How England Won the Ashes in Australia - 2010/11

How England Won the Ashes in Australia - 2010/11

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IforB

9,840 posts

229 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Good to see that some Aussies can still catch an England batsman...

chimster

1,747 posts

209 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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IforB said:
Good to see that some Aussies can still catch an England batsman...
Saw what you did there... very good laugh

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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IforB said:
Good to see that some Aussies can still catch an England batsman...
hehe


Black can man

31,833 posts

168 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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IforB said:
Good to see that some Aussies can still catch an England batsman...
rofl

Gargamel

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14,974 posts

261 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Shame he wasn't nicked at 227 kph - I think that was the number last time he was caught

chimster

1,747 posts

209 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Gargamel said:
Shame he wasn't nicked at 227 kph - I think that was the number last time he was caught
Bet they would love to lock him up until say the 3rd of Jan copwhistle

5pen

1,888 posts

206 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Beardy10 said:
According to this Johnson is back in with Hilfenhaus also likely

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/mitchel...
Is Shaun Tait out of the picture now? He was certainly quick, if a little erratic.

MikeyT

16,518 posts

271 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Cooky said:
tattoo ridden gaylord
hehe

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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MikeyT said:
Cooky said:
tattoo ridden gaylord
hehe
Not all of them have tattoos.

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/sh...

After 2 hours in make-up:

"Grrr. Oi weeuld moi silvah bet loike Thor's hemmer."




Mod Edit - Changed to link before anyone gets gaydar warnings at work tomorrow.

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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captainzep said:
"Grrr. Oi weeuld moi silvah bet loike Thor's hemmer."
good saffa accent, keep practicing. smile

bandit

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
captainzep said:
"Grrr. Oi weeuld moi silvah bet loike Thor's hemmer."
good saffa accent, keep practicing. smile

bandit
Sorry. I struggle to convey 'camp' and 'aussie' at the same time.

Aaaanyway, you're supposed to retort "what were you surfing to find that? -Dinkum ute mate bonzer mate?" -And immediately question my sexuality.

-Whereupon I reply "It's the first pic to come up when you google 'blonde + tits'"

You've ruined everything.

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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captainzep said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
captainzep said:
"Grrr. Oi weeuld moi silvah bet loike Thor's hemmer."
good saffa accent, keep practicing. smile

bandit
Sorry. I struggle to convey 'camp' and 'aussie' at the same time.

Aaaanyway, you're supposed to retort "what were you surfing to find that? -Dinkum ute mate bonzer mate?" -And immediately question my sexuality.

-Whereupon I reply "It's the first pic to come up when you google 'blonde + tits'"

You've ruined everything.
rofl

I thought Beefy came up as top hit for that search? He must have dropped a few kg's huh?

Those pix are pretty bad though frown wtf was he thinking? Looks like a bad patrick swayze gay tribute gone wrong.

But hey - while blokes like you buy that shizz to hang on the back of the dunny door, sportsmen with more braun that brain will keep doin it! wink

hehehe... and please don't use the words Camp & Ute in the same post unless you are talking about a good place to set up for the night before you head out on a pig shoot. Most poms still call them "pick ups" as far as I understand? I always borrow my mates V8 Holden Ute when I come over to UK for a visit, it's a chuckle looking at all the people on the road going WTF is that????? Suprised Vauxhall havnt looked at bringing them in cos I reckon they'd go OK over there as a low volume import. Heaps of fun to hoon around in and you can chuck the missus and the sink in the back and shut the lid smile

bandit

Edited by Aussies122Poms98 on Thursday 9th December 21:11

custardtart

1,725 posts

253 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
I always borrow my mates V8 Holden Ute when I come over to UK for a visit, it's a chuckle looking at all the people on the road going WTF is that????? Suprised Vauxhall havnt looked at bringing them in cos I reckon they'd go OK over there as a low volume import. Heaps of fun to hoon around in and you can chuck the missus and the sink in the back and shut the lid smile

bandit
The reason they didn't import them was the fact the trays weren't galvanised so would have stood up to a British winter worse than a Crim batsmen to an English bowler in an Ashes series (well a 2010 one anyway) winkbiggrin

unrepentant

21,255 posts

256 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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custardtart said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
I always borrow my mates V8 Holden Ute when I come over to UK for a visit, it's a chuckle looking at all the people on the road going WTF is that????? Suprised Vauxhall havnt looked at bringing them in cos I reckon they'd go OK over there as a low volume import. Heaps of fun to hoon around in and you can chuck the missus and the sink in the back and shut the lid smile

bandit
The reason they didn't import them was the fact the trays weren't galvanised so would have stood up to a British winter worse than a Crim batsmen to an English bowler in an Ashes series (well a 2010 one anyway) winkbiggrin
Better off with a Camaro anyway. wink

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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custardtart said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
I always borrow my mates V8 Holden Ute when I come over to UK for a visit, it's a chuckle looking at all the people on the road going WTF is that????? Suprised Vauxhall havnt looked at bringing them in cos I reckon they'd go OK over there as a low volume import. Heaps of fun to hoon around in and you can chuck the missus and the sink in the back and shut the lid smile

bandit
The reason they didn't import them was the fact the trays weren't galvanised so would have stood up to a British winter worse than a Crim batsmen to an English bowler in an Ashes series (well a 2010 one anyway) winkbiggrin
rust is lighter = goes quicker smile

bandit

IforB

9,840 posts

229 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Does anyone know if you can watch the Victoria Vs England game somewhere on t'internet? Sky don;t seem to be showing it and my normal streaming sites seem to not have it.

Zad

12,698 posts

236 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Having just recommended Priscilla Queen of the Desert as a musical, I think its safe to say they have camp guys in Aus (although in real life I cant think of any less camp blokes). www.aussiebum.com is very popular, but then is www.wickedweasel.com (see how I balanced those out...)

ETA: NSFW, but you should know that by the names...

Edited by Zad on Friday 10th December 04:10

WorAl

10,877 posts

188 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Zad said:
Can you fall in love with a website?

Cooky

4,955 posts

237 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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WorAl said:
Zad said:
Can you fall in lovebecome obsessed with a website?
Oh my Eye! bounce

custardtart

1,725 posts

253 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Zad said:
Not much grass on that wicket!