Ask a Russian Oligarch's Superyacht crew anything...

[justaninnocenthenchman]

Except who do you work for. Or the name of the boat. Apart from that anything.

[595Heaven]

When are you going to scuttle it?

[justaninnocenthenchman]

595Heaven said:

When are you going to scuttle it?

When they stop paying us.

[CarCrazyDad]

You work on a super yacht?

What's it like? A day in the life?

[justaninnocenthenchman]

CarCrazyDad said:

You work on a super yacht?

What's it like? A day in the life?

Not like below decks. Professional, dedicated and enthusiastic individuals from all backgrounds, united by a passion for adventure and self development. Hard work, but offers opportunities to experience things not available to most. Essentially a 9-5 without guests, and 24/7 with them.

[rigga]

What's the salary like?

[QuattroDave]

How many days a year do you get inconvenienced by having the owner onboard.

Apart from keeping it ship shape what else do you do with the time you're waiting for guests to be onboard?

[vindaloo79]

When refuelling or mooring up has there been any difficulties if it was known to be a Russian vessel ?

[anonymous-user]

Is it very distracting to have super model quality ladies constantly sunbathing on the deck?

[steveo3002]

Joey Deacon said:

Is it very distracting to have super model quality ladies constantly sunbathing on the deck?

and do you ever see them in the nip?

[justaninnocenthenchman]

rigga said:

What's the salary like?

Very good.

[justaninnocenthenchman]

QuattroDave said:

How many days a year do you get inconvenienced by having the owner onboard.

Apart from keeping it ship shape what else do you do with the time you're waiting for guests to be onboard?

For us 30-60 days. Maintenance, upgrades and cleaning mostly. Training with 3rd party providers too.

[Truckosaurus]

What port that owners love do the crews hate?

And, which port that owners hate do the crews love?

[boyse7en]

Ever had someone blag their way onboard?

Is your cabin big enough to swing a cat, or are you bunked up with several sweaty sailors?

[donkmeister]

Ever had one of the YouTuber yacht people do a tour?

I quite like seeing what those yachts are like inside (would much prefer having the means to own one, mind!)

Ever been in Monaco for the GP?

[The spinner of plates]

Is the captain ex-military?

[CheesecakeRunner]

What would be the best way for a secret agent to escape the boat after being told your employer’s evil world domination plans?

[Getragdogleg]

Can you answer the super model question ?

[sherman]

Has it ever been scraped or crashed into another boat or harbour when parking/leaving.
If so what were the consequences? Gulag?

[Harry H]

What's the split in use between coke and hooker parties as opposed to quiet family time ?