How England Won the Ashes in Australia - 2010/11

How England Won the Ashes in Australia - 2010/11

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custardtart

1,709 posts

188 months

Tuesday 7th December 2010
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I'll go for Tremlett to start in Perth as it will suit his extra height and bounce.

Bresnan offers great batting but it seems England aren't really in need of another good batsmen biggrin

We might get to see Shahzad at Sydney, I like his agression and he gets a bit of swing.

MikeyT

13,582 posts

206 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
Absolutely brilliant!

Bing o

15,184 posts

154 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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MikeyT said:
Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
Absolutely brilliant!
Missed off Rolf Harris, but bloody funny none the less!

custardtart

1,709 posts

188 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Bing o said:
MikeyT said:
Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
Absolutely brilliant!
Missed off Rolf Harris, but bloody funny none the less!
Times correspondent and multiple Sports Writer of the Year award winner Simon Barnes has also nicked it for an article in The Australian newspaper biggrin

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/austral...

fathomfive

8,828 posts

125 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Chris Evans ran with Shane Warne contemplating a return to Test Cricket this morning.
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el stovey

23,983 posts

198 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
the australian said:
DONALD Bradman! Gough Whitlam! Rupert Murdoch! Rolf Harris! Ned Kelly! Dame Edna! Crocodile Dundee! Kylie Minogue! We have beaten them all!

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, can you hear me? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, your boys took one hell of a beating!
hehe

Andy Zarse

10,744 posts

182 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Bing o said:
MikeyT said:
Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
Absolutely brilliant!
Missed off Rolf Harris, but bloody funny none the less!
And Dame Edna and a few other Aussie cross dressers like Ian Chappell

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Right.. back to civilisation after my time away... as I said at beginning of day 5 (before the inevitable) congrats to the soapshy for an utter beating handed to us! Well deserved.

Welcome and equal congrats to all the NEWBIES to this thread. Like the one who's 1st post has launched straight into John's ENG/SA tag. don't go there knackers!! been covered already champ.

Well my Eng/Oz role reversal nightmare continues and I hope for the sake of the series that we take some feckin action and kick ourselves up the arse and turn it around at the WACA. If we just bend over like you guys did last time you were here and get buttfked 4-0 then that is tragic.


Thanks for saving me the copy & paste as I am now rightfully erased from the pre-ashes prediction table.

Nout more to say really, bring on the barrage (I sure as st would!), make hay while the sun shines fellas as we all know where the "norm" is for English Sport and, more inevitabley than death & taxes,you will be back in mediochrity central sooner or later smile


bandit

PS.. Cooky mate, you forgot Nicole Kidman. although I wouldn't fk her with your dick

Edited by Aussies122Poms98 on Wednesday 8th December 08:56

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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st.. just realised, the soapdodgers can't win more than one more test this series. PH formatting etc dictates not enough characters available in the name field for the poms to have 100 or more wins.

frownbandit

custardtart

1,709 posts

188 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
st.. just realised, the soapdodgers can't win more than one more test this series. PH formatting etc dictates not enough characters available in the name field for the poms to have 100 or more wins.

frownbandit
No probs if you use Crims122Poms101 biggrin

Gizmo!

18,150 posts

144 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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el stovey said:
Cooky said:
HSVGTSCoupe can you hear me, Can you hear me HSVGTS?
Kylie Minogue! Steve Irwin! Holly Valance! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Ian Thorpe! Mrs. Mangel! Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

rofl
the australian said:
DONALD Bradman! Gough Whitlam! Rupert Murdoch! Rolf Harris! Ned Kelly! Dame Edna! Crocodile Dundee! Kylie Minogue! We have beaten them all!

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, can you hear me? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, your boys took one hell of a beating!
hehe
Guys... Paraphrasing that is hardly new. I posted something similar on facefock myself when we beat them in the T20. (Remember that?)

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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custardtart said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
st.. just realised, the soapdodgers can't win more than one more test this series. PH formatting etc dictates not enough characters available in the name field for the poms to have 100 or more wins.

frownbandit
No probs if you use Crims122Poms101 biggrin
that'll work
(keep dreamin wink )

If symbols were allowed it might end up as stuck@122poms101!
bandit

garyhun

25,503 posts

163 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
Welcome and equal congrats to all the NEWBIES to this thread. Like the one who's 1st post has launched straight into John's ENG/SA tag. don't go there knackers!! been covered already champ.
Couldn't give a st if it's been covered before. Just get your facts right chump...it's ENGLAND! As in ENGLAND 1, CRIMS 0 smile

custardtart

1,709 posts

188 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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garyhun said:
c said:
Welcome and equal congrats to all the NEWBIES to this thread. Like the one who's 1st post has launched straight into John's ENG/SA tag. don't go there knackers!! been covered already champ.
Couldn't give a st if it's been covered before. Just get your facts right chump...it's ENGLAND! As in ENGLAND 1, CRIMS 0 smile
Easy tiger, without Aussies122Poms98 there's be no Aussies in here with a sense of humour to bash biggrin

RichB

40,480 posts

219 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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custardtart said:
garyhun said:
c said:
Welcome and equal congrats to all the NEWBIES to this thread. Like the one who's 1st post has launched straight into John's ENG/SA tag. don't go there knackers!! been covered already champ.
Couldn't give a st if it's been covered before. Just get your facts right chump...it's ENGLAND! As in ENGLAND 1, CRIMS 0 smile
Easy tiger, without Aussies122Poms98 there's be no Aussies in here with a sense of humour to bash biggrin
That's true, because our resident expert and professional cricketer Aussies3Eng/SA1 seems to have disappeared. Perhaps he's gone to get some batteries for his calculator because he sure can't do mental arithmetic. hehe

Beardy10

15,273 posts

110 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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I reckon it's harder predicting who will be wearing the baggy green at The WACA than the series score.

I mean where do they start ?

Hughes for Katich ?
Do they drop North?
Doherty surely has to go. Which spinner ?
Hilfenhaus and Johnson back in contention according to the press?

The only bowler who you'd put money on is Harris...Bollinger has to go and Siddle hasn't looked remotely threatening since day 1 at The Gabba.

Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Beardy10 said:
The only bowler who you'd put money on is Harris...Bollinger has to go and Siddle hasn't looked remotely threatening since day 1 at The Gabba.
Nah mate - you dont realise how much depth Australian bowling has. Time to call on the big guns my friend...






garyhun said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
Welcome and equal congrats to all the NEWBIES to this thread. Like the one who's 1st post has launched straight into John's ENG/SA tag. don't go there knackers!! been covered already champ.
Couldn't give a st if it's been covered before. Just get your facts right chump...it's ENGLAND! As in ENGLAND 1, CRIMS 0 smile
Looks like Great Great Uncle Atilla's attitude runs in the family hey newbie? Can't fight genetics at the end of the day. If you're born without a sense of humour it's not like you can grow one. Now go and have your monthly bath and try & think of somthing funny to say.

bandit

garyhun

25,503 posts

163 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
Looks like Great Great Uncle Atilla's attitude runs in the family hey newbie? Can't fight genetics at the end of the day. If you're born without a sense of humour it's not like you can grow one. Now go and have your monthly bath and try & think of somthing funny to say.

bandit
Ouch... biggrin


Aussies122Poms98

2,535 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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garyhun said:
Aussies122Poms98 said:
try & think of somthing funny to say.
Ouch... biggrin
good start , getting there


bandit

Cooky

4,939 posts

172 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Aussies122Poms98 said:
PS.. Cooky mate, you forgot Nicole Kidman. although I wouldn't fk her with your dick
welcome back me old mucker, have to agree there although Horlics and Digestive are still more than adequate for this aged Pom.

Daily Telegraph today, still utterences of a Warne comeback....oh dear! is the cupboard really so bare?

Edited by Cooky on Wednesday 8th December 12:26