Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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rsbmw

2,243 posts

41 months

Monday 3rd December
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carinatauk said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
kev1974 said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
Tea!
can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo
It was supposed to be korma sauce
Vomit it is then
I need to know what's going on on the left plate. Clockwise I make it

Veg pakora
Chicken pakora
Dosa (?)
Sheekh Kebab (?)
Doner
Random slice of something?
Chicken tikka

Stockman14

31 posts

6 months

Monday 3rd December
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The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.




rsbmw

2,243 posts

41 months

Monday 3rd December
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Floral plate and a fork. Where did I leave that popcorn emoticon.

ambuletz

7,267 posts

117 months

Monday 3rd December
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Stockman14 said:
The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.
marry her now.

Coin Slot.

2,792 posts

99 months

Monday 3rd December
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Over the years there's been a real power shift in the filth stakes, it used to be Cotti I seem to remember, Gallardoguy appeared out of nowhere and took up the greasy gauntlet with his catering sized casserole dishes, I had a damn good go one year with something like 100 orders on Just-Eat, then Roper 'came from behind' when I stepped down and then more recently Eski popped up and became grand champion.

Sterling effort sir. cool
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Trustmeimadoctor

3,990 posts

91 months

Monday 3rd December
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rsbmw said:
carinatauk said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
kev1974 said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
Tea!
can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo
It was supposed to be korma sauce
Vomit it is then
I need to know what's going on on the left plate. Clockwise I make it

Veg pakora
Chicken pakora
Dosa (?)
Sheekh Kebab (?)
Doner
Random slice of something?
Chicken tikka
Onion bahji
Chicken pakora
No idea
Sheekh kebab
Donner
fk knows
Chicken tikka

Stockman14

31 posts

6 months

Monday 3rd December
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rsbmw said:
Floral plate and a fork. Where did I leave that popcorn emoticon.
Rose gold coloured fork as well!! rolleyes

Stockman14

31 posts

6 months

Monday 3rd December
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ambuletz said:
Stockman14 said:
The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.
marry her now.
yes Done!

eskidavies

2,642 posts

95 months

Tuesday 4th December
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Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in


craigjm

8,582 posts

136 months

Tuesday 4th December
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eskidavies said:
Cheesy bacon box thing



Eaten on my living room floor as I’ve taken sofa to tip awaiting new one ,only there’s a kfc not far down road
What did you think to KFC’s “new fries”

Cotty

33,091 posts

220 months

Tuesday 4th December
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eskidavies said:
Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in

Trouble is it won't go though the dishwasher. You need something like a Mason Cash bowl.

SpeckledJim

16,115 posts

189 months

Tuesday 4th December
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eskidavies said:
Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in

My Sun Wah chilli oil would make a disastrous mess of that.

(Incidentally, takeaway fans, Sun Wah chilli oil is the absolute dog's bks. I'm consuming it by the half-pint. No personal connection other than being a raving, raving fan).

SmoothCriminal

2,248 posts

135 months

Tuesday 4th December
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ambuletz said:
iwantagta said:
ambuletz said:
Has anyone tried the chicken BigTasty at McDs? Might get myself this for lunch along with the normal (beef) Big Tasty.
Yep - didnt rate it.
Beef is much better.
I agree. just had it for lunch. disappointing as it's two strips of chicken in the bun. regular beef one is better.
No one should ever order the limited edition chicken burgers from mcdo they're an absolute piss take 2 chicken selects chucked in a bun

WCZ

6,002 posts

130 months

Tuesday 4th December
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new kfc fries are decent

eskidavies

2,642 posts

95 months

Tuesday 4th December
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Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in


WCZ

6,002 posts

130 months

Wednesday 5th December
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you posted the same thing 12 hours before, all this takeaway is getting to your head!

thetoxicnerve

20,387 posts

113 months

Wednesday 5th December
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WCZ said:
new kfc fries are decent
Agree. I like them a lot...perhaps a little too much /fatknacker.

craigjm

8,582 posts

136 months

Wednesday 5th December
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thetoxicnerve said:
WCZ said:
new kfc fries are decent
Agree. I like them a lot...perhaps a little too much /fatknacker.
Yea I think so too but I can’t help thinking that the old ones would have been fine if they had cooked them long enough at the right temperature and in small batches. Wonder how long until back to their old ways and the new ones become limp and served cold because they cook loads when they are not busy

eskidavies

2,642 posts

95 months

Wednesday 5th December
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craigjm said:
eskidavies said:
Cheesy bacon box thing



Eaten on my living room floor as I’ve taken sofa to tip awaiting new one ,only there’s a kfc not far down road
What did you think to KFC’s “new fries”
Much better if mcd’s upgrade theirs now all will be good

eskidavies

2,642 posts

95 months

Wednesday 5th December
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WCZ said:
you posted the same thing 12 hours before, all this takeaway is getting to your head!
fk not sure what happened there,takeaways have Taken over ,Help! confused