Middle lane idiot

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MightyBadger

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1,948 posts

50 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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L1OFF

3,362 posts

256 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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On the M27 a couple of years ago (before it became "smart" and seems to be a permanent 60 limit) Volvo XC90 in the outside lane (only him and me as far as the eye could see). I was on the inside lane pulled over to the outside lane and flashed him, he moved to the middle lane and then back to the outside after I had passed. Weird.

Canon_Fodder

1,770 posts

63 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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The white BMW driver has been called out for hogging the middle lane on the empty M5

That sentence doesn't make sense. But then it is the Sun


PorkInsider

5,888 posts

141 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Canon_Fodder said:
The white BMW driver has been called out for hogging the middle lane on the empty M5

That sentence doesn't make sense. But then it is the Sun
Indeed.

Also, "called out..." the refrain of utter 'tards.

DaveH23

3,235 posts

170 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Perhaps we need to start errecting signs like this.


FatboyKim

2,283 posts

30 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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L1OFF said:
On the M27 a couple of years ago (before it became "smart" and seems to be a permanent 60 limit) Volvo XC90 in the outside lane (only him and me as far as the eye could see). I was on the inside lane pulled over to the outside lane and flashed him, he moved to the middle lane and then back to the outside after I had passed. Weird.
Very common on the North Circular/A406 and the A13 into the utter toilet that is East London. Lane discipline is absolutely atrocious, but one only has to get a glimpse of the offending driver to understand the problem. They are completely oblivious to the myriad cars flashing their lights and undertaking them at speed in frustration, and will absolutely stick to 50mph no matter what.

Most drivers on the motorways seem to believe that lane 1 is the 'lorry lane', and the outside lane is the 'fast' lane, and must be used if you are traveling 'fast', such is the general intelligence level of most of the population, it would seem.

ridds

8,217 posts

244 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Roadworks
50mph limit
5am
No hardshoulder
No other traffic

MLMs are idiots but that's probably the best place to be in that situation.

OutInTheShed

7,584 posts

26 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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MightyBadger said:
Maybe, maybe not.
Pic is taken from a bridge, so maybe it's around a junction?
one of my pet hates is people moving to the left lane just before a junction where people want to join....

The worst cases are where MLMs inconvenience other people.
If there's nobody else wanting to use the lane you're in, there's no real problem.
Until someone comes from behind at speed of course!

Maybe the surface on the left lane is knackered?
I have noticed that in a few places on the bike and joined the middle lane traffic.

Hoofy

76,351 posts

282 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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I see it all the time, and not even doing close to the speed limit so people are overtaking on both sides.

Weirdly, they are all Priuses. confusedwink

SS2.

14,462 posts

238 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Canon_Fodder said:
The white BMW driver has been called out for hogging the middle lane on the empty M5
Not Gary Lineker driving, then.

av185

18,511 posts

127 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Olivia Burke who wrote the article for that newspaper clearly needs educating lane three is not the fast lane.

I actually drove slowly in one once.

Zarco

17,840 posts

209 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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OutInTheShed said:
MightyBadger said:
Maybe, maybe not.
Pic is taken from a bridge, so maybe it's around a junction?
one of my pet hates is people moving to the left lane just before a junction where people want to join....

The worst cases are where MLMs inconvenience other people.
If there's nobody else wanting to use the lane you're in, there's no real problem.
Until someone comes from behind at speed of course!

Maybe the surface on the left lane is knackered?
I have noticed that in a few places on the bike and joined the middle lane traffic.
Yeah right!! laugh

Oilchange

8,460 posts

260 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Don't see a problem, empty motorway!

If there were cars waiting behind him and he was doing 60, yep, numpty, get left.

But there aren't and he's probably only there because the inside lane's is so rutted it's sending him sideways.

I do it when the car tramlines but get out of the way when cars approach behind.

LeoSayer

7,304 posts

244 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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FatboyKim said:
Very common on the North Circular/A406 and the A13 into the utter toilet that is East London. Lane discipline is absolutely atrocious, but one only has to get a glimpse of the offending driver to understand the problem. They are completely oblivious to the myriad cars flashing their lights and undertaking them at speed in frustration, and will absolutely stick to 50mph no matter what.
As much as I don't like middle lane hogs at least they're predictable, don't break the speed limit and don't try to intimidate other drivers.

Derek Smith

45,654 posts

248 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Oilchange said:
Don't see a problem, empty motorway!

If there were cars waiting behind him and he was doing 60, yep, numpty, get left.

But there aren't and he's probably only there because the inside lane's is so rutted it's sending him sideways.

I do it when the car tramlines but get out of the way when cars approach behind.
I was in a police Volvo V5 Turbo, at speed, on an almost empty M23. We were in the middle lane, Fair enough, there was little likelihood of anyone coming up behind at the speed we were doing, but the driver's thinking was that if there's a sudden loss of pressure in on tyre, he'd have more chance of holding the car from the middle lane.

The fastest I've ever been on a road was in another V5 Turbo. We were circa 145 at times. There was traffic around and the driver stuck to the middle lane. Traffic was slow to pull over, despite the blues, and we frequently slowed. If the car in front stuck to the middle lane then it was evidence that they hadn't seen us and a car passing at over twice their speed was felt to be dangerous.

I'm with you, if there's no traffic and the inside lane is rutted, the middle lane for me.

James6112

4,341 posts

28 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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L1OFF said:
On the M27 a couple of years ago (before it became "smart" and seems to be a permanent 60 limit) Volvo XC90 in the outside lane (only him and me as far as the eye could see). I was on the inside lane pulled over to the outside lane and flashed him, he moved to the middle lane and then back to the outside after I had passed. Weird.
I expect he did it, purely to annoy you wink

2 GKC

1,896 posts

105 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Canon_Fodder said:
The white BMW driver has been called out for hogging the middle lane on the empty M5

That sentence doesn't make sense. But then it is the Sun
Why does that not make sense?

Avenicus

386 posts

44 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Derek Smith said:
if there's no traffic and the inside lane is rutted, the middle lane for me.
Good point about the state of the inside lane on majority of motorways!

Gareth79

7,666 posts

246 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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On the 4-lane southern stretch of the M25 the current lane usage seems to be:

- Lane 1: HGVs
- Lane 2: Cars driving as slowly as HGVs but who don't think they are
- Lane 3: MLMs (maybe being undertaken by lanes 1 and 2)
- Lane 4: Everybody else trying to make progress

Randy Winkman

16,127 posts

189 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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PorkInsider said:
Canon_Fodder said:
The white BMW driver has been called out for hogging the middle lane on the empty M5

That sentence doesn't make sense. But then it is the Sun
Indeed.

Also, "called out..." the refrain of utter 'tards.
"Drivers furious" apparently. But there aren't actually any other drivers there are just people moaning on Twitter.