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Pommygranite

14,250 posts

216 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Ade07 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Ade07 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Ade07 said:
Absolutely love my job, I'd have to really as some working days are 14 hours long. I'm self employed and I source residential properties for private investors. Running around sourcing properties, project managing the refurbishments and then renting them out, busy times!
Sorry, Ade. You're an Estate Agent.
Estate Agent! Ha, couldn't be further from the truth! Part of the company is managing & letting yes, but not estate agency.
Really?

So if I said you were the Dark Lord of the Sith, currently orbiting the forest moon of Endor, that would be closer to the truth?

If I suggested that you were serving with special forces in Afghanistan? Or serving Burgers at Newport Pagnell services?

Bus driver? Porn star? IT support bod? High court judge? Venezualean trauma surgeon? Unicorn trainer to the Pixie King?

Just about every convceivable occupation with the exception of yours is further from the truth.
Richard, you made the assumption that I'm an estate agent, I put you right that I'm not an estate agent. Simples.
From wiki:

An estate agent is a person or business that arranges the selling, renting or management of properties, and other buildings, in the United Kingdom and Ireland.


Mate, you're a fking estate agent.

Mr Happy

5,695 posts

220 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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I started my job, thinking woohoo but now, with the loss of most of my friends coupled with the lack of any form of social life means that I pretty much can't face getting up in the mornings.

I'm a rep, most people (on here anyway) would probably love a driving job - the freedom of the open road etc, but the flip side is that it is soul destroying, you're on your own for 8-9 hours a day, you have to be on top form all the time while driving because you could kill someone if you made a mistake, you see so much fktardery from the general public that you become desensitised to it and it can just suck the very life from your veins.

Edited by Mr Happy on Sunday 5th August 14:13

Ade07

489 posts

167 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Pommygranite said:
Ade07 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Ade07 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Ade07 said:
Absolutely love my job, I'd have to really as some working days are 14 hours long. I'm self employed and I source residential properties for private investors. Running around sourcing properties, project managing the refurbishments and then renting them out, busy times!
Sorry, Ade. You're an Estate Agent.
Estate Agent! Ha, couldn't be further from the truth! Part of the company is managing & letting yes, but not estate agency.
Really?

So if I said you were the Dark Lord of the Sith, currently orbiting the forest moon of Endor, that would be closer to the truth?

If I suggested that you were serving with special forces in Afghanistan? Or serving Burgers at Newport Pagnell services?

Bus driver? Porn star? IT support bod? High court judge? Venezualean trauma surgeon? Unicorn trainer to the Pixie King?

Just about every convceivable occupation with the exception of yours is further from the truth.
Richard, you made the assumption that I'm an estate agent, I put you right that I'm not an estate agent. Simples.
From wiki:

An estate agent is a person or business that arranges the selling, renting or management of properties, and other buildings, in the United Kingdom and Ireland.


Mate, you're a fking estate agent.
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

169 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Ade07 said:
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers
No offence intended but that just sounds like another way of describing estate agents. It's like how car salesmen calls themselves "Automotive Consultant Executives" (A.C.E).


Mr Happy

5,695 posts

220 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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crazy about cars said:
Ade07 said:
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers
No offence intended but that just sounds like another way of describing estate agents. It's like how car salesmen calls themselves "Automotive Consultant Executives" (A.C.E).
For what it's worth, it looks to me like an estate agent works on behalf of the person who owns the property, trying to secure as high a price for the property as they can, whereas a buying agent works on behalf of the prospective buyer of the property, trying to secure as low a price for the property as they can.

The only similarities there are the use of the word "agent".

Ade07

489 posts

167 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Mr Happy said:
crazy about cars said:
Ade07 said:
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers
No offence intended but that just sounds like another way of describing estate agents. It's like how car salesmen calls themselves "Automotive Consultant Executives" (A.C.E).
For what it's worth, it looks to me like an estate agent works on behalf of the person who owns the property, trying to secure as high a price for the property as they can, whereas a buying agent works on behalf of the prospective buyer of the property, trying to secure as low a price for the property as they can.

The only similarities there are the use of the word "agent".
^^^^ At last, well said! Exactly this, an estate agent works on behalf of the seller, a sourcing agent works on behalf of the buyer.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Mr Happy said:
crazy about cars said:
Ade07 said:
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers
No offence intended but that just sounds like another way of describing estate agents. It's like how car salesmen calls themselves "Automotive Consultant Executives" (A.C.E).
For what it's worth, it looks to me like an estate agent works on behalf of the person who owns the property, trying to secure as high a price for the property as they can, whereas a buying agent works on behalf of the prospective buyer of the property, trying to secure as low a price for the property as they can.

The only similarities there are the use of the word "agent".
Apart from when your buying agent charges a percentage of the purchase price. In which case they are simply known as 'shyster'.

sunoco69

5,274 posts

165 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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V8mate said:
Apart from when your buying agent charges a percentage of the purchase price. In which case they are simply known as 'shyster'.
woohoo

Ade07

489 posts

167 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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V8mate said:
Mr Happy said:
crazy about cars said:
Ade07 said:
From wiki:
Buying agents (also known as relocation agents or property search agents) is a term used in the UK to describe people acting as agents on behalf of a buyer and not the seller, as do traditional Estate agents whose job is to obtain the maximum price for a property for the seller. Buying agents represent the buyer's interests and normally undertake negotiations on their behalf to acquire a property for the best possible price and terms. A buying agent should provide the following services. They should be finding property from the whole of the Market and making sure that the properties they show their clients are not only suitable but are good examples of both quality and value.

Hope this helps you understand the difference between a sourcing/buying agent and an estate agent. Cheers
No offence intended but that just sounds like another way of describing estate agents. It's like how car salesmen calls themselves "Automotive Consultant Executives" (A.C.E).
For what it's worth, it looks to me like an estate agent works on behalf of the person who owns the property, trying to secure as high a price for the property as they can, whereas a buying agent works on behalf of the prospective buyer of the property, trying to secure as low a price for the property as they can.

The only similarities there are the use of the word "agent".
Apart from when your buying agent charges a percentage of the purchase price. In which case they are simply known as 'shyster'.
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused

Ade07

489 posts

167 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused
Just trying to explain that of course I charge a percentage of the purchase price, that's how I get paid for the service provided.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused
Just trying to explain that of course I charge a percentage of the purchase price, that's how I get paid for the service provided.
And I'm saying that there's a massive conflict of interest in employing someone to get me the lowest possible price, when that agent's personal remuneration is predicated on the highest purchase price.

Ade07

489 posts

167 months

Sunday 5th August 2012
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V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused
Just trying to explain that of course I charge a percentage of the purchase price, that's how I get paid for the service provided.
And I'm saying that there's a massive conflict of interest in employing someone to get me the lowest possible price, when that agent's personal remuneration is predicated on the highest purchase price.
Ah yes, but you really need to understand the process before making comments about the remuneration payable.

I mainly buy repossessed properties from auction on behalf of clients. A maximum bid price is agreed with the client but I receive a commission based on the ACTUAL purchase price, not the maximum bid agreed.
A recent example; maximum bid price agreed on a 2 bed terrace property 56k, managed to purchase the property for 41k, I receive a percentage based on the 41k not the 56k.

NobleGuy

7,133 posts

215 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused
Just trying to explain that of course I charge a percentage of the purchase price, that's how I get paid for the service provided.
And I'm saying that there's a massive conflict of interest in employing someone to get me the lowest possible price, when that agent's personal remuneration is predicated on the highest purchase price.
Ah yes, but you really need to understand the process before making comments about the remuneration payable.

I mainly buy repossessed properties from auction on behalf of clients. A maximum bid price is agreed with the client but I receive a commission based on the ACTUAL purchase price, not the maximum bid agreed.
A recent example; maximum bid price agreed on a 2 bed terrace property 56k, managed to purchase the property for 41k, I receive a percentage based on the 41k not the 56k.
Oh my..."No, I'm better than an estate agent. I am! I'm not even one. Look, the way I get paid proves it."
OK, get over it. Would you be happy with "Glorified Estate Agent" hehe

Landlord

Original Poster:

12,689 posts

257 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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NobleGuy said:
Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
V8mate said:
Ade07 said:
That has to be the funniest comment ever. So, I'll just work for the fun of it then, why on earth would I expect to be paid? After that comment I presume you also work full time totally free of charge? Well done you!
confused
Just trying to explain that of course I charge a percentage of the purchase price, that's how I get paid for the service provided.
And I'm saying that there's a massive conflict of interest in employing someone to get me the lowest possible price, when that agent's personal remuneration is predicated on the highest purchase price.
Ah yes, but you really need to understand the process before making comments about the remuneration payable.

I mainly buy repossessed properties from auction on behalf of clients. A maximum bid price is agreed with the client but I receive a commission based on the ACTUAL purchase price, not the maximum bid agreed.
A recent example; maximum bid price agreed on a 2 bed terrace property 56k, managed to purchase the property for 41k, I receive a percentage based on the 41k not the 56k.
Oh my..."No, I'm better than an estate agent. I am! I'm not even one. Look, the way I get paid proves it."
OK, get over it. Would you be happy with "Glorified Estate Agent" hehe
Exactly. Does it really fking matter?

Can we just get back on topic.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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Landlord said:
Can we just get back on topic.
Shhh! We'd found someone to attack.

PH mob attack > on-topic thread

Landlord

Original Poster:

12,689 posts

257 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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V8mate said:
Shhh! We'd found someone to attack.

PH mob attack > on-topic thread
hehe To be honest, it was aimed at the defence more than the attack. wink

good40

286 posts

144 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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I am puzzled why it bother's him so much that he has to post & paste crap here to prove he is not an Estate Agent ?? You clearly believe that you are above Estate Agents then ? Massive inferiority complex, OK your a phone jockey at an auction WOW !

NobleGuy

7,133 posts

215 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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good40 said:
I am puzzled why it bother's him so much that he has to post & paste crap here to prove he is not an Estate Agent ?? You clearly believe that you are above Estate Agents then ? Massive inferiority complex, OK your a phone jockey at an auction WOW !
Was thinking the very same hehe

sunoco69

5,274 posts

165 months

Monday 6th August 2012
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Wow, what did i miss?

I can't even pop to the loo to have a huge estate agent without world war 3 being declared on here!