Things you hate about Job Adverts/Recruitment

Things you hate about Job Adverts/Recruitment

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okgo

37,999 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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craigjm said:
This is total bullst though. There are very few things you can buy in this world that truly deserve to be price on application and a job is not one of them
That as maybe, but salaries are strange things, lots of people can be put off even applying to things if they deem themselves not to be 'worth' it. I think on balance, at a certain level, its fine not to list it. More often than not if I ask the question of the recruiter they come back with quite a broad scale, and most of the time it is in-line with expectation. And often you can negotiate above these scales anyway. I don't claim to be a rarity in any sense but if companies are spending a lot of cash and you've beaten the rest of the pool of interviewee's then the flex that exists in terms of paying for you is quite large, and listing a job with a range of tens of thousands isn't that useful.

bigandclever

13,775 posts

238 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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craigjm said:


Saw this the other day. Reverse finance internship. That’s a new one on me
That did the rounds ages ago and is fake smile

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39,817 posts

196 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Mr E said:
InitialDave said:
Not Steve Miller's best work, I have to say.
This deserved acknowledgement. smile
Indeedy biggrin

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196 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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okgo said:
InitialDave said:
Oh, that one's easy, just assume it won't be.
No job that pays properly ever lists the salary.
The ones that pay "PH properly" won't say "competitive" either.

okgo

37,999 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Countdown said:
The ones that pay "PH properly" won't say "competitive" either.
I got "competitive total reward" on a job spec the other day, not megabucks, but probably more than the majority earn, so I do think leaving it open is fine. For reasons stated. I asked what they had in mind (as I'm nosey, I had no intention of going for it, just good to know what the market is doing), and he came back with a medium spread that was pretty on the money for the role in question.

craigjm

17,938 posts

200 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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okgo said:
craigjm said:
This is total bullst though. There are very few things you can buy in this world that truly deserve to be price on application and a job is not one of them
That as maybe, but salaries are strange things, lots of people can be put off even applying to things if they deem themselves not to be 'worth' it. I think on balance, at a certain level, its fine not to list it. More often than not if I ask the question of the recruiter they come back with quite a broad scale, and most of the time it is in-line with expectation. And often you can negotiate above these scales anyway. I don't claim to be a rarity in any sense but if companies are spending a lot of cash and you've beaten the rest of the pool of interviewee's then the flex that exists in terms of paying for you is quite large, and listing a job with a range of tens of thousands isn't that useful.
The problem is that you make certain assumptions about salary based on role title and sometimes it can be very wrong. I saw a Vice President role the other day that looked like it should be paying £150k plus from what they were asking and, for once, this did have a salary listed and it was 70k. Not the kind of salary I would expect from that title, and the role description of what they wanted come to that. But at least they were honest with the salary

craigjm

17,938 posts

200 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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bigandclever said:
craigjm said:


Saw this the other day. Reverse finance internship. That’s a new one on me
That did the rounds ages ago and is fake smile
So it is having looked it up. I am glad of that. Internships are bad enough as it is

okgo

37,999 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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craigjm said:
The problem is that you make certain assumptions about salary based on role title and sometimes it can be very wrong. I saw a Vice President role the other day that looked like it should be paying £150k plus from what they were asking and, for once, this did have a salary listed and it was 70k. Not the kind of salary I would expect from that title, and the role description of what they wanted come to that. But at least they were honest with the salary
There are always outliers of course.


anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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OTE is as bad as £competitive.
Minimum wage unless you can sell a completely unrealistic amount of our rubbish.

okgo

37,999 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Cliffe60 said:
OTE is as bad as £competitive.
Minimum wage unless you can sell a completely unrealistic amount of our rubbish.
Wrong on all counts, obviously.

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

46 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Pay scales that say something like 19-27 grand.

Basically meaning if you are exceptional we will pay praps 25, but what we really want is a kid.

Over complicated job descriptions, especially true of MoD places.

Pictures in adverts in papers of the Asian woman in a turban police uniform, basically telling you if you fit this profile you have a high chance of getting the job, because no-one fitting this profile works here!

ShinyPsyduck

216 posts

108 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Asking for X years of experience in a certain niche role.

Gargamel

14,974 posts

261 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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nealeh1875 said:
Are they also trying to make the term ''Recruiter'' obsolete and sound fancy now ?

I had a message off someone the other day who is a ''Talent Acquisition Executive''
I assume you don't get headhunted often, has been the industry standard term for about 20 years now.

Gargamel

14,974 posts

261 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Naturally people want the job adverts to stand out, be different and attractive. So the hyperbole goes up and the 'creative' style annoys some folks.

PH does a great line in angry and annoyed - so hardly surprising.

Must admit - ninja etc wind me up too.


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196 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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LukeBrown66 said:
Pay scales that say something like 19-27 grand.

Basically meaning if you are exceptional we will pay praps 25, but what we really want is a kid.
i think those are a good idea. Firstly they let the Applicant know that there's scope for negotiation. Secondly it gives the Hiring Manager the flexibility to appoint who they think is best value for money. I dislike paying a new recruit the same money as someone who has been there 3/5/20 years just because the payscale is fixed. I'd much rather have the flexibility to pay people in accordance with what i think they are worth to the Company.

dibblecorse

6,875 posts

192 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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Salaries on jobs are driven by industry culture, in the world I work (SaaS, Cloud, Big Data, Business App Services) then they are NEVER in the job ad, those in the industry know roughly what the bands are for any given role from BDR (Biz Dev rep) through to Strategic / Global Account Directors (managing huge income accounts such as a Diageo, Barclays, Pfizer) so there is really is no need.

Rarely do people make a transition from another industry to tech within the sales organisations, once you are into G&A functions, finance, legal etc then they are less about the industry and more about the skills and you will see movement from supply side to client side etc, but even then those markets know their value, as do the end clients.

If you need to know the salary for one of our roles then you don't really know the market, if you don't know the market then your chances of success are quite slime.

I can count on one hand in the last ten years where I have had a large enough disconnect between candidate desire and company budget to allow a top notch candidate to walk, I also know in those rare cases where they have ended up and quite often its earlier stage / greater risk opportunities that will pay their premium, those same people have also had limited tenures as those opportunities don't always swim but sink.

I cover package and expectation in every first call, we get the candidates desire then rate the candidate against the budget and a cost / benefit analysis of that candidate against the role we have open, I have many many genuine cases where I have gone ot bat for a candidate within the business because their desire is below the pay window, no salary on an ad, doesn't mean a crap salary.

redrabbit29

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1,344 posts

133 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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I was looking at Microsoft roles a while back. I noticed many of them said:

"A real obsession for helping our customers"

Seriously. If you have this obsession then I'd hate to work with you. I'd also imagine clients would get sick of it.

Why can't jobs just be worded normally

dibblecorse

6,875 posts

192 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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redrabbit29 said:
I was looking at Microsoft roles a while back. I noticed many of them said:

"A real obsession for helping our customers"

Seriously. If you have this obsession then I'd hate to work with you. I'd also imagine clients would get sick of it.

Why can't jobs just be worded normally
To be a first grade customer success manager at MSFT you need exactly that, its not a role for the lethargic .... just as an example.

CharlieCrocodile

1,191 posts

153 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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CoolHands said:
How about this for wky bks, on an advert in my field I clicked on recently

ad said:
..Sitting within this function, the Business Intelligence team provides critical data oriented services that underpin the operations of the Trust, this criticality is only increasing. The team manages the Trust's Data Lake, supporting the Trust’s appetite for...
My bold
You do know that Data Lake is a Microsoft Azure product don't you? Or is there a whoosh parrot coming my way?

Anyway, looking for roles at the moment on linkedin, hardly any have salaries listed which is annoying in the extreme.

okgo

37,999 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2021
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CharlieCrocodile said:
You do know that Data Lake is a Microsoft Azure product don't you? Or is there a whoosh parrot coming my way?

Anyway, looking for roles at the moment on linkedin, hardly any have salaries listed which is annoying in the extreme.
How do you have no idea what you are worth? That seems mad to me.