Private revenge
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Once upon a time I was with a lass who was so jealous she would start foaming at the mouth if I mentioned I cadged a fag off a female a decade ago.
Many years before I met her I was mates with a South American lass who gave me an Andean hat type thing that never fitted. I once let slip that I actually knew this person and my beloved went bright red and started rolling on the floor.
For her birthday I gave her the hat. She loved it. I loved knowing that she loved it and where it came from. Had she ever discovered its origin I'm sure she would've knifed me to death and boiled her own head.
What revenge have you gotten against people that only you know about?
Many years before I met her I was mates with a South American lass who gave me an Andean hat type thing that never fitted. I once let slip that I actually knew this person and my beloved went bright red and started rolling on the floor.
For her birthday I gave her the hat. She loved it. I loved knowing that she loved it and where it came from. Had she ever discovered its origin I'm sure she would've knifed me to death and boiled her own head.
What revenge have you gotten against people that only you know about?
Reported an untaxed vehicle belonging to local bellend to that DVLA site a few years back.
Only time I've ever done anything like this. I am generally a quite tolerant individual who will give people a million and one chances. Sadly, you will occassionally encounter individuals who go beyond this. Including the tool in question I can count them on one hand through my entire life.
The drip, drip, drip effect of him being an obnoxious, entitled, inconsiderate arse over the years finally built up - the opportunity to give some back arose and was fully grasped with both hands.
Never thought anything would come of it but apparently it was towed one morning while I was out, he was apparently on the pavement wailing and having a massive hissy fit. Sad I wasn't there to see it
Only time I've ever done anything like this. I am generally a quite tolerant individual who will give people a million and one chances. Sadly, you will occassionally encounter individuals who go beyond this. Including the tool in question I can count them on one hand through my entire life.
The drip, drip, drip effect of him being an obnoxious, entitled, inconsiderate arse over the years finally built up - the opportunity to give some back arose and was fully grasped with both hands.
Never thought anything would come of it but apparently it was towed one morning while I was out, he was apparently on the pavement wailing and having a massive hissy fit. Sad I wasn't there to see it
You need to be of a certain age to understand/appreciate this probably as it took place in ~1962/3:
At the age of about 9/10, we had a class bully who demanded our chocolate/pocket money and beat us if we refused ('We' being be bestest mate and I)
Becoming fed up with this, we stumbled across an idea and put it into practice. Knowing he would steal chocolate from us, we implanted dozens of Beechams Pills into a fruit and nut bar (they are/were fairly strong laxative pills, but absolutely tiny - 1mm-1.5mm diameter). We had to soften the chocolate first, and re-wrap it ever so carefully, but *Bingo*
The results were spectacularly worthwhile; the following day, he repeatedly asked to go to the toilet, and was sent home straight after lunch and remained off school for over a week. The grapevine told us that he'd never been so ill before in his life. We were sooo sorry...
At the age of about 9/10, we had a class bully who demanded our chocolate/pocket money and beat us if we refused ('We' being be bestest mate and I)
Becoming fed up with this, we stumbled across an idea and put it into practice. Knowing he would steal chocolate from us, we implanted dozens of Beechams Pills into a fruit and nut bar (they are/were fairly strong laxative pills, but absolutely tiny - 1mm-1.5mm diameter). We had to soften the chocolate first, and re-wrap it ever so carefully, but *Bingo*
The results were spectacularly worthwhile; the following day, he repeatedly asked to go to the toilet, and was sent home straight after lunch and remained off school for over a week. The grapevine told us that he'd never been so ill before in his life. We were sooo sorry...
A business deal with someone who turned out to be a complete and utter a
hole. I'm not writing everything on an internet forum but when I saw first hand the utterly cretinous behaviour with clients I screwed them over for a whole year. From what I gather this put them out the game completely.
I'm a fairly easy going bloke, live and let live, I like to see people succeed and do well but when someone tries ripping people off worst, letting customers down for some strange kick I thought it was time for a bit of vengeance.
Not my proudest moment but I'd do the same again.
hole. I'm not writing everything on an internet forum but when I saw first hand the utterly cretinous behaviour with clients I screwed them over for a whole year. From what I gather this put them out the game completely.I'm a fairly easy going bloke, live and let live, I like to see people succeed and do well but when someone tries ripping people off worst, letting customers down for some strange kick I thought it was time for a bit of vengeance.
Not my proudest moment but I'd do the same again.
There was a classic thread about this. The one that springs to mind was the guy who sold his house before getting divorced...It must be in the dusty library somewhere...
Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Edited by juice on Tuesday 18th February 21:01
juice said:
There was a classic thread about this. The one that springs to mind was the guy who sold his house before getting divorced...It must be in the dusty library somewhere...
Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
OOoo I remember that one now... that was some whole different level of revenge.Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Edited by juice on Tuesday 18th February 21:01
Steamer said:
juice said:
There was a classic thread about this. The one that springs to mind was the guy who sold his house before getting divorced...It must be in the dusty library somewhere...
Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
OOoo I remember that one now... that was some whole different level of revenge.Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Edited by juice on Tuesday 18th February 21:01
juice said:
There was a classic thread about this. The one that springs to mind was the guy who sold his house before getting divorced...It must be in the dusty library somewhere...
Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Originally here: click.Edited. Here it is
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
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