on: and so on. Until they crash because they couldn't be arsed to stop at give way line, they hit a cyclist because they couldn't be arsed to wait more than a few seconds to overtake safely, they end up in prison for thirteen years because they couldn't be arsed to stay on the left side of of the road tuning a right hand blind bend and killed a family in a head on collision.

"I can't be arsed"

Is the reason Britain will never be Great again.

Boosted LS1

21,187 posts

260 months

Thursday 6th June 2019
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I fail to understand why it's suddenly become such complex thing, applying a handbrake. All the techno just befuddles people.

Gary C

12,431 posts

179 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Pit Pony said:
I can't be arsed.
That edited quote epitomises everything wrong with the standard driving in the UK right now.

People don't indicate; because they can't be arsed.
People don't use the handbrake; because they can't be arsed.
People don't put their phone down; because they can't be arsed.
People don't go round mini-roundabouts; because they can't be arsed...


...and so on; and so on: and so on. Until they crash because they couldn't be arsed to stop at give way line, they hit a cyclist because they couldn't be arsed to wait more than a few seconds to overtake safely, they end up in prison for thirteen years because they couldn't be arsed to stay on the left side of of the road tuning a right hand blind bend and killed a family in a head on collision.

"I can't be arsed"

Is the reason Britain will never be Great again.
What bks

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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Gary C said:
Liquid Knight said:
Pit Pony said:
I can't be arsed.
That edited quote epitomises everything wrong with the standard driving in the UK right now.

People don't indicate; because they can't be arsed.
People don't use the handbrake; because they can't be arsed.
People don't put their phone down; because they can't be arsed.
People don't go round mini-roundabouts; because they can't be arsed...


...and so on; and so on: and so on. Until they crash because they couldn't be arsed to stop at give way line, they hit a cyclist because they couldn't be arsed to wait more than a few seconds to overtake safely, they end up in prison for thirteen years because they couldn't be arsed to stay on the left side of of the road tuning a right hand blind bend and killed a family in a head on collision.

"I can't be arsed"

Is the reason Britain will never be Great again.
What bks
No he's right. I used to care. Now I don't.

Blame the lack of any world leaders with a spine.


DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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Pit Pony said:
No he's right. I used to care. Now I don't.

Blame the lack of any world leaders with a spine.
Thats a bigger issue, blame culture, its always someone elses fault.

Catatafish

1,361 posts

145 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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I'm amazed there is a subhuman offshoot species amongst us.

This weak-eyed human variant will astound and delight the anthropology community as they try to understand how this evolutionary dead-end persists in the gene pool.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

183 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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Catatafish said:
I'm amazed there is a subhuman offshoot species amongst us.

This weak-eyed human variant will astound and delight the anthropology community as they try to understand how this evolutionary dead-end persists in the gene pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E

That film should be part of the National Curriculum.

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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DoubleD said:
Pit Pony said:
No he's right. I used to care. Now I don't.

Blame the lack of any world leaders with a spine.
Thats a bigger issue, blame culture, its always someone elses fault.
It's my fault. Everything is my fault. If I'd gone into politics, instead of engineering, life would be great for everyone.
Sorry.

Tony33

1,104 posts

122 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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LeoSayer said:
Tony33 said:
olkswagen/Audi/Skoda/SEAT DSG
Brake to a stop
Engine stops (if stop/start decides it should be)
Handbrake auto engaged
Release footbrake.
Press throttle to start engine and set off
EVEN EASIER!
By design (check the handbook) BUT...
...the brake lights are illuminated as a "safety feature" so other cars know you are stopped!
My bold.

It's the footbrake (ie. pads on discs) that is auto-engaged, not the handbrake (EPB). Keeping the brake lights illuminated is therefore the logical thing to do.

I mentioned a few posts up how to work around this in VAG cars...

To avoid the brake lights remaining lit you can engage the electronic parking brake (EPB).
The EPB is automatically disengaged when you put your foot on the accelerator.

Unfortunately, different manufacturer have different approaches and Jag, in their infinite wisdom, decided that he engine should be restarted when your foot comes off the brake pedal even when the EPB is enagaged.
I referred to it as handbrake as that is what the OP was referring to. As you say cars are more sophisticated now. What I should have said in VW terms was the auto hold function which is an extension of the electronic parking brake will hold the car until the throttle is pressed. In layman's terms that is effectively the same as applying an old fashioned handbrake even if technically more involved smile

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Friday 7th June 2019
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Pit Pony said:
DoubleD said:
Pit Pony said:
No he's right. I used to care. Now I don't.

Blame the lack of any world leaders with a spine.
Thats a bigger issue, blame culture, its always someone elses fault.
It's my fault. Everything is my fault. If I'd gone into politics, instead of engineering, life would be great for everyone.
Sorry.
I'm sure that it's just coincidence but in 2 days one of my brake light bulbs had died twice.

Shifter1

1,079 posts

91 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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People are really bothered by brake lights? Never bothered me. Why is everybody so sensitive these days?

GW65

623 posts

206 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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Shifter1 said:
People are really bothered by brake lights? Never bothered me. Why is everybody so sensitive these days?
Because they don't have enough real problems so they like to moan about stuff that doesn't really matter smile But seriously, it is safer (and the "correct" way) to put the transmission in neutral and apply the handbrake - that way there's no chance of the vehicle moving if either your foot slides off the brake pedal or you ease pressure inadvertently. However, downside is that it takes a little longer to get moving once the lights change - generally not a big deal, but probably enough to annoy some other (or maybe the same?) people if you're first in the queue for a filter lane and as the light flicks to green (no amber warning) there's a delay while you react to the light, press the brake pedal, shift into D (I know there's no interlock, but it's never a good idea to rely on the parking brake to prevent a lurch as you shift into D), release the handbrake, then start to accelerate.

LeoSayer

7,306 posts

244 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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Shifter1 said:
People are really bothered by brake lights? Never bothered me. Why is everybody so sensitive these days?
You're clearly sensitive enough about the subject to reply to a month-old thread wink

Shifter1

1,079 posts

91 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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GW65 said:
Because they don't have enough real problems so they like to moan about stuff that doesn't really matter smile But seriously, it is safer (and the "correct" way) to put the transmission in neutral and apply the handbrake - that way there's no chance of the vehicle moving if either your foot slides off the brake pedal or you ease pressure inadvertently. However, downside is that it takes a little longer to get moving once the lights change - generally not a big deal, but probably enough to annoy some other (or maybe the same?) people if you're first in the queue for a filter lane and as the light flicks to green (no amber warning) there's a delay while you react to the light, press the brake pedal, shift into D (I know there's no interlock, but it's never a good idea to rely on the parking brake to prevent a lurch as you shift into D), release the handbrake, then start to accelerate.
I drive a manual as still do a lot of people around here.

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Monday 15th July 2019
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Just a little point some of you have raised about being held up a fraction of a second while someone does a start with a handbrake.

You do realise you are not supposed to go until the vehicle in front of you has right?

I don't know how you ever passed a test but if something as simple as "Do not try to occupy a space that isn't there" appears to be beyond your capabilities you may want to think about getting a bus pass.

If I'm behind someone at a set of lights I always leave a gap and hardly even look at the lights. I pay attention to the vehicle ahead and surrounding traffic. When they go I can go. Never before. Sometimes depending on the conditions I even wait to ensure a two or more second gap before I set off. That way I won't end up blocking a box junction, pedestrian crossing or if they have any kind of issue (that has happened before) I have room to stop safely.

Idiots who go on green even though there are vehicles ahead of them and simply have to get through the light are the type of impatient cretins who sit on the brake pedal and clutch to save a precious fraction of a second or so.

They're the ones who will tailgate you. Completely unaware of anything outside their pathetic little world other than you. Then they will either overtake (seldom with any regard to their safety or anyone else on the road) if you have the audacity to stick to the speed limit or eventually move back just in time for the next light. They will try to go though on amber even if you are stopping in front of them. Emergency stop, horn blasting and hand gestures while sat millimeters from the back of your car until they try to go on the "a" of the amber/red again (even though you are still in front of them and haven't moved yet).


BertBert

19,039 posts

211 months

Monday 15th July 2019
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This is just the most awesome thread.

You certainly have some fervour there Mr Knight. I'm just wondering what the difference is between us. I suspect I drive in the same country as you and on similar roads. It just doesn't seem such a terrible place to me. I just seem to be able to drive round without being troubled by all the cretinous behaviour. I think I can only remember one 'stopping at lights' incident ever. (in close to 40 years behind the wheel). I can't even remember having to go through on amber to avoid the risk of a tailgater not stopping.

I just don't seem to find it as hard or as irritating as you do. Each to their own.

Happy driving
Bert