Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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vaud

50,467 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2020
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craigjm said:
This would seal it for me. Having spent lots of time in South Africa where granted labour is cheap being used to hand cut proper chips in just about everywhere bar KFC and McDonalds it annoys me in the U.K. that frozen fries and oven chips are everywhere
A lot of fish and chip shops cut their own.

craigjm

17,951 posts

200 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2020
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vaud said:
craigjm said:
This would seal it for me. Having spent lots of time in South Africa where granted labour is cheap being used to hand cut proper chips in just about everywhere bar KFC and McDonalds it annoys me in the U.K. that frozen fries and oven chips are everywhere
A lot of fish and chip shops cut their own.
Yes absolutely. I meant general sit down and eat restaurants and take outs like kebabs shops etc. Besides chip shops and the likes of 5 guys fresh chips is extremely rare in the general industry.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2020
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BertieWooster said:
I think the sandwiches are around 2,000 calories each. The dessert is what interests me the most but I feel that I need to eat the sandwich first to justify it!
Deep fried desserts? Sure you didnt end up in Scotland by mistake?

BrabusMog

20,145 posts

186 months

Wednesday 4th March 2020
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kowalski655 said:
BertieWooster said:
I think the sandwiches are around 2,000 calories each. The dessert is what interests me the most but I feel that I need to eat the sandwich first to justify it!
Deep fried desserts? Sure you didnt end up in Scotland by mistake?
hehe

Dermot O'Logical

2,578 posts

129 months

Wednesday 4th March 2020
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Can I just say that I love this thread, but having been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last year (although I'm marginal), my days of dirty takeaways may be over.

Just the occasional cod 'n chips now. Easy on the chips.

Keep up the good work!

Greshamst

2,059 posts

120 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Dermot O'Logical said:
Can I just say that I love this thread, but having been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last year (although I'm marginal), my days of dirty takeaways may be over.

Just the occasional cod 'n chips now. Easy on the chips.

Keep up the good work!
I imagine there are a lot of silent voyeurs on this thread, much like you (and me) living vicariously through the likes of eski boy.





Joscal

2,078 posts

200 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Greshamst said:
Dermot O'Logical said:
Can I just say that I love this thread, but having been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last year (although I'm marginal), my days of dirty takeaways may be over.

Just the occasional cod 'n chips now. Easy on the chips.

Keep up the good work!
I imagine there are a lot of silent voyeurs on this thread, much like you (and me) living vicariously through the likes of eski boy.
I watch from afar too..

BrabusMog

20,145 posts

186 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Greshamst said:
Dermot O'Logical said:
Can I just say that I love this thread, but having been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last year (although I'm marginal), my days of dirty takeaways may be over.

Just the occasional cod 'n chips now. Easy on the chips.

Keep up the good work!
I imagine there are a lot of silent voyeurs on this thread, much like you (and me) living vicariously through the likes of eski boy.
eski is the undisputed king of filth on this thread. My very non-PH sister once sent me a link to this thread after doing a google search for takeout inspiration which leads me to believe that even unsubscribed members may perv over the delights posted on these most hallowed of pages laugh

Drive Blind

5,095 posts

177 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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what's your favourite pic from recent times?

Mine is the dog gazing in amazement at the munchy box laugh



apologies, can't recall the OP
edit : i've looked back it was George7 from June 2019 thumbup

Edited by Drive Blind on Thursday 5th March 18:48

Dermot O'Logical

2,578 posts

129 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Drive Blind said:
what's your favourite pic from recent times?

Mine is the dog gazing in amazement at the munchy box laugh



apologies, can't recall the OP
That's exactly how I feel!

RammyMP

6,770 posts

153 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Been working away again this week, the hotel cocked the booking up so I’ve not got a evening meal allowance, time to try out a few kebab shops in North London!

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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first time I've seen carrot as part of a kebabs salad.

Greendubber

13,206 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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craigjm said:
giblet said:
Takeaway carves up the elephant leg and then fries it off in a pan with chilli sauce and sometimes chucks in some chillies. At least that’s how I’ve seen it being done
Yeah I’ve seen it literally done in a wok....
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, chilli, garlic, doner meat all fried together and then pour in the sauce and coat it before serving
Ended up miles away in an unknown area with work whilst hungry recently and the guy carved off the chicken, chopped it all up and sent it through the pizza oven! It actually wasnt that bad, had nice crispy bits in there, I'd never seen it done before (and might not again hehe)

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Greendubber said:
Ended up miles away in an unknown area with work whilst hungry recently and the guy carved off the chicken, chopped it all up and sent it through the pizza oven! It actually wasnt that bad, had nice crispy bits in there, I'd never seen it done before (and might not again hehe)
thats a little unusual.. why would you carve up something that's being cooked on a sideways grill... to only then heat it up on something that has a grrill ontop? unless you maybe want to double/treble up on the crispyness as there's greater surface area with it being chopped off the doner.

Greendubber

13,206 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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ambuletz said:
Greendubber said:
Ended up miles away in an unknown area with work whilst hungry recently and the guy carved off the chicken, chopped it all up and sent it through the pizza oven! It actually wasnt that bad, had nice crispy bits in there, I'd never seen it done before (and might not again hehe)
thats a little unusual.. why would you carve up something that's being cooked on a sideways grill... to only then heat it up on something that has a grrill ontop? unless you maybe want to double/treble up on the crispyness as there's greater surface area with it being chopped off the doner.
I have no idea, I was super tired so didn't really clock what he was doing until it was disappearing into the pizza oven. I was far too polite to say anything but it did have some onion and peppers in the mix so possibly to soften those up a bit. It did seem a bit odd but he gave us a portion of masala fries and a previously unknown fizzy fruit drink to graze on whilst we waited for his creation to cook so all is forgiven!

Edited by Greendubber on Thursday 5th March 21:56

eskidavies

5,371 posts

159 months

Thursday 5th March 2020
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Extremely late from work tonight,played it safe with 3 pieces ,chips and gravy,the piceces were big I now full

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 6th March 2020
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Special kebab, steak, chicken and donner kebab. 2 x nan breads. Plus chips n salad.

Ate half only. 10.50 English pounds decent one been going 30 odd years at the least.


Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Friday 6th March 2020
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Cheating. There are a few of us.



Out of shot, 3 dominos pizzas.

seyre1972

2,628 posts

143 months

Friday 6th March 2020
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eskidavies said:


Extremely late from work tonight,played it safe with 3 pieces ,chips and gravy,the piceces were big I now full
Who’s was the cheeky chopped up sausage in the bowl (half hidden behind the Chicken box). Assume that was for the dog ? smile

illmonkey

18,197 posts

198 months

Friday 6th March 2020
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Not half bad for a van in a layby!


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