Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[Poisson96]

craigjm said:

I see the word SALAD mentioned seven times!

I doubt it's proper salad.

Also, me and the OH are staying with her grandparents in Skegvegas. We came back to an empty flat ready to watch GBBO and then they staggered in drunk and pretty much demanded us to get everyone a takeaway (them paying) . This is what happened. I think the Exxon Valdez dropped less oil. Still tasted good as a second tea, they wouldn't know as they didn't even eat any of theirs. Apparently this is normal

[ambuletz]

that pizza looks great, love indie pizzas when they're done right. they almost remind me of pizza hut as a kid (expect pizza hut doesn't remind me of that anymore). i feel like i know exactly how that's going to taste/smell.

[Poisson96]

It was decent. My local place in Sheffield (Marantos, Birley Moor Road) smash it out of the water in quality though. Still, free nice pizza is hard to beat.

[eskidavies]

I haven’t had pizza In a long time ,local place does a great Donner pizza,also cool is the pissed up grand parents bit, can’t imagine my gran Rip,coming in falling about “order some filth ,I’m fking starving “.

[Poisson96]

eskidavies said:

Coming in falling about “order some filth ,I’m fking starving “.

Tbh replace filth with food and its pretty much word for word. Absolutely hilarious to watch.

[FiF]

eskidavies said:

I haven’t had pizza In a long time ,local place does a great Donner pizza,also cool is the pissed up grand parents bit, can’t imagine my gran Rip,coming in falling about “order some filth ,I’m fking starving “.

Unless the sort who become Grandparents in their thirties. No nasturtiums being cast there Poisson old bean.

Looks like a decent filthy post session pizza though.

[Poisson96]

The GFs family is quite young, the grandparents are around 60 ish. No worries FiF. The microwaved pizza remains are being consumed by me without getting out of nightclothes watching Jezza Kyle. Proper FILTH.

[thetapeworm]

A return to burgers.



"Lakers Burger"

"Three chargrilled burgers with melted cheese,bacon and LA style sweet chilli sauce".

£6.80 with seasoned fries.

[ApOrbital]

Looks good for the money.

[Poisson96]

Just arrived at Shanghai takeaway in Ingoldmells and ordered the Supreme Salt And Pepper Munchie Box for £12.50. Should be fun.

[DoctorX]

Here’s one taker for the ‘Crunchy Box’ from a few pages back. Nice review!

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/a3q5kk/i-destro...

[Poisson96]

From my last post. It was actually quite nice.

[-01SQ-]

Poisson96 said:

From my last post. It was actually quite nice.

YES

That plate in the background looks so insignificant in comparison. Also feel your approach of attack it with a spoon while your companion pisses about with a knife and fork should receive the respect it deserves .

[DoctorX]

Nah that’s a hand job, surely?

[tobinen]

Medium chips and mixed shell fish stuff pre-dressing

£6.80

[Poisson96]

The plate in the back of my shot is normal full size and they load them well. Cutlery was abandoned and fingers were used.

[eskidavies]

Poisson96 said:

From my last post. It was actually quite nice.

That looks the bollux,was there any involvement from the drunken oldies,

[FiF]

eskidavies said:

Poisson96 said:

From my last post. It was actually quite nice.

That looks the bollux,was there any involvement from the drunken oldies,

That does indeed look the dog's wossnames. Personally would have liked some rice with sweet and sour sauce stirred in to heap the mixture onto prawn crackers, perhaps in a side bowl. Crumbs if my dear old Mum or Uncle Sid were still alive and living in Chapel St Leonards in retirement, I'd be off to Skegvegas like a shot after asking which takeaway.

[thetapeworm]

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/takeaw...

This seems to happen a lot up here, the lamb suppliers let them down and they just happen to have a bit of "personal use" beef in the shop to keep the customer happy.

A few of my local takeaways sell a "meat" curry rather than being too specific, I'd thought this was because it was hogget or mutton so they couldn't call it "lamb" but now I think about it it's probably beef or even goat. Either way it's usually tender and tasty enough, some transparency would be nice though.

[C70R]

I actually had to check whether the colour saturation of my monitor was right, because everything was looking so beige. Excellent work.