Things you hate about Job Adverts/Recruitment

Things you hate about Job Adverts/Recruitment

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dibblecorse

6,875 posts

192 months

Tuesday 1st June 2021
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Ones I hate:

A Player
Ninja
Rockstar
Evangelist
Guru
Disruptor
A Game
Culture Complimentor
Ability to wrangle ideas
Idea machine

There are many others, and I'm in recruitment

dudleybloke

19,820 posts

186 months

Tuesday 1st June 2021
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I wonder if anyone has actually turned up for interview wearing a ninja costume?

InitialDave

11,899 posts

119 months

Tuesday 1st June 2021
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xx99xx said:
'£competitive'
Oh, that one's easy, just assume it won't be.

InitialDave

11,899 posts

119 months

Tuesday 1st June 2021
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dibblecorse said:
Ones I hate:

A Player
Ninja
Rockstar
Evangelist
Guru
Disruptor
A Game
Culture Complimentor
Ability to wrangle ideas
Idea machine
Not Steve Miller's best work, I have to say.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 1st June 2021
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“Must be passionate about....” for serving in a burger joint.

MrsMiggins

2,809 posts

235 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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xx99xx said:
'£competitive'

Just list a bloody salary range or a minimum and avoid wasting everyone's time.
This all day long. Why is it so hard to say what the pay is? I don't go to work every day for love of the company.

zax

1,009 posts

263 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Thought leader. I never trust anyone who calls themselves, or requests me to be, a thought leader.

MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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InitialDave said:
xx99xx said:
'£competitive'
Oh, that one's easy, just assume it won't be.
"As little as we can get away with paying you"

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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zax said:
Thought leader. I never trust anyone who calls themselves, or requests me to be, a thought leader.

Sounds like a position with the North Korean government.

LosingGrip

7,817 posts

159 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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xx99xx said:
'£competitive'

Just list a bloody salary range or a minimum and avoid wasting everyone's time.
This was my biggest annoyance!

Stupidly long adverts and buzzwords in them as well annoy me me. And a list of benefits that I wouldn’t say are benefits but the minimum required.

Although I did see a job that said you are able to get a Blue Light Card (discount for emergency services). Was actually the best benefit listed...can save a bloody fortune!

nealeh1875

1,149 posts

92 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Are they also trying to make the term ''Recruiter'' obsolete and sound fancy now ?

I had a message off someone the other day who is a ''Talent Acquisition Executive''

skinnyman

1,638 posts

93 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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I work for a FTSE100 company, we have an internal jobs board, I'll often browse the listings and the 'position role' section is filled with so much corporate spiel bullst that I can read the whole thing and still not have a bloody clue what the actual job is.

BritishBlitz87

658 posts

48 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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The fact that basic shelf stacking/customer service roles nowadays seem to have two methods of recruitment.

Fill out three 50 question tests, submit a full CV tailored to the job, manually re-enter all of your qualifications and work experience from your CV that I've literally just submitted into an application form than never bloody works properly, then write two sides of A4 about why you would love to ork at (insert rubbish retail chain here)

Or:

"My mate needs a job"
"Great, send him in for an interview"

I'm not bitter, I got my first job through the latter method. hehe

MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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skinnyman said:
I work for a FTSE100 company, we have an internal jobs board, I'll often browse the listings and the 'position role' section is filled with so much corporate spiel bullst that I can read the whole thing and still not have a bloody clue what the actual job is.
...and then, when you contact the internal recruiter, they don't know either....

Sporky

6,238 posts

64 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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zax said:
Thought leader. I never trust anyone who calls themselves, or requests me to be, a thought leader.
I got called that once when I was a panelist at a trade show.

I was rather upset by it. I do honest work!

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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InitialDave said:
Not Steve Miller's best work, I have to say.
This deserved acknowledgement. smile

okgo

38,035 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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InitialDave said:
Oh, that one's easy, just assume it won't be.
No job that pays properly ever lists the salary.

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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okgo said:
InitialDave said:
Oh, that one's easy, just assume it won't be.
No job that pays properly ever lists the salary.
This is total bullst though. There are very few things you can buy in this world that truly deserve to be price on application and a job is not one of them

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Saw this the other day. Reverse finance internship. That’s a new one on me

Sycamore

1,780 posts

118 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Not an advert, but I'd assume their adverts would be similar to those mentioned in this thread.

I visited an architects practice in London for a meeting and there was a sign upon entering the building, left for reception, right for the "imagination centre". Architects can be rather kooky people.