If PistonHeads was a hotel...

[Shakermaker]

What would all the forums be called?

I have a feeling that General Gassing would be the Garage

Reader's Rides would be the Valet Parking

NP&E would become either the Margaret Thatcher Suite

The Lounge, would probably be the Kidz Club.

[Johnnytheboy]

S, P & L would be the nasal-voiced traffic warden trying to give residents a parking ticket for parking round the corner while they checked in.

[SantaBarbara]

Basil Fawlty would be the manager.

[KarlMac]

One way or another it'd definitely be on Hotel Inspector, and be one of those owners that tells Alex Whatserface she's full of st and the reason our hotel is failing is because the customers are all scum.

[sc0tt]

It would be full of middle aged bald men all mutually masturbating over flemkes Mclaren f1 in the car park.

[SantaBarbara]

The bar would be full of Escorts.

[768]

SantaBarbara said:

Basil Fawlty would be the manager.

There's a manager in here?

[BBenzzz]

SantaBarbara said:

The bar would be full of Escorts.

SB Bot with the mildly decent banter.. Your code writer must be feeling witty today!

[Johnnytheboy]

SantaBarbara said:

The bar would be full of Escorts.

Watching a 42" TV presumably.

[anothernameitist]

KarlMac said:

One way or another it'd definitely be on Hotel Inspector, and be one of those owners that tells Alex Whatserface she's full of st and the reason our hotel is failing is because the customers are all scum.

I'd be telling her she is quite milfy and meet me at the bar

[MrBarry123]

BBenzzz said:

SantaBarbara said:

The bar would be full of Escorts.

SB Bot with the mildly decent banter.. Your code writer must be feeling witty today!

[SeeFive]

Someone would piss in the kettle.

[alorotom]

SantaBarbara said:

The bar would be full of Escorts.

and/or TVs surely?

[Donbot]

Everyone pulls the trigger on everything.

"Would Sir like to pull the trigger on the 12oz steak tonight?"

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

It would be a pain to get to bed, with some idiot dominating the stairs.

The bar wouldn't sell foot long subs, only two 6 inch ones.

There'd be an uninsured Golf R32 in the carpark, pulled over by the police.

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah on Monday 23 October 13:46

[Einion Yrth]

Donbot said:

Everyone pulls the trigger on everything.

"Would Sir like to pull the trigger on the 12oz steak tonight?"

I haven't pulled the trigger on anything since I left the school CCF 40 years ago, and even then I was taught to squeeze it..

[SeeFive]

There would be a huge argument at the desk with a few folks gazing into a misty crystal ball and repetitively insisting that the hotel should close immediately, relocate to Frankfurt as Brexit will totally screw UK tourism, and hence their bookings post negotiation.

[Bomma220]

I imagine the toilets would be the Council thread, with at least one of the traps blocked solid with bangers and mash.

And someone from the Watch thread giving a bit of wrist time to a Submariner in the gents.

[Sheets Tabuer]

The Brexiters and Remainers would continue arguing to throw people off the scent as to how they are there really for a massive homosexual orgy.

[R8Steve]

There would be copies of the telegraph delivered to the rooms every morning, each one would have a daily mail hidden inside.